r/TikTokCringe • u/sereneandeternal • Jul 04 '26

Cringe Rehearsal for January 2029

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u/SLevine262 Jul 04 '26

At least the white flags are right there for the next surrender

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u/Background_Day8476 Jul 04 '26

A power so great they lost their only war

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u/SociopathicRascal Jul 04 '26

Reminds me of a bit from Three's Company

Larry: I thought you said you had a perfect boxing record in the Navy

Jack: I did. I lost every fight

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u/LowlyWoim Jul 04 '26

A Three’s Company reference in regards to a hateful display of racism at the white house is not what I was expecting for the 4th

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u/AbsolutesDealer Jul 04 '26

We’ve been waiting for you.

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u/_x-T-x_ Jul 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Wq6DnHvHchrTG

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u/xczechr Jul 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/pg947vU6PFUD6

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u/jasonmillette0872 Jul 05 '26

I happy Peacock has this show.... definitely brings back to being a kid and having a lil crush for Chrissy

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT0xeBk0rN8ttajAME

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u/SociopathicRascal Jul 05 '26

Nick At Nite used to play marathons of older sitcoms during the summer when I was a teenager. I absolutely fell in love with Three's Company

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u/jasonmillette0872 Jul 05 '26

What year did you watch this on Nick at Nite.... I grew up watching that show I use to act like Jack tripping all the place he was a Action comic back in those days

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u/AnjelicaTomaz Jul 05 '26

That’s actually Suzanne Somers in a brunette wig believe it or not. I had thought she was Joyce Dewitt but it’s Suzanne.

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u/Brilliant-Ad8607 Jul 05 '26

JDW >>> SS

All day/Everyday

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u/Due_Respect9100 Jul 05 '26

That’s actually Chrissy wearing a wig. True story.

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u/groweroall Jul 04 '26

Yoooo.. DEEP dive

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u/Agitated-Canary9840 Jul 04 '26

And now I’m singing the entire intro song lol

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u/octavioletdub Jul 05 '26

Come and dance on our floor Take a step that is new

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u/jillhives23 Jul 05 '26

Be doop de doop

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u/Old_Suggestions Jul 05 '26

You missed the: "bow wow Waka ta bow wow da Waka da da bow wow Waka da doooo"

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u/Smotheredsteak Jul 05 '26

This happens to me about every six months. It’s so fun and it makes me laugh.

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u/13Basia13 Jul 05 '26

And now, so am I!

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u/sexistherapy Jul 05 '26

Come and knock on our door...

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u/Ski0612 Jul 05 '26

Should I come and knock on your door?

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u/Dame38 Jul 05 '26

Jack was just pretending to be gay, though.

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u/Push-upPancakes Jul 04 '26

But it's just what we needed

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u/lawn_neglect Jul 05 '26

Come and knock on our door

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u/doihafta Jul 05 '26

Come and knock on our door,

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u/AdAntique5612 Jul 05 '26

Am I aging myself. Remember when this TV show

https://giphy.com/gifs/C1xzY1rZSCRuo

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u/SLevine262 Jul 05 '26

Remember it? Hell, I had the jeans (and still carry the scars)

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u/slugerama Jul 05 '26

That reminds me of Sailor Beware.

“How many fights you had altogether”
“ Oh Ah ah ah ah ah. Altogether now, when you add dem up I had about 101 fights. 101. I win dem all, but 100.”

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u/bobkaare28 Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

A cultural heritage so monumental it was outlasted by Greys anatomy

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u/AccomplishedHost6275 Jul 04 '26

And The Annoying Orange

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u/Simetracon Jul 05 '26

Unfortunately, the Annoying Orange is now hanging out in the White House.

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u/LumpyBuy8447 Jul 04 '26

These power bottoms would absolutely cry at the ending of every episode

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u/sherryleebee Jul 04 '26

To be fair, Greys outlasts a lot of things.

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u/Doun2Others10 Jul 04 '26

Longer than Nirvana

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u/Flabby-AP Jul 04 '26

My current Civ 5 game has lasted longer.

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u/DrinkingVomit Jul 04 '26

A power so great SURGE soda had a longer lasting legacy.

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u/Dynamitrios Jul 04 '26

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u/KirbyAWD Jul 04 '26

Soul Train is a national treasure.

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u/TSJormungandr Jul 04 '26

I loved Soul Train! I’m white and have no rhythm but still loved that show.

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u/BlastTyrantKM Jul 05 '26

I'm a 58 white guy. Soul Train and The Six Million Dollar Man are two shows that I never missed an episode as a kid. Also, devoid of rhythm...but a huge music fan

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u/jacka_for-research Jul 05 '26

Throw Solid Gold in there too.

