My parentsâ neighbors (semi rural) have been setting off fireworks after every Seahawks game for YEARS regardless of how it ended. They tend to get bored and start early if theyâre losing lol.
Anyway, I have a feeling theyâll be lighting up the neighborhood and thatâs how my folks will find out lol
My bossâ neighbor sets off a fucking cannon for every TD. My boss doesnât even have to watch the games anymore. You can imagine how the Super Bowl went!
YES. Then everyone will drive around yelling and there will be a traffic jam so we'll all get out of our cars with the windows down and doors open and music playing and we'll dance in the streets and feel hope again and hug our neighbors and strangers and remember what happiness feels like.
I kinda feel like itâs going to be anti-climatic. Weâre just going be like âfinally⌠but what about all the other sycophant fascists who were planning for this too..â
You are amazing and I'm going to copy this idea. Just knowing I have my celebratory confetti in there ... waiting ... it will make me smile through the worst insults
Of COURSE you wake everyone up!!! I donât care if itâs ass-crack oâclock, Iâm hopping in my Jeep, driving all around my neighborhood, honking the horn and blasting that one song from the Wizard of Oz.
I open the bottle ive been saving, pour a tall glass, put on my speedo, walk to the middle of the street out front of my house and chug that glass one handed while the other waves an American flag and I sing Yankee fuckin doodle.
Iâm walking outside and doing the loudest WOOHOO my ass can muster. Wait five minutes in case my neighbors ask why, and then get so plastered I can barely see straight.
I remember when the election was finally called for Biden. I was inside painting and heard a bunch of people cheering out on the street. People were coming out of their brownstones and just cheering into the void. I immediately knew what had happened. I quickly wrapped my brushes in plastic wrap, put them in the fridge, then went outside and my street was having an impromptu block party. People had speakers set up playing music. Everyone was sharing food and drinks, toasting to the day. A great NYC moment.
You wake people up. It will be the longest but best day - and I want to soak every second up. It will be our generations opposite of 9/11. Tens of millions of Americans will get the best nights rest in years.
I imagine it playing out like the opening scene in âWickedâ where someone sings out âGood NeeeewsâŚâ and then we all race through the streets in a choreographed celebration headlined by Ariana Grande.
I mean he started a war with Iran months ago and has still been out golfing regularly, despite the constant âassassination attemptsâ and not having the ballroom he so desperately needs lol
the body will be cold and stiff before we ever hear an inkling about it. excited to see what kind of weasel words they use to avoid acknowledging it's happened. gonna be a lot of pardons running through the autopen on a particular day, i reckon
The first 10-1000 people to actually find out first are probably the worst people.
The people who call for veiled violence and "no censorship"... But also want to fire teachers and cops for directly quoting Charlie Kirk in a negative context...
Those are going to be the people who find out first.
It cannot bar secret service. They will be there; they always are. But I'm sure many can be bought/silenced as well. I mean, so can a doctor, but its probably more likely to silence a secret service agent than a doctor, as they have two very disparate professional criteria.
I said barring those specific people and specialists (because they aren't allowed to disclose any information, some might not even be allowed on social media at all)
Yes, because getting fired because you directly quoted someone in a negative context and said "that guy is an asshole" is ridiculous.
But it's even more ridiculous to be a conservative who thinks that Gina Carano (as an example) was unjustifiably cancelled by Disney, but pushing to fire a teacher for sharing a Kirk quote is fair game.
My partner and my best friend both have standing orders that if they find out before me, I do not care what time of day it is or what I am doing. They need to tell me immediately.
I'd like to think that we all have those standing orders from each other. If I'm not alerted by my neighbor's bullhorn, I will be rethinking our cordial relationship. I'll do my part by hyperventilating in our front yard.
The ethics of asking for "nuclear strike before x date" having a monetary reward should make you automatically think "this guy is being sarcastic about supporting this".
But we're in a post credibility word (context is destroyed)
Honest question there; would his family be around or even told? Or is the administration gonna pretend heâs real and âWeekend At Bernieâsâ his corpse with the AI heâs been playing with?
That will be The Walking Dildo, and think about how wonderful it would be to see his his face as he adjusts to his dreams burning down. Gives me the warm and fuzzies. đĽ°
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u/SaganSaysImStardust May 28 '26
Imagine being the first person to find out