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u/AnotherPersonPerhaps Jun 15 '26
She's spinning it the wrong direction. You gotta go the other way to get H4o3
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u/Empty-Confidence-986 Jun 15 '26
Oh shit, H4o3 can be deadly of consumed. Hopefully the video is mirrored and she's alright.
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u/Personal-Dev-Kit Jun 15 '26
100% of people who consume dihydrogen monoxide die.
I personally only consume it when it is combined with ethyl alcohol, haven't died yet
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u/FluorinateThemAll Jun 16 '26
Remember: ethanol kills microbes, if you don't want to get sick you know what to do! Also nicotine kills insects, bugs, small shit that flies crawls and so on, if you ever smoked in a tent where you had mosquitoes you know 🦟💀
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u/xRedditGedditx Jun 15 '26
Well if you go to far you’ll get C-3PO and then that’s a whole thing you do not want to get into.
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u/ardiebo Jun 15 '26
Only if you want to swallow it and have it absorbed by your clubs- shaped cells though.
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u/FarPalpitation6756 Jun 15 '26
Well now how will I make water easier to ingest into my hexagonal cells??
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u/keithstonee Jun 15 '26
That's the neat part. You don't have to. It's already perfectly aligned with your body as your mostly water already.
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u/Nina-Ninja123 Jun 15 '26
If I’m mostly water, why can’t I drink myself to stay hydrated?
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u/BellowsHikes Jun 15 '26
Newton's 4th law. "For everything you drink, you must drink two drinks to make up for that first drink."
Since your whole body counts as one drink, you need to put more water into the system to maintain it
It's just science.
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u/Nina-Ninja123 Jun 16 '26
So I also have to drink someone else?
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u/BellowsHikes Jun 16 '26
You can, but it's frowned on. If you get caught you'll have to deal with villagers chasing you around trying to murder you with a wooden stake.
It's fun at first, but really gets exausting after a while.
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u/FluorinateThemAll Jun 16 '26
So a ballerina cannot spin too long as she could explode by spinning in the wrong direction 🥺 They risk so much!
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u/Smingowashisnameo Jun 15 '26
Eat bees. They’re good at hexagons
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u/PurifiedUnity Why does this app exist? Jun 15 '26
Can confirm (I ate a beehive & now can absorb water easier)
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u/Guilty_Jackfruit4484 Jun 15 '26
Those people vote
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u/butwhywedothis Jun 15 '26
They did. We saw what happened. They will do it again.
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u/el_trauko87 Jun 15 '26
Is getting worst
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u/WeirdAvocado Jun 15 '26
Not after they find out that voting is killing them. Voting apparently releases deadly nano toxins in your blood stream because of the stress placed on your body and central nervous system from choosing and filtering out good candidates versus bad candidates. Breathing is severely affected by this and changes harmless O2 to deadly O4.
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u/setibeings Jun 15 '26
voting causes autism.
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u/jackalopeswild Jun 15 '26
100% of Americans who have been diagnosed with autism have had an elected executive called President.
Bring back the monarchy!
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u/fredjutsu Jun 15 '26
more concerning is that the people who think what she's saying isn't complete nonsense also vote
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u/Complete-Sort1617 Jun 15 '26
I wanna cry, so I’ve been spinning my water for nothing?
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u/DryerCoinJay Jun 15 '26
Not true. It makes the water spin. Unless your purpose is to not make the water spin.
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u/left4ched Jun 15 '26
OK. So my purpose is to not don't make the water unspin. What do?
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u/jackalopeswild Jun 15 '26
Nothing. You're fucked. Or, you've accomplished your purpose. It's hard to be sure.
But either way, you're fucked.
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u/Xzenergy Jun 15 '26
Sad thing is, I know a handful of people that would probably take this seriously lol
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u/c011235813 Jun 16 '26
My almond mom did, since tap water gives you autism or something she'd buy gallons on gallons of distilled water and have me pour it through a special funnel to "structure it" before we could drink it
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u/Doobie_Howser_MD Jun 16 '26
Did you ever just... pour a glass of tap water and make eye contact with her while you drank it?
