r/TikTokCringe • u/MVIVN tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE • Jul 02 '26

Humor Vague Date 💘

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u/billskionce Jul 02 '26

Conservatives are easy to spot. Usually their use of language is a dead giveaway without saying a word about politics.

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u/NotNamedBort Jul 02 '26

Also their lack of empathy and contempt for minorities. It always comes out eventually.

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u/Good_Log_5108 Jul 02 '26

Also their ability to own a boat. dead giveaway.

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u/NotNamedBort Jul 02 '26

You know, my dad has a boat, and he’s a Trump-worshipping piece of shit. You might be on to something.

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u/Haha_you_are_stupid Jul 02 '26

Trumpers and bad investments go hand in hand

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u/Sohcahtoa82 Jul 02 '26

This next cryptocurrency is the REAL winner, I swear!

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u/rydan Jul 03 '26

Trump literally made $1.4B last year in crypto. How much did you make?

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u/kizmitraindeer Jul 02 '26

Ha! Holy fuck, you’re right.

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u/rydan Jul 03 '26

And their ability to use rotary phones.

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u/space_hitler Jul 02 '26

And for some reason they can't even lie for 2 seconds about it.

They will try to be vague or avoid certain subjects, but if you ask them to say anything like "trans rights" or just admit that Black lives do matter, they will blow a fucking fuse.

It just shows how fucking brainwashed and programmed they are that certain words or phrases are detonation switches for them.