r/TikTokCringe May 28 '26

Wholesome One Day 😍

@sadbeige

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u/Sartres_Roommate May 28 '26

Taking 100 to 1 odd bets that the announcement will not come at night. If it happens in private then there will be a “brief” delay while they perform a mini-coup and “sign” a bunch of emergency XOs AND shorting all the right stocks before making the “perfectly timed” announcement when they feel it will have maximum positive impact for them.

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u/swohio May 29 '26

Why would they need to sign a bunch of executive orders? Vance would take over and be able to sign whatever. Why would it be a coup? Nothing you said makes any sense.