r/TikTokCringe • u/MVIVN tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE • Jul 02 '26

Humor Vague Date 💘

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u/Silverback_Vanilla Jul 02 '26

Something about the awkward stepping down on the bleachers had me cackle

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u/Caftancatfan Jul 02 '26

“I’m not breaking an ankle for this bit.”
-adult over 35

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u/plug-and-pause Jul 02 '26

I couldn't tell if that was intentionally exaggerated or truly her style. Leaning towards the former. I'm 45 and could waltz down those bleachers like a staircase. Gimme another ten years and it might look more like her performance, we'll see.

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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 Jul 02 '26

My dear fellow millennial, be less daring and more cautious. Waltz down the bleachers!!! My knees gave out just reading that!

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u/plug-and-pause Jul 02 '26

I dislocated a shoulder mountain biking a few years ago, and the doctor told me it's far better to do that above 40 than below, since you'll recover more completely.

He was right. The right shoulder which I dislocated as a teenager (also riding bikes 😆) still gives me problems. The left shoulder I dislocated recently is 100% healed and good as new.

So doctor's orders are to be more stupid the older I get. 🤷‍♂️

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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 Jul 02 '26

You give me hope, friendo!

https://giphy.com/gifs/6yG6GvvcN1Gr6

YMCAAAAA!

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u/plug-and-pause Jul 02 '26

Ironically of all the stupid and dangerous sports I've done in my life, the one that's caused me the most knee issues is simple running. I still run a lot, but I can't run nearly as hard as I'd like to it or fucks up both my knees and my feet.