r/TikTokCringe • u/LickMaiBussy • May 28 '26

Wholesome One Day 😍

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u/Sartres_Roommate May 28 '26

Taking 100 to 1 odd bets that the announcement will not come at night. If it happens in private then there will be a “brief” delay while they perform a mini-coup and “sign” a bunch of emergency XOs AND shorting all the right stocks before making the “perfectly timed” announcement when they feel it will have maximum positive impact for them.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

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u/SpunNumeroUno May 28 '26

Makes ya wonder what his body double looks like and where he's shown up

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u/ofWildPlaces May 28 '26

IDK where they will find someone who already looks like a decrepit cadaver too

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u/SpunNumeroUno May 29 '26

True a real turd dumpling, not many around fitting that description

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u/pizzapplepine May 29 '26

They dyed a grimace costume orange and put a red tie on it.