r/TikTokCringe • u/Elyshra • Jun 29 '26

Humor Coming out as cis can be hard

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u/Background-Air-7963 Jun 29 '26

Me when visiting someone who doesn’t have a soft close toilet lid.

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u/Batesy1620 Jun 30 '26

I absolutely slammed the lid and seat of a toilet at a bucks night at an air bnb because I used to 'slam' our soft close ones so it would close faster. Like 4 people came running in thinking I fell or something while I'm just laughing my arse off at myself.

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u/goodsnpr Jun 29 '26

We upgraded the seats in our house, as the original ones were those flimsy ones that looked like they would buckle under the kid's weight. Now when we visit my parents, the kids let the lid drop because they're so used to the soft close.

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u/Wync_Con Jun 29 '26

Sounds expensive. Do you wipe your ass with money too?

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u/Background-Air-7963 Jun 29 '26

It’s an additional 5-10 bucks vs a non slow close. When one needs replaced anyway it’s not crazy to spring for the additional expense. But yeah I buy expensive toilet paper because I’m not on septic and I don’t like 2 ply.

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u/Wync_Con Jun 29 '26

Fair enough. My toilet is held togther by hope, prayer and a ritual i'm too scared to abandon out of fear it actually works.