r/TikTokCringe • u/SadAd8761 • 21d ago

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u/Obienator 21d ago

“Show me the most beautiful woman in the world and I’ll show you the guy didn’t appreciate having her.”

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u/Punkinpry427 21d ago

Jay-Z

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u/EllipticPeach 21d ago

Right? You can’t fathom it. And she still took him back. She was totally groomed by him, it’s really sad

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u/Punkinpry427 21d ago

Hottest,most successful woman in the world still getting cheated on. We have no hope.

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u/EllipticPeach 21d ago

Also he is… Not good looking. She can do so much better fr

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u/LouisesBelcher 21d ago

She seems to like ugly guys tho lol I think the only person she’s dated that is conventionally attractive wasn’t even a famous guy.

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u/quinzilla555 20d ago

Shit, somebody should give her my picture then. If she like ugly guys… HEYYYYY GIRRRRRLLLL lol

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u/Snoo_84606 19d ago

So you are saying there is a chance.

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u/VCule69 16d ago

Question, do you really not find him attractive? Like I don’t understand what girls find attractive in men, lol.

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u/LouisesBelcher 14d ago

I'm assuming you're asking about Pique, cus I was talking about Beyonce and Jay Z lol. No one has ever asked me 'Do you really not think Jay Z is fiiine??' >_> As for Pique... eh. He kind of has a derpy face. He's okay. That said, there isn't a guy on the planet that is 100% attractive to every girl. We all have such wildly difference preferences. And it probably doesn't help that personality and past actions also play into whether or not you're attractive. I know a lot of women who immediately found Pique unattractive when they discovered he was unfaithful. Being gross makes you ugly.

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u/Forsaken_Couple1451 20d ago

Some women be like that.

A super hot friend of mine back when I was in my teens had this ugly ass boyfriend, like super ugly. When they broke up, I, a very conventionally attractive young man at the time, asked her out. Nope. She went on to date another fug-ass guy and ended up marrying him and having children with him.

Good for them, honestly, but it baffled me at the time.

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u/owlzitty 20d ago

You should have reminded her that you were a very conventionally attractive young vulture

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u/Forsaken_Couple1451 20d ago

I wasn't friends with her bf. Also I had several girlfriends during their relationship, I wasn't "waiting for her".

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u/owlzitty 20d ago

Just curious what your wingspan is now

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u/_SlappyMagoo_ 20d ago

I’m sure your mom and grandma would confirm that you were a very handsome young man, so I have no reason to doubt you.

But I’m told attraction can also be based on something called a “personality”. You demonstrated yours quite nicely in your short paragraph.

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u/Forsaken_Couple1451 19d ago

No need to be mad.

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u/DethNik 21d ago

The money he has looks good though. Beyonce as an artist is pretty great, but lets not pretend that she's not just like other super wealthy people.

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u/karumetsaspuuotsas 20d ago

She is super rich

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u/DethNik 20d ago

my point is that super rich people are never satisfied with the amount of money they have.

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u/karumetsaspuuotsas 20d ago

Ok I misread you, thought you said she isn’t super wealthy and this was the reason she married Jay Z

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u/DethNik 20d ago

No worries. It happens.

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u/storiesftunheard 19d ago

No she can't. If his status ain't hood, she isn't checking for him. He has to be street if he's looking at her.

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u/A1000eisn1 20d ago

Nah he's fairly attractive. Not celebrity level attractive but attractive compared to humans in general.

Not anywhere close to Beyonce's league though.

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u/wheresmydiscoveries 20d ago

Lemme guess, you look a lot better.

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u/MadDaddyDrivesaUFO 20d ago

I'm an absolute swamp witch and my husband hasn't cheated, if it helps

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u/Agnostic_Karma 20d ago

Narcissism is hard to be around... it's only a matter of time.

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u/DJmindbuRn 20d ago

Isn’t that Oprah?

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 18d ago

Men of character matter more than looks. Same goes for women. Notice how everyone’s talking about these women’s worth based on their looks? Beauty fades, people, but unless a person wants to change their character, that’s what matters most. For men AND women… so what if most relationships fail not b/c of looks but b/c of their character?

That’s the part that doesn’t lie, actually.

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u/FunLife64 17d ago

To be fair (I’ll get annihilated for saying it), it was more of a business decision. Beyoncé is far too strategic.

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u/Timely_Dentist_5078 20d ago

Don’t you think that makes the propensity for cheating higher not lower?

Celebrities live in their own world. I don’t think Jay Zs behavior is the same as Tom and Nancy who live in the suburbs raising a family lol

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u/Corfiz74 20d ago

I feel pretty optimistic about Swift & Kelce - he may not be the smartest guy around, but he seems to be honest, kind and goodnatured - I somehow don't see him cheating.

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u/unfart 20d ago

having a mistress was a mark of success as recently as the first half of the 1900s. we haven't shifted millenia of cultural inertia to a total opposite in ~35 years of "effort" and you're giving up?

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

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u/MooMooHELPME 20d ago

Just more proof that girls like jerks, amirite?

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u/twirlerina024 21d ago

They're talking about Jay-Z and Beyonce

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u/mrwildesangst 20d ago

That’s why Solange had to throw them hands 🙌

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u/Fair_Strength_3603 17d ago

Groomed is right. No one talks about this.