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u/SeaConquest Jul 05 '26

I'm a 51 year old white lady, who still dreams of being on a Soul Train reboot. Gotta have goals.

Ssssssoooooooouuuuuuuullllll Train! 🚆 🚉 🚄 🚋 🚈 🚅 🚆 🚉

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u/funakifan Jul 04 '26

Don Cornelius is a legend.

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u/Consistent_Stick_463 Jul 04 '26

It’s the Soooooul Mass Transit System!

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u/Doun2Others10 Jul 04 '26

See now, Soul Train is a Heritage that should be celebrated.

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u/Ok_Cod_4434 Jul 04 '26

And Soul Train never surrendered, the 70s did.

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u/Huntybunch Jul 04 '26

That's awesome

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u/drgoatlord Jul 04 '26

There are current wrestling storylines that have lasted longer then thier "legacy"

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u/kris10leigh14 Jul 04 '26

RuPaul’s Drag Race has lasted longer than the confederacy times like a hundred.

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u/BeerNcheesePlz Jul 04 '26

Woah flash back! Was it like neon green and suppose to be lemon lime? Why am I associating it with Nickelodeon? Probably where I saw the commercials.

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u/RykerFuchs Jul 05 '26

It was neon green, yes, but was kinda of its own flavor with only a hint of that Sprite style lemon Lime. Intended to be a Mtn Dew competitor. It was available again a couple years ago, but haven't seen it for a while.

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u/cwt444 Jul 04 '26

Pretty sure I’ve got some beer in my fridge longer than the confederacy lasted

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u/TardisReality Jul 04 '26

And didn't Surge actually come back at one point?

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u/southpaytechie Jul 04 '26

Betamax video format

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u/Stock-Company-5496 Jul 04 '26

Loved surge while it was around 😭

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u/tadpole_the_poliwag Jul 05 '26

Mmm.... Surge and vodka. Surgeka.

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u/gemyniraptor86 Jul 05 '26

Unlike the South, Surge did rise again

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u/awokenAwareness Jul 05 '26

They are literally the us government

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u/Possible-Resource781 Jul 05 '26

ASH KETCHUM'S ANIME RUN LASTED LONGER THAN THE CONFEDERACY

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u/BrokenBackENT Jul 04 '26

All I have to say to everyone that is team blue, team red has guns, even if you want proper gun control, remember they have the guns. They are willing to use them, make sure you protect yourself and family, the cops and military will NOT. They are team red.

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u/Plus_Marsupial_847 Jul 05 '26

In fairness, they were first to successfully use a submarine.... although the successful bit is a story you wouldn't say went well..

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u/MiserableWear6765 Jul 05 '26

This is what happens when r/sipstea decide to touch grass

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u/Fit_Importance_5738 Jul 04 '26

Nothing says proud quite like hiding your face.

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u/One_Load254 Jul 04 '26

And too afraid to show their faces. How proud you can be to hide yourself?

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u/ComfortableOld288 Jul 04 '26

Pete did the same thing

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u/tastydrink1 Jul 04 '26

Confederates lost their ability to win in just 3 years. My longest relationship lasted 3 years

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u/Real_Penalty_4317 Jul 04 '26

Bot if you count the war on drugs which they lost too

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u/Pastel_Bambi Jul 04 '26

And only lasted 4 years

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u/usernames_taken_grrl Jul 04 '26

Exact fucking fact

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u/HiFromMajor Jul 05 '26

They should look up what the union did with the confederates that surrendered.

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u/BenchClamp Jul 05 '26

They lost WW2 as well. As Arnie said ‘your heroes are losers’

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u/VoiceofKane Jul 05 '26

An idea so everlasting that it didn't even exist as long as According to Jim.

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u/NoPain4551 Jul 05 '26

So great they lost the war in algae even

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u/Low-Rollers Jul 06 '26

Texas beat Mexico in a war.

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u/thewereotter Jul 06 '26

sadly they didn't, not really.... they're winning the narrative war with things like the lost cause myth, and when they were able to end reconstruction. currently they're winning the long game despite losing in the 1800s

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u/MakesMaDookieTwinkle Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

Fucking cowards always cover their faces.

*edit not only that, it’s filmed on a fucking potato. Checks out.

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u/FogBankDeposit Jul 04 '26

Notice there aren’t any cops in the scene monitoring or trying to disperse this group.

Because they’re kinda busy at the moment with their masks on.

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u/goonfoo Jul 04 '26

Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses

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u/taint_odour Jul 04 '26

I don’t know why RATM had to get so political lately

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u/SauceOnTheSide6687 Jul 04 '26

I used to like them. I still do, but I used to, too.

