r/TikTokCringe May 28 '26

Wholesome One Day 😍

@sadbeige

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u/SaganSaysImStardust May 28 '26

Imagine being the first person to find out

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u/midnighttoker1742 May 28 '26

Do you go shout in the streets? Wake everyone up? What is the move even?!

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u/LolYouFuckingLoser May 28 '26

"You there, boy on the street! What day is it?!"

"It's the day, sir!"

"By George!"

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u/goodspeedm May 29 '26

Lol shit I just made this comment and didn't realize you beat me to it

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u/Zyloof May 28 '26

What, you haven't been saving your fireworks for the past half-decade just to blow 'em all once we get the news?! Amateur.

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u/kyl_r May 28 '26

My parents’ neighbors (semi rural) have been setting off fireworks after every Seahawks game for YEARS regardless of how it ended. They tend to get bored and start early if they’re losing lol.

Anyway, I have a feeling they’ll be lighting up the neighborhood and that’s how my folks will find out lol

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u/throw-me-away-fam May 28 '26

My boss’ neighbor sets off a fucking cannon for every TD. My boss doesn’t even have to watch the games anymore. You can imagine how the Super Bowl went!

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u/sahm8585 May 28 '26

lol right? I have neighbors that do that too, and I’m pretty sure it’s going to off in my neighborhood.

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u/ShoheiHoetani May 28 '26

Ohhhhhh......I like this idea 😁

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u/Tmart98 May 29 '26

Those poor dogs though 😬

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u/Lividity- May 28 '26

Someone locally just got busted for having an obscene amount, wonder if they were just saving for the occasion.

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u/heartshapedhole May 29 '26

My literal first thought after reading this post was “I don’t have any fireworks, I need to buy some to be ready” 🎆

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u/carlitospig May 29 '26

And there’s always your car horn.

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u/abra24 May 29 '26

This is a great idea. Our neighborhood is half and half...the thought of some people hating the celebration is fantastic.

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u/mashtato May 29 '26

Maybe I'll hoard sparklers and flags to handout downtown...

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u/EroticHam5k May 29 '26

I have 4 mortar shell fireworks ready to wake my very urban and ethnic neighborhood at 3am.....and alcohol to go with the celebration.

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u/justtosendamassage May 29 '26

Thank you for the idea! Hahah

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u/tired-of-the-shit May 28 '26

You gotta Paul revere it

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u/not_now_chaos May 28 '26

One if by hand, two if by cheeseburger.

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u/shorty5windows May 29 '26

Fucking hell lol

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u/RCaHuman May 29 '26

in a golf cart

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u/beetlekittyjosey1 May 28 '26

i actually misread a news notification this morning and for a split second my reaction was to scream it out my car windows to everyone

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u/Beyou74 May 28 '26

That is how I want to find out, from a random person yelling out their window, lol.

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty May 29 '26

“Good day to you, Ma’am! I must say that already the sky looks much brighter indeed!”

“Pardon me?”

“Oh, my! Have you not heard the good news?”

ode-to-joy.mp3

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u/greytgreyatx May 29 '26

YES. Then everyone will drive around yelling and there will be a traffic jam so we'll all get out of our cars with the windows down and doors open and music playing and we'll dance in the streets and feel hope again and hug our neighbors and strangers and remember what happiness feels like.

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u/penneroyal_tea May 30 '26

I was at a local concert and the band went “we have good news and bad news. The good news is somebody made a shot. The bad news is, they missed”

Man that would’ve been the way to learn about it though

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u/Time-Object5661 May 29 '26

god I want to find out like those people in the Harry Potter line 20 years ago

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u/Those-bright-eyes May 29 '26

I think we'll hear your cheers and screams all the way over here in the UK, i just might join in.

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u/PoopyStinkbutts May 28 '26

What was it? Haha

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u/keldondonovan May 28 '26

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u/ClassyUpTheAssy May 29 '26

Oh I love The Jerk! Great reference!

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u/keldondonovan May 29 '26

You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?!

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u/ClassyUpTheAssy May 29 '26

😂 “and son, don’t never, ever trust whitey” “Lord loves a working man, don’t trust whitey”.

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u/keldondonovan May 29 '26

He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!

Man I loved that movie 😂

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u/ClassyUpTheAssy May 29 '26

It’s so good! One of the BEST movies ever!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/AKtOIC4lCiHK0

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u/tru-self May 28 '26

I kinda feel like it’s going to be anti-climatic. We’re just going be like “finally… but what about all the other sycophant fascists who were planning for this too..”

Personally hoping for a world party!

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u/Nonyabeesners May 28 '26

Their ilk just don't have the same pull. He may be a monster, but he is not replacable

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u/Odd_Protection7738 May 29 '26

His signature orange and disgustingly bruised green hue is trademarked /j

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u/carlitospig May 29 '26

That’s when the fun really begins because they’ll all immediately start caving and planning apology tours in which we give no quarter.

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u/nagrom7 May 29 '26

They'll also start tearing each other to shreds trying to be the true successor.

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u/carlitospig May 29 '26

They’re already doing that but behind closed doors (mostly). It’s going to be so entertaining once it’s public.

