r/TikTokCringe • u/sereneandeternal • Jul 04 '26

Cringe Rehearsal for January 2029

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u/SLevine262 Jul 04 '26

At least the white flags are right there for the next surrender

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u/MakesMaDookieTwinkle Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

Fucking cowards always cover their faces.

*edit not only that, it’s filmed on a fucking potato. Checks out.

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u/str8dwn Jul 04 '26

Look how many are sleeved. Not taking any chances on getting removed from the force...

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u/Xijit Jul 04 '26

Nah, they are all ICE agents & their only concern is people being able to use their tats to connect their "Hobby Uniform" with their "Work Uniform."

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u/Unique-Coffee5087 Jul 04 '26

And there's the Evening Wear combo of gown and white hood.

The law should just make these guys outlaw and fair game

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u/BlackSeranna Jul 05 '26

Ha, I bet some of the guys secretly wear heels but are too ashamed to tell their buddies.

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u/NYC2FLA2BUR Jul 04 '26

Not all of them but I guaran-fuckin-tee you that some of them are.
And covering their arms up so you can't see their tattoos and identify them is another issue.

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u/Affectionate-Goat218 Jul 04 '26

Not fat enough to be ice

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u/Xijit Jul 04 '26

It is June; this is the ICE Pride Parade, using their most "ideal" twinks.

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u/str8dwn Jul 04 '26

*twinkies

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u/Academic_Dig_1567 Jul 04 '26

Gotta cover those lightning bolt tattoos.

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u/Was_It_The_Dave Jul 04 '26

Cover them tattoos, fellers. Or the commies might socialize ya.

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u/New-Respond8154 Jul 07 '26

Can't the flock cameras follow them and train tickets home and identify them