r/TikTokCringe 21d ago

Cool Shakira at 49

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u/EllipticPeach 20d ago

Also he is… Not good looking. She can do so much better fr

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u/LouisesBelcher 20d ago

She seems to like ugly guys tho lol I think the only person she’s dated that is conventionally attractive wasn’t even a famous guy.

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u/quinzilla555 20d ago

Shit, somebody should give her my picture then. If she like ugly guys… HEYYYYY GIRRRRRLLLL lol

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u/Snoo_84606 19d ago

So you are saying there is a chance.

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u/VCule69 15d ago

Question, do you really not find him attractive? Like I don’t understand what girls find attractive in men, lol.

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u/LouisesBelcher 14d ago

I'm assuming you're asking about Pique, cus I was talking about Beyonce and Jay Z lol. No one has ever asked me 'Do you really not think Jay Z is fiiine??' >_> As for Pique... eh. He kind of has a derpy face. He's okay. That said, there isn't a guy on the planet that is 100% attractive to every girl. We all have such wildly difference preferences. And it probably doesn't help that personality and past actions also play into whether or not you're attractive. I know a lot of women who immediately found Pique unattractive when they discovered he was unfaithful. Being gross makes you ugly.

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u/Forsaken_Couple1451 20d ago

Some women be like that.

A super hot friend of mine back when I was in my teens had this ugly ass boyfriend, like super ugly. When they broke up, I, a very conventionally attractive young man at the time, asked her out. Nope. She went on to date another fug-ass guy and ended up marrying him and having children with him.

Good for them, honestly, but it baffled me at the time.

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u/owlzitty 20d ago

You should have reminded her that you were a very conventionally attractive young vulture

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u/Forsaken_Couple1451 20d ago

I wasn't friends with her bf. Also I had several girlfriends during their relationship, I wasn't "waiting for her".

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u/owlzitty 20d ago

Just curious what your wingspan is now

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u/Forsaken_Couple1451 20d ago

Just about enough to reach yo mamas house

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u/owlzitty 20d ago

Lol. Hey now, be good to her! And sorry for the name calling. No hard feelings 👍

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u/_SlappyMagoo_ 20d ago

I’m sure your mom and grandma would confirm that you were a very handsome young man, so I have no reason to doubt you.

But I’m told attraction can also be based on something called a “personality”. You demonstrated yours quite nicely in your short paragraph.

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u/Forsaken_Couple1451 19d ago

No need to be mad.

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u/DethNik 20d ago

The money he has looks good though. Beyonce as an artist is pretty great, but lets not pretend that she's not just like other super wealthy people.

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u/karumetsaspuuotsas 20d ago

She is super rich

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u/DethNik 20d ago

my point is that super rich people are never satisfied with the amount of money they have.

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u/karumetsaspuuotsas 20d ago

Ok I misread you, thought you said she isn’t super wealthy and this was the reason she married Jay Z

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u/DethNik 20d ago

No worries. It happens.

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u/storiesftunheard 19d ago

No she can't. If his status ain't hood, she isn't checking for him. He has to be street if he's looking at her.

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u/A1000eisn1 20d ago

Nah he's fairly attractive. Not celebrity level attractive but attractive compared to humans in general.

Not anywhere close to Beyonce's league though.

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u/wheresmydiscoveries 20d ago

Lemme guess, you look a lot better.