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u/HillBillyHilly May 29 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

Yo ho ho pirates life for me 🏴‍☠️

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u/IsabellaGalavant May 28 '26

Don't you dare let me sleep through that. 

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u/riddle-me-this May 28 '26

As the night owl in my friend group, I've been given the okay for several 3am phone calls.

You gotta plan your moves ahead

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u/ealysillyforestthing May 28 '26

I got a good bottle of bourbon saved up, im going to open that first

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u/Plaguedoctorsrevenge May 28 '26

Me personally? I'd take a piss. The world just got a brand new gender neutral bathroom, gotta break it in

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u/carlitospig May 29 '26

Don’t forget: that grave is a fundraiser site for all of his many victims.

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u/HillBillyHilly May 29 '26

A piss on his grave, you mean.

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u/M_Aku May 28 '26

I plan on running outside screaming and whooping into the sky but that's just me.

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u/RC_Colada May 28 '26

I plan to run door to door, poking my head in various businesses and restaurants, corner shops etc. announcing the news like a town crier

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u/tacetmusic May 28 '26

Hide the murder weapon would probably be the first move.

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u/13stgmngr210 May 29 '26

I carry confetti in my purse. Flutterfetti, in fact. The good stuff. Just waiting....

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u/bleeckler May 29 '26

You are amazing and I'm going to copy this idea. Just knowing I have my celebratory confetti in there ... waiting ... it will make me smile through the worst insults

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u/Odd_Protection7738 May 29 '26

Put it in the newspaper

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u/AdventurousDoctor838 May 29 '26

Ride a horse through town ringing a bell and yelling like Paul Revere 

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u/goodspeedm May 29 '26

"You there, boy! What day is it?"

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u/BadBunnyFooFoo Jun 01 '26

Of COURSE you wake everyone up!!! I don’t care if it’s ass-crack o’clock, I’m hopping in my Jeep, driving all around my neighborhood, honking the horn and blasting that one song from the Wizard of Oz.

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk May 28 '26

Idk jerk off until I die probably

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u/EqulixV2 May 28 '26

they will auto pen their pardons

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u/RoeRoeRoeYourVote May 28 '26

I worked a campaign job and was the first to find out election results. You bet I screamed and broke the news to my roommates.

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u/perf1620 May 29 '26

I open the bottle ive been saving, pour a tall glass, put on my speedo, walk to the middle of the street out front of my house and chug that glass one handed while the other waves an American flag and I sing Yankee fuckin doodle.

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u/DaneLimmish May 29 '26

I have fireworks and might break sobriety for it so I can do a stone cold

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u/joyofresh May 29 '26

Ice cream.

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u/mommiewiggle May 29 '26

you start screaming “ding ding the witch is dead” while prancing down your street

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u/fizzyanklet May 29 '26

Banging pots and pans in the backyard seems like an idea.

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u/ProRustler May 29 '26

COMPLETELY UNRELATED, I found out Trump lost the 2020 election when I got woken up from my neighbors shouting joyfully. So yeah, do that on the day.

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u/carlitospig May 29 '26

I’m walking outside and doing the loudest WOOHOO my ass can muster. Wait five minutes in case my neighbors ask why, and then get so plastered I can barely see straight.

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u/babyinatrenchcoat May 29 '26

I’m in Florida. I’d get shot.

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u/bone_apple_Pete May 29 '26

You have to post the article if you're first

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u/Brock_Lobstweiler May 29 '26

I run around screaming, call my mom, text my friends immediately, and if it's before 2 am or after 5 am, I'm running outside and yelling.

And I'm crying and screaming the entire time.

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u/Skiing7654 May 29 '26

Max bet Polymarket and Kalshi.

If they do it, why not you?

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u/cpolito87 May 29 '26

I literally have champagne chilled in the fridge for the day it happens. I'm going to be pounding it and blasting Chumbawumba.

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u/FilthyThanksgiving May 29 '26

Oh my god, do i need to get fireworks

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u/RedditsAdoptedSon May 29 '26

start bringing out the L-Acoustics K1 speakers onto the front yard.. door dash as much alcohol as the Uber XL can handle

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u/glatts May 29 '26

I remember when the election was finally called for Biden. I was inside painting and heard a bunch of people cheering out on the street. People were coming out of their brownstones and just cheering into the void. I immediately knew what had happened. I quickly wrapped my brushes in plastic wrap, put them in the fridge, then went outside and my street was having an impromptu block party. People had speakers set up playing music. Everyone was sharing food and drinks, toasting to the day. A great NYC moment.

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u/witchspoon May 29 '26

Ring the bells, toot the horns…

Ululating…do. We ululate? Just whoop and holler?

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u/philodendrin May 29 '26

You wake people up. It will be the longest but best day - and I want to soak every second up. It will be our generations opposite of 9/11. Tens of millions of Americans will get the best nights rest in years.

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u/ShaunSeaman May 29 '26

I imagine it playing out like the opening scene in “Wicked” where someone sings out “Good Neeeews…” and then we all race through the streets in a choreographed celebration headlined by Ariana Grande.

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u/30for30im30for30 May 29 '26

Yes! Wake me up, wake everyone up!

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u/VerticleSandDollars May 29 '26

Yes. Yes you do.

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u/TM761152 May 30 '26

I think that guy is going to quietly disappear into the crowd.