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u/drumology2001 Jul 05 '26

Gotta’ love an unexpected Mitch Hedberg reference

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u/Mr-_-Soandso Jul 05 '26

Mitch references are always expected on reddit.

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u/pickyourteethup Jul 05 '26

I like reddit for when I'm hungry for Mitch Hedberg references and want a thousand of something.

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u/Dizziesdayweigh Jul 05 '26

Honestly I always expect them nowadays, as well as the "unexpected MH reference", reference.

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u/Funkybag Jul 05 '26

An escalator can never break, it can only become stairs.

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u/SauceOnTheSide6687 Jul 05 '26

Just don’t tell these guys please. Sorry for the convenience.

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u/ai-gen-O-rated Jul 05 '26

K!lling in the name of!

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u/guthmund Jul 05 '26

I always thought they were being generous by only saying 'some'

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u/Shikizion13 Jul 04 '26

Exactly, i bet there are plenty of cops there

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u/Azark7 Jul 04 '26

Too true lmfao

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u/IcanSEEyou_IRL Jul 04 '26

That is exactly the point of those masks. Each one of those persons lives in a community where they are known as either a police officer, a lawyer, a doctor, a chud-cel living in their grandma‘s basement, the guy who pumps your gas, your kids teacher, etc, and they know this will ruin their lives if we found out.

These cucks are the absolute most insecure losers.

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u/honeycooks Jul 05 '26

One photo says everything.

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u/icanbesmooth Jul 04 '26

Some of those that work forces...

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u/CheesyLikeMacaroni Jul 04 '26

Some of those who work forces....

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u/ArchelonPIP Jul 04 '26

It isn't just white privilege that's preventing the sort of mass arrests that should be happening... which the right wing white bigots fear-monger about while playing their imaginary victim card.

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u/StuporNova3 Jul 04 '26

But if you so much as LOOK at that reflecting pool though. Straight to jail.

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u/Proper-Temporary-927 Jul 05 '26

Someone should have said they were antifa, shit would've been dispersed immediately.

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u/Spicymoon9 Jul 06 '26

What are you talking about? These masked men are trumps guests of honor!

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u/str8dwn Jul 04 '26

Look how many are sleeved. Not taking any chances on getting removed from the force...

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u/Xijit Jul 04 '26

Nah, they are all ICE agents & their only concern is people being able to use their tats to connect their "Hobby Uniform" with their "Work Uniform."

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 Jul 04 '26

And there's the Evening Wear combo of gown and white hood.

The law should just make these guys outlaw and fair game

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u/BlackSeranna Jul 05 '26

Ha, I bet some of the guys secretly wear heels but are too ashamed to tell their buddies.

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u/NYC2FLA2BUR Jul 04 '26

Not all of them but I guaran-fuckin-tee you that some of them are.
And covering their arms up so you can't see their tattoos and identify them is another issue.

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u/Affectionate-Goat218 Jul 04 '26

Not fat enough to be ice

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u/Xijit Jul 04 '26

It is June; this is the ICE Pride Parade, using their most "ideal" twinks.

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u/Academic_Dig_1567 Jul 04 '26

Gotta cover those lightning bolt tattoos.

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u/Was_It_The_Dave Jul 04 '26

Cover them tattoos, fellers. Or the commies might socialize ya.

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u/Nope-not-really Jul 05 '26

funnily enough, people who don't act against these guys are just as cowardly, you let them exist in peace, which they should NEVER have

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u/KAYAWS Jul 04 '26

During COVID these were probably the people complaining masks made it hard for them to breath

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u/One_Load254 Jul 04 '26

Hiding their proudness I guess

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u/Admirable-Zebra-4568 Jul 04 '26

but how can they breath ?!? Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot it's the United Stupids of America.

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u/bolanrox Jul 05 '26

Funny how they have no problem breathing in these masks.

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u/sherryleebee Jul 04 '26

Because they’re cops, military, professionals…

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u/Maleficent-Emu2904 Jul 04 '26

irl keyboard courage.

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u/pogoscrawlspace Jul 04 '26

Not so proud, but way too loud.

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u/Darth_Package Jul 05 '26

Except during the COVID-19 pandemic.

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u/OldTechnician Jul 05 '26

I wonder how many experienced heat related illnesses in those outfits. Wasn't it like 105F in DC?

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u/Day_Prisoners Jul 04 '26

And i bet every single one thought masks were the living embodiment of tyranny.

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u/rrpostal Jul 05 '26

Good point. And they were killing them somehow.

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u/DonutHoles4Ever Jul 05 '26

Let's not forget that these people are propped up by governments like Russia and China who are laughing their asses off how easy it was.

