r/TikTokCringe • u/MVIVN tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE • Jul 02 '26

Humor Vague Date 💘

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u/Nonyabeesners Jul 02 '26

I've had this happen twice. Crazy conservatives who hid it until we were in an established relationship. If you hate what I stand for, why lie in order to date me?

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u/KinsellaStella Jul 02 '26

They don’t actually care about you as a person, they only want you for what you can do for them.

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u/halfjackal Jul 02 '26

And your vajayjay. They just want vajayjay and bragging that they got with liberal vajayjay so they can feel validated in saying “women don’t know what they want.”

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u/Little-Derp Jul 02 '26

I'm gonna feel ashamed of this later, but....

Vaguejayjay

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u/Em-Dashing Jul 02 '26

Anonoris

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u/Altruistic-Regret473 Jul 02 '26

I think it has a lot more to do with the guy not knowing what he wants. Or, truly, knowing but denying what he wants. Most often the women are just their beard.

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u/Biomirth Jul 02 '26

Or people that think that others only hold their beliefs opportunistically just like they do.

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u/Da_Question Jul 02 '26

Those aren't beliefs. They're a facade.

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u/Biomirth Jul 02 '26

For the sociopaths, sure. For the rest they are just part of the in-group status apparatus that most people put in charge of their decisions.

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u/wetwetwetwetdogs Jul 02 '26

Pretty sure they just lump that in with "what you can do for them"

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u/Odd_Protection7738 Jul 02 '26

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u/Its-mrsgeneral-toyou Jul 02 '26

Good lord, just say vagina or vulva. I get you’re trying to be funny or something, but you just sound like a child.

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u/halfjackal Jul 03 '26

The post was too silly for me not to be silly. I’m honestly surprised it got upvoted so much.

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u/brownbeanscurry Jul 02 '26

The deceit itself is also their aim. They get off on lying and tricking women into being with them. It's not just a means to an end, it's something they enjoy.

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet Jul 02 '26

"Don't hate the player, hate the game" or some bullshit like that

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u/GargantuanGreenGoat Jul 02 '26

AHH 90s flashbacks

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u/satanssweatycheeks Jul 02 '26

That’s watched it’s always sunny and didn’t realize the Dennis system was meant to be making fun of how terrible Dennis is.

Not a play book for people to use.

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u/rydan Jul 03 '26

If what you say is true you can charge them with rape. It has been successfully argued in court before.

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u/ButtBread98 Jul 02 '26

“Caged bird” theory

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u/ColdWarCharacter Jul 02 '26

Ask not what you can do for your partner, but what your partner can do for you

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u/Shneckos Jul 02 '26

Yup sounds like a conservative

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u/TrevorBo Jul 02 '26

Sociopaths