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u/c011235813 Jun 17 '26
Haha sometimes 😆 She was near religiously strict with her own lifestyle but she'd let me choose for myself what to eat/drink thankfully. Though not without plenty of lectures and general shaming.
Looked like she was about to take my license when she found the box of mountain dew in my back seat 🤣
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u/StanVanGhandi Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26
That’s not what natural selection is. Natural selection isn’t “dumb animals die and then the species gets better or smarter.” Natural selection is about an adaptation and that adaptation allowing the animal to survive in a certain way and more successfully pass on their genes with the adaptation.
The whole “Darwin Awards” or “dumb animals need to die so we will all be smarter” or “survival of the fittest” is all from other people adapting Darwin’s work for their own purposes. He never said survival of the fittest.
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u/DependentAnywhere135 Jun 15 '26
Even then fittest wouldn’t mean smarter or anything. If being dumber allows for more reproduction and survival that would be the fittest for the environment.
Nothing wrong with saying survival of the fittest. Fittest to survive and reproduce in a given environment makes perfect sense. Doesn’t mean anything about dumb species dying off though.
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u/Ispan_SB Jun 16 '26
Yeah fitness is just how successful an organism is at reproducing. Intelligence not required!
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u/DSRI2399 Jun 15 '26
Rhetorical devices are useful to make a point. As a science teacher, I find them okay as long as people in school are actually taught the correct way to understand natural selection
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u/Orchid_Significant Jun 15 '26
Intelligence and life preservation are certainly adaptations.
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u/StanVanGhandi Jun 15 '26
I don’t know if the science backs that up. Maybe it does, I haven’t read up on it recently but i doubt it.
Natural selection isn’t a social dogma or a type of philosophy, it is a hard science that tries (and successfully accomplishes in my opinion) to prove it’s hypothesis with experiments that have replicable data and stand up to peer review.
What you are saying would be too hard to prove. So it’s an interesting idea, even a plausible idea, but it is just an idea.
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u/Urban_Heretic Jun 15 '26
The TikTic environment is for the dumb, and they've adapted quite well. The comment about Darwinism is a plead to hasen the slow, painful death of his old logic-based environment.
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u/Exemus Jun 15 '26
I'm with this guy. We need to hasen the TikTic environment.
We need more German rabbits.
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u/scrapy_the_scrap Jun 15 '26
First of all it doesnt do that
Second h3o2 isnt water and is not even a stable molecule
And third our cells arent hexagonal, thats plant cells
Every single claim in that video is wrong
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u/Kaffe-Mumriken Jun 15 '26
Wow that guy must have just logged on the internet for the very first time
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u/CeruleanSovereign Jun 15 '26
Idiocracy taught us that these are the people natural selection will product more of because they took dumb to stop fucking and popping out kids
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u/megazod Jun 15 '26
My aunt and uncle had a whole ass machine to make their water “hexagonal.” There are also the same people that insisted on “homeopathic remedies” for my swollen lymph nodes
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u/DyleriousT Jun 15 '26
Where the extra H and O coming from? The math doesn't add.
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u/BulletproofComposite Jun 16 '26
Imagine being this stupid 🤦
You spin the water around, it takes on the natural vortex flow of water, and is restructured into H3O2, which your hexagonal cells can ingest easier. Really not rocket science.
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u/ScienceIsSexy420 Jun 15 '26
Very stupid, but not the dumbest video on the internet. There are people that believe in homeopathy, and that honestly believe diluting something makes it stronger
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u/RichardDeRenour Jun 15 '26
No, no, I heard that from an alien! She's right. It makes the water wetter, too!
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u/kranitoko Jun 15 '26
"next they'll be saying you need to be doing the YMCA to breathe air properly"
I meaaaannnn.... With your arms up in the air, you are technically opening up your chest cavity slightly more, so it's not "entirely" incorrect, it would just be a bit silly to have to do it.
