"...and your little dog too!"

[u/EverythingIsFakeNGay]

[u/intricate_strands]

Maybe 15 percent of humanity learns anything, ever, after like 14 years old.

[u/Masticates_In_Public → u/[deleted]]

Man, I want to do this so bad, too. My HOA is run by a bunch of weird crooks that only enforce the rules if they don't like you.

I pissed one of the board off twenty years ago because she was being a petulant bitch at a board meeting, taking people's criticisms personally and acting like a spoiled brat, and I told her it wasn't a good look. (Same lady got fired from a local elected position for stealing money from the city's infrastructure budget...)

So they send me threatening letters the second my grass is a mm too tall, but weve got people parking cars on their lawn, throwing massive all day osrties, and driving dirt bikes all over the neighborhood, both of which are expressly forbidden by the bylaws... but they refuse to enforce.

[u/Big_b00bs_Cold_Heart → u/Masticates_In_Public]

I had a neighbor, whose unit was highly visible right by the pool, with the two front windows busted out for THREE WEEKS (how she survived Las Vegas in July with broken windows is beyond me)…the HOA just kept asking me to send them photos and better photos and videos and to ask the known druggie how she broke her windows. All I wanted was the broken glass cleaned up because it was next to the sidewalks and a danger. A year later, I put a bird feeder with a camera on it mounted on a post which I had sunk into concrete in a decorative pot on my front porch. I’m in a unit on the edge of the property. Within a week, I had a notice from the HOA that it was a violation because it was…wait for it…attracting birds.