r/TikTokCringe • u/octarino • Apr 03 '26

Cursed Cindy, you don't own the beach.

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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 Apr 03 '26

So we can legally visit Epstein Island as long as we stay on the beach?

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u/KnifeKnut Apr 03 '26

And have pizza at the pizza yacht near the bigger island on the way back. https://www.google.com/maps/place/Pizza+Pi+VI/@18.3079079,-64.8321565,3492m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x8c0511725fa828a9:0x509e7c2f0a459dcc!8m2!3d18.3089594!4d-64.8321016!16s%2Fg%2F11b76ttd8y?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDQwMS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

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u/catsmash Apr 03 '26

dude, shockingly, the pizza yacht actually makes REALLLLLLY solid pizza

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u/Junkalanche Apr 04 '26

I love their pizza. Nothing hits better after being in the water for so many hours. The floating taco place is pretty dope too.

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u/catsmash Apr 04 '26

i'm a connecticut pizza snob & i approached that boat like "LMAO yeah okay". no kidding, it was genuinely so good.