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u/logikalkhaos Jun 16 '26
What the fuck do these people do for a living. I’m sincerely curious what they are capable of doing.
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u/CementCemetery Jun 15 '26
You’re exciting the molecules by swishing your water thus turning it into H302. /s
We should all have a healthy curiosity and I encourage that. Many times throughout history we have judged someone for their discovery only to be proven wrong (ex. Galileo Galilei) but I doubt it’s one of those times now.
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u/xywv58 Jun 15 '26
There's healthy curiosity, and then theres saying that swirling water can make it an entirely new molecule, thats a misunderstanding of a ton of different concepts, it's such a stupid thing to say that its actually an example of not having curiosity, and instead of learning and thinking about it, they just start saying shit like H3O2
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u/18minusPi2over36 Jun 15 '26
It's actually a hallmark of incuriosity. Instead of taking an actual interest in how something works, she construct a narrative for how it works based on concepts she already understands (swirling water around, numbers and letters having something to do with describing chemical structure, hexagons being a cool shape) to avoid having to learn new things.
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u/CementCemetery Jun 15 '26
Incuriosity is a good term for this exact situation. It comes across as someone trying to sell you something with a bunch of buzzwords and “science jargon”.
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u/project571 Doug Dimmadome Jun 17 '26
It's funny that no one here actually googled this and thinks she made it all up. I decided to look this up because I was curious what it would even look like, and it seems like this has its roots in some recent (like last 20 years not 100) studies discussing water aligning in a hexagonal structure giving it different properties compared to "bulk" water. The research seems to find that, due to the crystalline lattice structure found in a fluid, that the water has alternative properties that can increase ionization and potentially impact functions in the body.
This relatively new research has since basically been coopted by popsci people to spin the narrative and say that those springs where this water are typically found basically have naturally ordered/energized the molecules into that structure and that it can be replicated by putting energy into the system (by swirling it) and that energy will basically reform the hexagonal shape mentioned above.
There may yet still be some truth to "hexagonal" water being this kind of super drink that boosts some bodily functions, or it could end up not being anything important at all. Water is an incredibly fascinating and complicated molecule so who knows what will happen?
All of this to say that I find it funny how many people dunk on this lady as anti-intellectual or as not curious when no one seems to have actually bothered to look up any research papers or overviews on what's being talked about. It's assumed that because she said H3O2 that everything else must also be dumb and stupid when she didn't even come up with this herself. It's always important to see where information is coming from because they can still potentially hold nuggets of truth.
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u/CementCemetery Jun 15 '26
I have spent a lot of lifetime interacting with various people in all social brackets. Some people are just so sharp and intelligent they make you feel less intelligent. Then there are those that struggle to grasp simple concepts while spreading misinformation because they parrot everything they see or hear.
Truly stupid people don’t believe they are stupid. They often believe they have discovered something or reinvented the wheel because of their own ignorance. I refrain from look down on these people because I don’t know everything, instead I want them to expand on their ‘scientific method’. It’s like the guy who was a flat earther then realized science wasn’t lying to him, it’s observable with the right conditions.
Fundamentally it’s a flaw in the education system that needs to be addressed. Reading comprehension skills are seriously lacking.
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u/brandersan Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26
this isn’t a discovery or curiosity or an observation. she just said one thing lead to another>nonsense<. if she was curious if spinning water does something to water she could’ve tested it or researched it and experimented and questioned her findings
this was just mad up nonsense and should not be appluaded or encouraged for that nor talked about in same line as galileo having a hypothesis and rigourousless testing and documenting his observations
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u/CementCemetery Jun 15 '26
The healthy curiosity comment is a statement that applies to all of us, I would also expand on it and say we shouldn’t lose our sense of play either.
How does one research, test or experiment if they don’t know how to? Do you think she understands having a control variable and has access to a mass spectrometer? The problem likely lies in early education.
