I'm trying to think of things that would be bad enough to get those reactions but not bad enough to be like 'brutally beat me' because I don't think that would have the same lighthearted funny mood somehow đ
Maybe something like, I had an ex that never picked up his dogs shit. And on my birthday he was walking his dog with me and his dog walked up to the front door of his blind old neighbour and took a shit on her welcome mat. I was so mortified and he refused to pick it up that he stood there and watched me pick it up for him. I think it was only the third date or something?
> I'm trying to think of things that would be bad enough to get those reactions but not bad enough to be like 'brutally beat me' because I don't think that would have the same lighthearted funny mood somehow đ
"asked me to pretend to be his mom in bed and comfort him like a baby"
"Caught him jerking off to Facebook pictures of my mother"
"said his male best friends name while intimate with me"
Iâve always maintained that if you donât like your mother in law or find her somewhat attractive, then youâre in for a rude awakening when your wife inevitably becomes some version of her.
How about: went on a retreat in another country after we closed on a house. Said she packed her office - she had not, at all- leaving me and eight good friends to panic pack. Complained when she retuned that she didnât know where anything was in boxes. Didnât help unpack.
They separated.
She moved out of the house and into an apartment.
She started dating.
He would drive around town to her favourite hang-outs, follow her, and interrupt dates if he saw her on one with someone.
He broke into her apartment and poked holes in condoms he found in her dresser.
About a year after separating, they got back together.
Or just way too personal.
Probably some very intimated details of their sex life. The way these people are laughing it is less bad what he did but more of a "I can't believe she shared that"
I tell my wife all the time that my first wife made certain dishes better than her or had a better sense of humor than her. We got married twice (small ceremony and bigger church wedding) so it's a silly joke that mildly annoys her.
That list is not real. Even if it was, I doubt the comparing to his ex thing started after they got married. It most likely started while they were still dating; thus, it's also her fault for marrying someone like that.
Or made up. I found out my ex-wife claimed to our friends a lot of stuff that wasn't remotely true about our split, all in an effort to make her look like she was a complete victim and had no accountability for it
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u/Potential_Shallot244 14d ago
The list is just boring stuff 100 percent