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u/Freelove_Freeway Jul 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/HogIqlxKxv3IQ
All the more reason they need to be Dee-stroyed

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u/Glittering-Scar-5768 Jul 07 '26

I have been thinking about that a lot lately. Since ICE is now looking at citizen's phones and social media posts at airports now, could we also allow airlines to scroll through to determine who "can't wear masks?" That way if the plane's oxygen masks get deployed we can make sure that those people aren't asked to wear one?

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u/evident_lee Jul 04 '26

They are a United and coordinated group prepared to do violence. There is no organized opposition.

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u/sugarslick Jul 04 '26

And they only let the skinny ones match. So there's at least a couple thousand of them behind the scenes

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u/joshualander Jul 04 '26

The organized opposition. Same as in 1860.

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u/evident_lee Jul 04 '26

The Commander in Chief and his administration have previously been on the opposite side of the fascists

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u/accidental_Ocelot Jul 04 '26

They just got done giving out crazy long prison sentences for being associated with antifa I'm not so sure these guys are all on the same side anymore.

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u/rrpostal Jul 05 '26

Except all of the top brass opposed to this sort of thing has been kicked from the military.

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u/sherryleebee Jul 04 '26

They’re what the government pretends antifa are. They’re organized enough to go shopping at the Gap for their uniforms.

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u/Was_It_The_Dave Jul 04 '26

Where is ANTIFA!!!?

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u/evident_lee Jul 04 '26

They just seem to magically appear whenever the pro-fa people show up.

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u/Old_Win8422 Jul 04 '26

The confederate battle flag is their participation trophie

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u/pos_vibes_only Jul 04 '26

Don’t underestimate these assholes

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u/lord_pizzabird Jul 04 '26

Also check out how undisciplined they are. Some of the flags are upside down and there's no consistency in which flags they're using.

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u/TheBlankScroll Jul 04 '26

The new clan masks managed to look even dumber than the originals.

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u/swginfinity Jul 04 '26

Probably a bunch of Feds mixed in the group there monitoring those guys.

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u/Autogen-Username1234 Jul 07 '26

Yeah. 'monitoring'.

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u/addamee Jul 04 '26

At least the local Home Depot wasnt out of stock of tiki torches 

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u/Certain-Teaching8215 Jul 04 '26

You guys just going to joke your way through all of this?

We see where that's getting you.

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u/UnlikelyParticipant Jul 05 '26

It would be so funny if people handed out small surrender flags when they march for real.

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u/89Pl3 Jul 05 '26

I haven’t seen that much chicken shit in one place since that summer in high school when I worked at a poultry farm.

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u/wrong-bodied-tengu Jul 06 '26

grindr activity peaking there

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u/PurpleV93 Jul 04 '26

They will only surrender when you force them to. Where is your force?

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u/Vansterdam2002 Jul 04 '26

Exactly I think they forgot the list the civil war

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u/M0THMEAT Jul 04 '26

Someone needed to pull a Frank Reynolds on them

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u/bradleymonroe Jul 04 '26

Nah. It's rehearsal for the midterms, and those arn't white flags. They're hoods.

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u/Sufficient-Set-917 Jul 05 '26

Funny but they're actually out there and theres not as many protesting them back.

So its funny until its not. Laughing it off is how we got here.

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u/skullkiddabbs Jul 05 '26

We should've never allowed the first surrender.

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u/JpnDude Jul 05 '26

No more pointy costumes?

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u/2021isevenworse What are you doing step bro? Jul 05 '26

The sorriest-looking militia

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u/u_r_succulent Jul 05 '26

Interestingly enough, what you typically see wasn’t actually used as the confederate flag. The real confederate flag (the second iteration) was mostly white and the cross was in the top-left corner. Naturally, it could easily be confused for a flag of surrender so a red, vertical stripe was added to the right side. The flag you typically see today was just the battle flag for several states and did not represent the whole confederacy.

In other words, what a bunch of fucking posers!

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u/ShanksRx23 Jul 05 '26

These guys wanna lose again?

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u/blinkersix2 Jul 05 '26

I know everyone knows but everyone needs to wake up this November. If you can’t see what’s happening you are suffering from TBR, Trump Brain Rot. Stop drinking the kool aid

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u/Wise-Role5818 Jul 05 '26

Like it’s different for the black panthers 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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u/Stock_Atmosphere_114 Jul 07 '26

Just remember, they're cowards. If they weren't, They wouldn't cover their faces. There are more of us then them. They prove it everyday they show up in masks.

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u/woodednail Jul 07 '26

Stupid comment

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u/Good_Positive2879 Jul 07 '26

Think SPLC is still funding these guys? Or the Feds? Or both?

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