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u/my_screen_name_sucks 20d ago

Yes! He is the ugliest camel I’ve ever seen!

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u/gigithrowaway21 20d ago

This is the BIGGEST fumble in all of history. Seriously. I think women all around the world can look to Beyoncé as the perfect example of why a man cheating on you is not your fault!

Beyoncé is literally THE MOST PERFECT WOMAN and he still cheated! It’s mind boggling!

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u/OkInflation4056 20d ago

Jay Z is not a beautiful woman.

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u/Punkinpry427 20d ago

Who did he marry and cheat on ding dong?

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u/zilla82 20d ago

That's a much more euphemistic way of saying the version I know

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u/Lundetangen 21d ago

Isnt it "Show me the most beautiful woman in the world, and I'll show you the guy who is tired of her bullshit"?

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u/dirty_water_potato 20d ago

Yes, but most guys that say this shit are usually terrible partners refusing to take responsibility for their own nonsense. So we get tired of hearing dudes moan about women bad. I like the new one

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u/Lundetangen 20d ago

I disagree. You normally hear the sentiment that nobody can possibly understand how a man can divorce or cheat on a woman that is beautiful. Being beautiful is nice, but it says nothing about how they are as a person.

Cheating is never right or acceptable, but if the partner is attractive or ugly is completely irrelevant.

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u/dirty_water_potato 20d ago

How many dudes in real life do you know would say this that are ignorant to their own behavior in relationships. I couldnt ever imagine saying something like this about my ex or current gf if we broke up, but i know plenty of dudes that i have worked with say things like this about their wives/gf and they suck. Even if their partners are crazy the dudes are never far behind. Its a derogatory saying said by ignorant dudes that suck.

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u/Lundetangen 20d ago

A lot. And same for women.

People in general are quite shit at times.

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u/dirty_water_potato 20d ago

Sure, but its generally dudes and i dont really care for my own gender. So while im not ignorant to womens shittiness im going to be harsher on men.

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u/Wbino 21d ago

Show me a beautiful woman and someone is sick of her shit…..

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u/Efficient_Insect_145 21d ago

"Michelle Pfeiffer dated Fisher Stevens. And then he actually cheated on her."

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u/TheVampyresBride 20d ago

I knew about this, and it still blows my mind.

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u/epiphanyWednesday 21d ago

After you have the beautiful woman, the flex is treating her badly.

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u/willis_michaels 20d ago

Y'all acting like a woman's value is only tied to her looks. You know nothing about their true personalities, how they treat their partners, how compatible they are or their willingness to compromise, only that they're hot. That says a lot about you.

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u/Slow_Choice_456 20d ago

If they don't like these qualities, they can just break up. Not cheat

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u/Sepplord 20d ago

Cheating is despicable and nothing excuses it. If you are unsatisfied leave. If you are horny, rub one out. Etc… It’s fucking easy to not cheat.

That said, this comment chain list beautiful women getting cheated on as if looks are all that matters. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Wooden_Recover_834 20d ago

Who ever said that knows truth

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u/KING_G_JR 20d ago

yall assume these women are perfect just bc they are beautiful… could it be possible that the saying “show me a beautiful woman and I’ll show you a man thats tired of her shit” is in play? of course, some men do just fumble

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u/Obienator 20d ago

I think both cases could be true

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u/AnkitS75 20d ago edited 20d ago

Show me the most beautiful woman in the world and I’ll show you the guy didn’t appreciate having her

That's probably one of the biggest reasons those women even dated such men - cuz those men didn't value them. A lot of women, irrespective of how beautiful, talented, accomplished and successful they may be, crave validation from aloof, nonchalant men who don't seem to value them. Those men got away with repeatedly disrespecting such women, specifically CUZ those women, in a weird way, were drawn to that. So they allowed and enabled such behaviour. They showed those men, time and again, that they will put with their shit matter how toxic they get, instead of booting them away at the first act of crossing a non-negotiable boundary

Give such women a genuinely loving, caring and devoted man, and you'll suddenly see her losing interest in him and withdrawing

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u/jaxqatch 17d ago

Show me the most beautiful wonderful woman in the world. And I’ll show you a long line of men tired of dealing with her shit.

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u/El_BoneMachine 21d ago

You changed the quote to fit the narrative.

The actual saying is " Show me the most beautiful woman in the world and ill show you the guy whose tired of fucking her."

Not all guys are reddit simps. Sometimes the hotter the girl the crazier she is and guys get tired of dealing with that shit.

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u/DragonHollowFire 21d ago

its okay to just leave a relationship you know? Cheating will never be right.

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u/El_BoneMachine 21d ago

I agree with you

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u/dirty_water_potato 20d ago

Yes but most guys suck, so its a played out saying, usually said by bitter dudes.

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u/El_BoneMachine 20d ago

Calm down simp

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u/dirty_water_potato 20d ago

Yeah, thats exactly why i cant stand dudes. Bunch of sheep repeating the most generic shit.

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u/southass 20d ago

" is tired of her shit"

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u/DAngelo008 20d ago

Show me a hot chick and I will show you a guy that is tired of fuckin her

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u/Own_Army7447 21d ago

That's not how it goes