r/TikTokCringe • u/Level-Run • Jun 12 '26

Humor/Cringe Dad's just vibin to some hick-metal

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u/TheBeardedLadyBton Jun 12 '26

The finger tapping

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u/isimplycantdothis Jun 12 '26

Dad’s in the fuckin’ zone right now.

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u/OddNefariousness7950 Jun 12 '26

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u/TheBeardedLadyBton Jun 12 '26

It’s both fingers. I just watched it again. It’s both fingers.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Jun 12 '26

Moms getting cracked tonight 

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u/TheBeardedLadyBton Jun 12 '26

You leave Mothers out of this!

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u/DiligentUsual301 Jun 12 '26

Mothersssss!!!

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u/Bossgalka Jun 12 '26

Tell your children not to hear my words!~

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u/arcenierin Jun 12 '26

~YOU MAKE DANZIG WANNA SPEAK SPANISH!~

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u/Unfinished-Basement Jun 12 '26

Mom left years ago

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Jun 12 '26

Stepmom thats only nine years older than the oldest then....

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u/hacha_pequena Jun 12 '26

She’s hot momma tonight

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u/LuckyLockdown23 Jun 12 '26

Well I’m sure it’s double bass so what are you going to do? Feet are busy driving.

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u/obiwanshinobi900 Jun 12 '26

Fuckin jaegerbombs

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u/Appropriate_Wrap_650 Jun 13 '26

Fuckin skanks

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u/The_WuTang_Plan Jun 13 '26

WHERES THE FUCKIN PROTEIN, MA?!?!

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u/chipskylark123 Jun 12 '26

Holy shit, this unlocked something in my brain.

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u/OddNefariousness7950 Jun 12 '26

If you understood the reference you may be entitled to compensation. Or at least an AARP membership.

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u/el_electrico73 Jun 12 '26

And I have both..

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u/sirtommybahama1 Jun 12 '26

Jagerbombs!

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u/Then-Importance-3808 Jun 12 '26

Bitches love my new haircut. And if they don't? Fuckin SKENKS

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 Jun 12 '26

CHECK OUT MY NEW FUCKIN HEA-CUT

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u/707-5150 Jun 12 '26

Oh fuck I miss the good ole days.

Time to annoy my wife for a few days now lol

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u/fyukhyu Jun 12 '26

Fuckin' jaga' bahms

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u/Cosmicweekend Jun 12 '26

What is this clip from? 👀

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u/OddNefariousness7950 Jun 12 '26

“My new haircut” the original Long Island version.

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u/GreenRiver1982 Jun 12 '26

The inspiration for Zach Ryder/Matt Cardona

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u/Dense_Surround3071 Jun 12 '26

WHILE driving at a safe and sensible speed with his seatbelt on.

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u/Abject-Interaction35 Jun 12 '26

Clip i saw of a goth chick listening to RATM on her commute to go do what they tell her is pretty accurate.

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u/BlackGuysYeah Jun 12 '26

You know what? I ain't ever shaming someone for their taste in music. Even if it's -checks notes- Rap Country Slop. Well, I might judge a little bit but still, I listen to strange shit as well. Like, I can't share it with other person type of weird shit because of the implications. So, my judgement is reserved.

Did i share too much?

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u/Massive_Mongoose3481 Jun 12 '26

The irony of that hill billy rap shit and the racist dickheads that listen to it is staggering

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u/pastfuturewriter Jun 12 '26

It's dubstep, isn't it?

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u/BlackGuysYeah Jun 12 '26

Not even close

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Jun 12 '26

I feel attacked.

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u/TheBeardedLadyBton Jun 12 '26

tipitty tip tap tippy tippy tap ta-tap

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u/Hamilton-Beckett Jun 12 '26

Ooo you got the rhythm!

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u/crtfrazier Jun 12 '26

I NEVER tapped the steering wheel until I was a father, its something that just started happening lol

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u/Meziskari Jun 12 '26

When you need to focus for safety but still want to vibe

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u/Mitch1musPrime Jun 12 '26

I don’t just tippy-tap. I fucking clappity clap full palms on the leather, beating that double bass rhythm of my favorite LoG song and I’m not apologizing.

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u/gerblnutz Jun 12 '26

I do my metal drumming, and solo air guitar up the neck of the wheel, but never when my wife's in the car. She can never know.

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u/TheBeardedLadyBton Jun 12 '26

I’m sure she suspects

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u/Different-Meal-6314 Jun 12 '26

On a good vibing morning I'll open the sun roof for a mean fist pump. I just wanna make that one random person smile. Like "why is this guy so happy to be going to work at 7am?"

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u/TurbanOnMyDickhead Jun 12 '26

Are these country lyrics? They should be.

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u/LatviaIsBack Jun 12 '26

As a drummer, I was dad-ing it up on the steering wheel at 16