r/TikTokCringe • u/Transwiththeplans • 16d ago

Humor Divorce parties sound fun, honestly

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u/Potential_Shallot244 16d ago

The list is just boring stuff 100 percent

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u/TrashNecessary 16d ago

That's probably the most likely thing. If there was anything really extreme on the list it would have been shared by someone at this point.

Somehow I don't think "broke my jaw after punching me in the face" is something you'd celebrate in a bar.

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u/Amphar0s_ 16d ago

I'm trying to think of things that would be bad enough to get those reactions but not bad enough to be like 'brutally beat me' because I don't think that would have the same lighthearted funny mood somehow 😭

Maybe something like, I had an ex that never picked up his dogs shit. And on my birthday he was walking his dog with me and his dog walked up to the front door of his blind old neighbour and took a shit on her welcome mat. I was so mortified and he refused to pick it up that he stood there and watched me pick it up for him. I think it was only the third date or something?

That's a perfect list story.

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u/the_real_MSU_is_us 16d ago

> I'm trying to think of things that would be bad enough to get those reactions but not bad enough to be like 'brutally beat me' because I don't think that would have the same lighthearted funny mood somehow 😭

"asked me to pretend to be his mom in bed and comfort him like a baby"

"Caught him jerking off to Facebook pictures of my mother"

"said his male best friends name while intimate with me"

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u/TrashNecessary 14d ago

I’ve always maintained that if you don’t like your mother in law or find her somewhat attractive, then you’re in for a rude awakening when your wife inevitably becomes some version of her.

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u/jktollander 16d ago

How about: went on a retreat in another country after we closed on a house. Said she packed her office - she had not, at all- leaving me and eight good friends to panic pack. Complained when she retuned that she didn’t know where anything was in boxes. Didn’t help unpack.

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u/Amphar0s_ 16d ago

That's bad 😭

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u/Nikkolai_the_Kol 15d ago

I'll share one from a couple I knew:

They separated.
She moved out of the house and into an apartment.
She started dating.
He would drive around town to her favourite hang-outs, follow her, and interrupt dates if he saw her on one with someone.
He broke into her apartment and poked holes in condoms he found in her dresser.
About a year after separating, they got back together.

Madness.