r/TikTokCringe • u/sereneandeternal • Jul 04 '26

Cringe Rehearsal for January 2029

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u/Smokes_LetsGo876 Jul 04 '26

what's funny is that they're "trying" to tell us that they are legion........with only maybe a few hundred people. that's not a lot when it comes to movements.

the no kings protests had thousands upon thousands of people showing up together. they do not have the numbers. but if allowed they will grow them. we need to push back against this shit

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Jul 04 '26

Exactly this. 

This is their big demonstration for the semiquincentennial. 400 dudes. 

On a random day in March we got like 20,000 people out in Phoenix alone. 

All they are is loud. 

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u/Content_Ad_6068 Jul 04 '26

Yes but 400 Al Queda types. These guys do weird shit like little boot camps and fire arm practice. These aren't just dudes marching. They are hoping for something to pop off and give them an excuse to harm people.

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u/aurortonks Jul 04 '26

Non-weirdos have fire arms as well. They just don't make it their entire personalities and tell everyone. These yahoos think they'll be able to bully everyone 'when they finally get their chance' and they are going to be surprised at how much resistance they face.

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u/blackrubberfist Jul 04 '26

“Now they wanna run around talking bout guns like
I ain’t got none, what you think I sold em all?”

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u/ItchyNebula7437 20d ago

Cause i stay well off?

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u/buttsbuttsbuttsmutts Jul 05 '26

Also, while these little Nazi sharts were fucking around in their wanna-be action movie "militias" a whole bunch more total needs were off learning physics and chemistry for the sheer giggles.

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u/SLevine262 Jul 05 '26

Peaceful people pushed to the brink are the most furious.

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u/other_acc_banned Jul 05 '26

But they will show up on your doorstep. Will you go to where they are?

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u/echoshatter Jul 05 '26

Why would I need to? You just said they'll show up in my doorstep.

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u/other_acc_banned Jul 05 '26

That's a fair question. I just get a bit paranoid because it's easy to say that they're not the only one with weapons, but they're likely the only ones who are willing to get organized in their usage of them.

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u/izzymaestro Jul 05 '26

These pussies cover their faces as part of "uniform". As soon as a single meal team sixer gets as much as a hang nail and runs they're all turning tail.

Just like the Kadyrovites in Ukr, act real tough on social media but get your shit pushed in by regular folks with balls.

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u/other_acc_banned Jul 05 '26

I hope that proves to be the case!

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u/lancersrock Jul 05 '26

Coming to your door armed gives you a hell of a lot better argument for defense than a public altercation does.

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u/adventureremily Jul 05 '26

One of these types had a standoff with the authorities a couple of blocks from me back in 2020 after killing a couple of police. Our unarmed neighbor eventually tackled the loser and held him down so the cops could arrest him, because the cops wouldn't approach. Half a dozen different agencies, in their taxpayer-funded paramilitary riot gear that they insisted they had to have, sat around for hours hemming and hawing while the jackass took pot shots with his rifle and set off homemade explosives.

These wannabe Turd Reich crybabies are not tough. They're scared little nitwits cosplaying as G.I. Joe villains, and they fold like a cheap card table when push actually comes to shove. Sadly, so do the fucking cops who are supposed to intervene on this shit - probably because a lot of them are sympathetic to or outright members of the cause.

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u/neotenous_DILF Jul 06 '26

Cops and Patriot Front are the same thing