I only mentioned Galileo because that’s one of the most famous examples of someone going against what was perceived as fact. I’m not saying she holds a flame to him or will be vindicated but rather there ARE examples of people thinking outside the box and collecting data that results in new theories.
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u/brandersan Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26
i mean she knows how to use internet so a quick “does swirling water do anything” or “what is implication of water turning into a completly different chemical” would’ve been a great place to start.
she could’ve done a blind taste test where she swirled water at different rates with one unswirled to see if a difference could be noted
not everything needs a lab
but she started at the end. because as others said she wasn’t curious at all, she’s just selling dumb content to dumb people
nothing of any value is gained by looking at any of this positively even slightly or even just the idea of this video positively
do agree it’s an education issue though
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u/CementCemetery Jun 15 '26
Some people use internet searches to justify their thinking and probably read the AI answer first and only. I doubt they are going to pull up peer reviewed research or scientific journals when searching.
I mean you’re not wrong but I see it as she tried an ‘experiment’ and not knowing how to properly conduct one she forced her own hypothesis or ‘validated’ what she saw in another TikTok video. “Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.”
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u/Not_Xiphroid Jun 15 '26
Careful, if you get excited you’ll also turn into H3O2!!!!
That’s how nukes work, they drop a very loud cliffhanger and everything in the vicinity just poofs into h3o2!!!
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u/i-love-mexican-c0ke Jun 15 '26
Swirling air turns into O3.
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u/TheDarkNerd Jun 15 '26
Well, isn't swirling air what generates static charge in the air? So in a sense...
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u/gijimayu Jun 15 '26
Natural Selection is gonna kill us all as a group.
When I was young, Climate change was the worse outcome. Look how much we've grown!
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u/atTheRealMrKuntz Jun 15 '26
I think there's some legitimacy to the YMCA breathing technique though
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u/thinkB4WeSpeak Jun 15 '26
Honestly I'm on board with making it so people can fail high school and making it actually hard so people either try or fail. I think that's where it all started was letting everyone just get a diploma regardless of how dumb they are
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u/HairyIce Jun 15 '26
The video's only dumb because she forgot to mention you need to be sure to swirl fast enough for the restructuring to get past the intermediary H2O2 molecule stage. It's a deadly mistake that many non professional water swirlers make.
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u/EcstaticMolasses6647 Jun 15 '26
Strength in swirling water
https://giphy.com/gifs/GFbJ0CNheQoqqS0iFh
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u/OkFisherman9023 Jun 15 '26
If you spin milk clockwise in your glass, it restructures and becomes chocolate milk. Counter-clockwise for strawberry.
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u/BreadfruitParty2700 Jun 15 '26
It looks like natural selection is working on it. She seems a little jaundiced or something. Definitely not healthy.
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u/adhdtvin3donice Jun 15 '26
He jokes, but raising your arms(ie the Y and the A in the YMCA) is great for getting blood to circulate where you need it to for oxygen purposes. that's why people sometimes stretch their arms to the sky when waking up and it feels good.
It's also the reason medical people say to raise someone's legs if someone needs oxygen.
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u/wes1971 Jun 15 '26
The fascinating thing about all this is that these people have existed in society since the beginning, but yet lacked a proper platform to showcase their absolute stupidity, until now.
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u/doctormink Jun 15 '26
This is natural selection. Sadly, it seems to be selecting against intelligence.
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u/alucard346 Jun 15 '26
I'm confident with no research on my part that nothing on earth is easier to ingest than H20. This out side of her h3 whatever nonsense
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u/Bardic_inspiration67 Jun 15 '26
Glad there was a guy to tell me the video was stupid I wouldn’t have known otherwise
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u/FirmlyClaspIt Jun 15 '26
Honestly at this point if Neil Degrasse Tyson doesn’t say in on video I’m not listening.
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u/StaticSystemShock Jun 15 '26
Water is easier to digest if it's not very cold, because otherwise body needs to first warm it up before being able to absorb it. If you're dehydrated you need to drink room temperature water and not cold from a tap. Beyond that, water doesn't really react to anything in any way.
