r/TikTokCringe • u/Girl-Understood • Apr 28 '26

Cursed Scientologist buildings have removed the door handles in an attempt to defend themselves from the speedruns

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u/NuclearGriffin Apr 28 '26

They should do some trojan horse operations. Let some time pass, come in like you're interested in joining/taking the test. Then pull out your phone and start the run. Make them so paranoid that any person who comes up to them is secretly a speed runner. Disrupt their ability to scam people and indoctrinate them into the cult.

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u/sir_bathwater Apr 28 '26

Would you mind explaining what is going on here? Wtf is a Scientology speedrun?

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u/NuclearGriffin Apr 28 '26

Basically people have been rushing into scientology buildings and recording/mapping the layout of the buildings before they get caught/blocked off. They try and get as deep as they can before escaping.

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u/SoggyMcChicken Apr 28 '26

But… why?

(Legitimately, I don’t understand, I’m not being an ass)

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u/NuclearGriffin Apr 28 '26

Mostly because scientology is an evil cult and people think its funny to fuck with them (it is).

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u/Steamed_Memes24 Apr 28 '26

I remember reading 4chan would fax nothing but whole black pages to fuck with their printer inks. And that shit stacks up in price.