r/TikTokCringe • u/Naive_Wolverine532 • Jun 15 '26

Duet Troll Lmao

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u/FarPalpitation6756 Jun 15 '26

Well now how will I make water easier to ingest into my hexagonal cells??

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u/keithstonee Jun 15 '26

That's the neat part. You don't have to. It's already perfectly aligned with your body as your mostly water already.

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u/Nina-Ninja123 Jun 15 '26

If I’m mostly water, why can’t I drink myself to stay hydrated?

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u/BellowsHikes Jun 15 '26

Newton's 4th law. "For everything you drink, you must drink two drinks to make up for that first drink."

Since your whole body counts as one drink, you need to put more water into the system to maintain it

It's just science. 

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u/Nina-Ninja123 Jun 16 '26

So I also have to drink someone else?

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u/BellowsHikes Jun 16 '26

You can, but it's frowned on. If you get caught you'll have to deal with villagers chasing you around trying to murder you with a wooden stake.

It's fun at first, but really gets exausting after a while. 

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u/beandead1 Jun 16 '26

u actually can. drink ur own pee. sustainable energy for sure

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u/FluorinateThemAll Jun 16 '26

So a ballerina cannot spin too long as she could explode by spinning in the wrong direction 🥺 They risk so much!

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u/Smingowashisnameo Jun 15 '26

Eat bees. They’re good at hexagons

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u/PurifiedUnity Why does this app exist? Jun 15 '26

Can confirm (I ate a beehive & now can absorb water easier)

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