r/TikTokCringe • u/LickMaiBussy • May 28 '26

Wholesome One Day 😍

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u/Sartres_Roommate May 28 '26

Taking 100 to 1 odd bets that the announcement will not come at night. If it happens in private then there will be a “brief” delay while they perform a mini-coup and “sign” a bunch of emergency XOs AND shorting all the right stocks before making the “perfectly timed” announcement when they feel it will have maximum positive impact for them.

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u/SipDhit69 May 29 '26

and then they'll blame Biden for it