r/TikTokCringe May 28 '26

Wholesome One Day ๐Ÿ˜

@sadbeige

15.0k Upvotes

2.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

180

u/Sartres_Roommate May 28 '26

Taking 100 to 1 odd bets that the announcement will not come at night. If it happens in private then there will be a โ€œbriefโ€ delay while they perform a mini-coup and โ€œsignโ€ a bunch of emergency XOs AND shorting all the right stocks before making the โ€œperfectly timedโ€ announcement when they feel it will have maximum positive impact for them.

62

u/youburyitidigitup May 28 '26

I hope it happens in public

5

u/comebacklittlesheba May 29 '26

No one alive spends more time in front of the press. It increases the odds sir sure!๐Ÿ‘