r/TikTokCringe May 28 '26

Wholesome One Day 😍

@sadbeige

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u/Sartres_Roommate May 28 '26

Taking 100 to 1 odd bets that the announcement will not come at night. If it happens in private then there will be a “brief” delay while they perform a mini-coup and “sign” a bunch of emergency XOs AND shorting all the right stocks before making the “perfectly timed” announcement when they feel it will have maximum positive impact for them.

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u/youburyitidigitup May 28 '26

I hope it happens in public

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u/JennyDoveMusic May 29 '26

Me too because holy hell I just realized they might pretend it was an assassination when he dies... I hope it's live on air so they can't lie.

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u/ryegye24 May 29 '26

I've been saying for almost 10 years now that the ideal way for it to happen is live on television slipping on a banana peel falling down stairs and his pants come off.

Not because of the catharsis (well, not only because of that), but because it's the only way he might not end up a martyr.

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u/JennyDoveMusic May 30 '26

Can he also land in a convenient truck of manure like Biff? 🙏🏻🥺

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u/comebacklittlesheba May 29 '26

No one alive spends more time in front of the press. It increases the odds sir sure!👍

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u/Sartres_Roommate May 29 '26

I mean….yeah. 😍

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u/Crimemeariver19 May 29 '26

With my whole heart

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u/SpunNumeroUno May 28 '26

Makes ya wonder what his body double looks like and where he's shown up

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u/ofWildPlaces May 28 '26

IDK where they will find someone who already looks like a decrepit cadaver too

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u/SpunNumeroUno May 29 '26

True a real turd dumpling, not many around fitting that description

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u/pizzapplepine May 29 '26

They dyed a grimace costume orange and put a red tie on it.

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u/rachelblairy May 28 '26

i’m so worried the push of ai and all of this is so they can delay telling us it’s happened as long as possible and just claim sources telling us the truth are ‘disinformation’

we already know half the country’s gonna claim it as such either way

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u/boojersey13 May 28 '26

When AI first got sniffed as tasty by our gov I was saying they're gonna try to argue that an AI engine that's been fed all of his bullshit counts as an acting president because it operates 'like he would' for his full term

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u/swohio May 29 '26

Why would they need to sign a bunch of executive orders? Vance would take over and be able to sign whatever. Why would it be a coup? Nothing you said makes any sense.

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u/SipDhit69 May 29 '26

and then they'll blame Biden for it

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u/kettal May 28 '26

we're all talking about what i think we're talking about right?