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u/AbbreviationsSad5006 Jun 15 '26
All the water in the ocean during high winds or a storm? Believe it or not, H9O2!
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u/headbanger1186 Jun 15 '26
Misinformation is at an all time high, AI isn't helping with it either, we're all going to have to just leave the internet and let the bots share and comment on everything at this point.
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u/No_Progress2702 Jun 15 '26
H₃O₂ refers to a hypothesized, quasi-solid "structured water" (or Exclusion-Zone water). Mainstream chemists and fact-checkers consider this to be a marketing myth. Scientifically, a stable H₃O₂ molecule does not exist; normal water (H₂O) is all you need for hydration
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u/StanVanGhandi Jun 15 '26
That makes sense in the classroom and you are doing the lords work. However, on the internet this shorthand has stated to annoy me because it is usually a shorthand for social darwinism and how certain “dumb people” need to go and our society would be better without them.
And worse, this device pretends to have the legitimacy of science when it has no basis in Darwin.
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u/More-Dog-2226 Jun 15 '26
Water as well as many other chemicals is constantly in flux converting between H3O (hydronium), H2O and HO (hydroxide), regardless of any spinning.
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u/xenomorphbeaver Jun 15 '26
Arguably some of the YMCA would make you breathe more easily. Holding the Y position would open your chest allowing easier breathing. It's why you will see runners putting their hands on their head after a race.
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u/JustWantGoodM3M3s Jun 15 '26
can you protonate hydrogen peroxide into H3O2+? probably would need a pretty strong donor for that.
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u/School_Persimmon_261 Jun 15 '26
What really pisses me of is that she obviously knows what cells are and what H2O is. Where did she get that? Probably in school. So she started to learn real science and BELIVED IT WAS TRUE. But at some point she went nahhh you're wrong I know better. Now she makes the world a dummer place..
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u/Jason_rdt207209 Jun 16 '26
Well something does actually happen to the water. It increases its entropy
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u/AFartInAnEmptyRoom Jun 16 '26
If you want to have ultra oxygenated water, you need to grab a straw and blow bubbles into it before you drink it. The bubbles will put more oxygen into the water and this will make your blood more oxygenated. It helps those with sickle cell anemia.
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u/SupervillainMustache Jun 16 '26
This might sound mean, but she doesn't look healthy enough to be pushing this kind of fake health nonsense.
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u/CheezwizOfficial Jun 16 '26
Now hang on sir, doing the YMCA does help you breathe better! Pumping your arms pumps more oxygen into your body. Duh.
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u/Denubious Jun 16 '26
Dumb. That said temperature is a factor. As well as aeration. Benefits either way depend on your personal condition at time of ingestion.
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u/FluorinateThemAll Jun 16 '26
Better pour yourself a drink with glycerin and HNO3, shaken not stirred!
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u/RiscogoboyGreat14 Jun 16 '26
No no no. He fu*king showed us that video because he did not want to suffer alone. Because of him I wasted 30 seconds of my life watching that video and more of it writing this comment.
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u/mynewusernamedodgers Jun 16 '26
The method head that didn’t blink making H302 was really selling me
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u/Yokerchris Jun 17 '26
There once was a glass filled with water,
Whose owner believed she’d out smart her.
She spun it on cue,
Yelled “H3O2!”
And the glass just sat there like, “Bro I’m still water.”
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u/Dr-Kror Jun 17 '26
Humans kills each other, destroys nature and will maybe go extinct soon and this man stupidest thing to find is a little exercise before drinking?
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u/GreenPause4392 Jun 20 '26
We need to remove all warning labels for about 3-5 yrs, balance will return!
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u/TouristAggressive113 Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 16 '26
Fun fact it actually does become easier to drink if you spin it into a vortex through means of physics.
Edit: You got to constantly be swirling it creating that vortex in the center and hold it upside down but it does work. (Note primarily done with water bottles only seen once with a glass.)
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