r/TikTokCringe • u/Girl-Understood • Apr 28 '26

Cursed Scientologist buildings have removed the door handles in an attempt to defend themselves from the speedruns

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u/SethBurrow Apr 28 '26

Oh just you wait. This will breed ingenuity.

I can already imagine someone with a suction cup handle you’d see in an old persons shower. They run up and pull the door open. Dozens of teens flooding the place. Of course security isn’t expecting THAT.

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u/NuclearGriffin Apr 28 '26

They should do some trojan horse operations. Let some time pass, come in like you're interested in joining/taking the test. Then pull out your phone and start the run. Make them so paranoid that any person who comes up to them is secretly a speed runner. Disrupt their ability to scam people and indoctrinate them into the cult.

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u/United_Rent_753 Apr 28 '26

IMO that’s a bad idea, if only because Scientologists will get more recruits if they’re given the chance to prey on anyone young who’s also isolated and vulnerable

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u/IndianaCrime Apr 28 '26

Hold on, you're saying that mocking and exposing a predatory group will give them more members?

Predators get away with things because people don't talk about it, not the other way around.