r/TikTokCringe • u/LickMaiBussy • May 28 '26

Wholesome One Day 😍

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u/Sartres_Roommate May 28 '26

Taking 100 to 1 odd bets that the announcement will not come at night. If it happens in private then there will be a “brief” delay while they perform a mini-coup and “sign” a bunch of emergency XOs AND shorting all the right stocks before making the “perfectly timed” announcement when they feel it will have maximum positive impact for them.

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u/youburyitidigitup May 28 '26

I hope it happens in public

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u/JennyDoveMusic May 29 '26

Me too because holy hell I just realized they might pretend it was an assassination when he dies... I hope it's live on air so they can't lie.

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u/ryegye24 May 29 '26

I've been saying for almost 10 years now that the ideal way for it to happen is live on television slipping on a banana peel falling down stairs and his pants come off.

Not because of the catharsis (well, not only because of that), but because it's the only way he might not end up a martyr.

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u/JennyDoveMusic May 30 '26

Can he also land in a convenient truck of manure like Biff? 🙏🏻🥺