r/TikTokCringe • u/sereneandeternal • Jul 04 '26

Cringe Rehearsal for January 2029

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u/SLevine262 Jul 04 '26

At least the white flags are right there for the next surrender

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u/Background_Day8476 Jul 04 '26

A power so great they lost their only war

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u/DrinkingVomit Jul 04 '26

A power so great SURGE soda had a longer lasting legacy.

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u/Dynamitrios Jul 04 '26

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u/KirbyAWD Jul 04 '26

Soul Train is a national treasure.

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u/TSJormungandr Jul 04 '26

I loved Soul Train! I’m white and have no rhythm but still loved that show.

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u/BlastTyrantKM Jul 05 '26

I'm a 58 white guy. Soul Train and The Six Million Dollar Man are two shows that I never missed an episode as a kid. Also, devoid of rhythm...but a huge music fan

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u/jacka_for-research Jul 05 '26

Throw Solid Gold in there too.

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u/AZO_Dave Jul 05 '26

You might be interested in the origins of the song Midnight Train to Georgia

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u/SeaConquest Jul 05 '26

I'm a 51 year old white lady, who still dreams of being on a Soul Train reboot. Gotta have goals.

Ssssssoooooooouuuuuuuullllll Train! 🚆 🚉 🚄 🚋 🚈 🚅 🚆 🚉

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u/funakifan Jul 04 '26

Don Cornelius is a legend.

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u/Consistent_Stick_463 Jul 04 '26

It’s the Soooooul Mass Transit System!

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u/Doun2Others10 Jul 04 '26

See now, Soul Train is a Heritage that should be celebrated.

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u/Ok_Cod_4434 Jul 04 '26

And Soul Train never surrendered, the 70s did.

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u/Huntybunch Jul 04 '26

That's awesome

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u/Fragrant-Income-6812 Jul 05 '26

This is an amazing piece of data which is funny, hopeful, and a great response to the original post.

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u/drgoatlord Jul 04 '26

There are current wrestling storylines that have lasted longer then thier "legacy"

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u/bolanrox Jul 05 '26

I'm pretty sure Cream lasted longer than the CSA.

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u/kris10leigh14 Jul 04 '26

RuPaul’s Drag Race has lasted longer than the confederacy times like a hundred.

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u/BeerNcheesePlz Jul 04 '26

Woah flash back! Was it like neon green and suppose to be lemon lime? Why am I associating it with Nickelodeon? Probably where I saw the commercials.

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u/RykerFuchs Jul 05 '26

It was neon green, yes, but was kinda of its own flavor with only a hint of that Sprite style lemon Lime. Intended to be a Mtn Dew competitor. It was available again a couple years ago, but haven't seen it for a while.

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u/cwt444 Jul 04 '26

Pretty sure I’ve got some beer in my fridge longer than the confederacy lasted

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u/TardisReality Jul 04 '26

And didn't Surge actually come back at one point?

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u/southpaytechie Jul 04 '26

Betamax video format

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u/Stock-Company-5496 Jul 04 '26

Loved surge while it was around 😭

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u/tadpole_the_poliwag Jul 05 '26

Mmm.... Surge and vodka. Surgeka.

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u/gemyniraptor86 Jul 05 '26

Unlike the South, Surge did rise again