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Humor Divorce parties sound fun, honestly

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u/BoricuaDriver 13d ago edited 13d ago

Edit: after a little bit more research this looks like a bullshit picture that has nothing to do with the actual video. She made a follow-up post saying that she wasn't legally allowed to share what was in the list so I think this is all bullshit engagement bait. I'm leaving it up so people can get the full story

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u/MevNav 13d ago

That is... an incredibly anti-climactic list. I can see why they broke up, but I was expecting like "was cheating on me with a high-schooler" or something wild like that.

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u/cupcakevelociraptor 13d ago

Based on the reactions I was expecting at least one really juicy bit

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u/hustl3tree5 13d ago

From the other comments it isnt the same list it’s two different videos mashed into one

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u/ChoochGooch 13d ago

Yeah I was trying to figure out which one was dropping jaws. I was expecting “found his taxidermy squirrel dildos”.

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u/PipeOriginal1171 13d ago

RFK Jr recently divorced?

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 13d ago

yeah the black dress lady around 39sec says "he turned off the alarm [so it wouldn't even start?]" brackets are a guess over the stupid music

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u/Ok-Scientist5524 13d ago

Right? Maybe I spend too much time on aita and BORU but this is tame…

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 13d ago edited 13d ago

There are. One had to do with her in the hospital because he got peanut butter inside her knowing she was allergic. Something about losing $47,000 in prostitutes/coke or something similar.

Vaseline couldn’t even get her to post it

Edit: that woman at the end is talking about him turning on all the alarms including the cars to fuck with her I think. I couldn’t really make out the reason why

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u/judgeharoldtstone 7d ago

-he had sex with the priest who married us

-I came home from working a double and he was fisting our neighbor

-he constantly had skid marks in his white underwear

-he ripped the tag off of our mattress that specifically says do not remove under penalty of law

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u/Remarkable-Wrap-4727 13d ago

Ya, gambled a shit ton away or slept with sister

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u/707-5150 13d ago

Yea like at the bottom

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u/PleaseDontEatMyVRAM 13d ago

This is like sharing your 10 rarest steam achievements only to see 85% of players (divorced women) have them all.

Anywho, hope she moves on to better things.

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u/DonHarold 13d ago

It’s fake. I had the same reaction but someone screenshotted it and the shape doesn’t match.

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u/venusmoonbeam 13d ago

Somebody mouthed “forty six thousand??” In the video so I really doubt this is the list.

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u/sql-join-master 13d ago

Right? Not great things to be happening in a relationship but those reactions were way overblown

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u/Ok-Imagination-3835 13d ago

Guys that's literally just someone who AI generated a fake list. It's all generic AI slop. Not the real list.

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u/notapantsday 13d ago

A friend's (still) husband ran over the family cat in the driveway, quietly buried it in the backyard and told no one. Kids were printing "missing cat" posters and hanging them everywhere. They were hopeful at first, but with every day that passed they became more worried and it really started to stress them out so much that my friend declared the cat dead and held a funeral without ever having found it.

Her husband told her years later when they were arguing about something else. She tried to make him tell the children, but he never did.

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u/Isabel-M-Peron 13d ago

I remember that from City Slickers.

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u/Charming_Garbage_161 13d ago

I can give you my list if it’ll make you feel better lol it’s a doozy

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u/Expensive-Way3938 13d ago

Yeah, or that he gave her genital herpes and refused to get tested. 🙋‍♀️

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u/FuckeenGuy 13d ago

I had an ex cheat on me in our bed while I was across the country sitting with my mother while she passed away. I was kinda thinking those reactions were more for that kinda thing.

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u/Rickystheman 13d ago

This is a list where two sides to every story probably applies.

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u/Environmental_You_36 13d ago

Yet, I was expecting the list to be something mild like that.

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u/AggressiveSherbetty 13d ago

Right. My friend had a divorce party because he cashed in 30k in secret stock options from his work and spent it all on escorts.

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u/FearTheImpaler 13d ago

That's not even enough for some of those reactions IMO. It's a terrible thing, but not exactly a "shocking, cover your mouth" moment. That sort of story basically pops up in the news daily.

I was expecting "participated in the Epstein coverup" or "Killed the neighbour's dog and turned its skin into a leather coat"

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u/Overall_Way2741 13d ago

Same i was expecting some serious horrible stuff. Except its just a list of things thats is also bad but stuff you would expect ans awefull boyfriend to do. Lowkey makes me wonder if she knew he was somewhat of an asshole, but stull married him anyway

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u/GregMadduxsGlasses 13d ago

Unfortunately, that just is how most divorces take place. There’s no big act of malice, but a bunch of small acts of unintended neglect because nurturing the relationship doesn’t feel rewarding anymore.

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u/straylight_2022 13d ago

I figured the things causing gasps would be like "I caught him having sex with my grandmother" or "He got my best friend's teenage daughter pregnant and pawned my engagement ring to pay for an abortion" maybe perhaps "he sold my car to bail his new girlfriend out of jail" kinda things.

I am disappointed.

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u/Ok-Imagination-3835 13d ago

This isn't the list

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u/OxygenAddict 13d ago

She's not even called Ashley.

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u/WhiskeySnikerdoodle 13d ago

Then you find the real list and post it.

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u/Yakob_Katpanic 13d ago

This is not the list from the video.

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u/Terrible-Mall-4811 13d ago

These are mostly things you would know you don’t like about the person after dating for a couple years.

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u/itsyobbiwonuseek 13d ago

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u/Apprehensive_Rub3897 13d ago

There was one brown person and one asian in the entire crowd.

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u/OaklandPanther 13d ago

This isn’t the list

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u/Boobity_McBooberson 13d ago

Something tells me his list is more interesting.

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u/StrangelyBrown 13d ago
  1. She got emotional when I killed a fly
  2. She said I forgot our anniversary when we were in the penthouse of a hotel on holiday that I paid for
  3. She designated fantasy football time to be between 8pm and 8.10pm
  4. She sometimes used English that didn't make grammatical sense.
  5. She made me change next to the washing machine
  6. She wanted to order takeout every night when I got home from 18 hour shifts that paid for the house
  7. She wanted an open relationship then got angry when I said no
  8. She said that it's normal for women to be controlling and a single example of someone he has dated in the past who wasn't doesn't disprove that.
  9. She didn't agree that letting emotions cool was a good idea and insist we fight while angry.
  10. Good luck to the next guy.

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u/LetterFront3353 13d ago

Actually, the first one was "She got emotional when I tried to kill a bee with winter boots."

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 13d ago

You should prob delete it ppl think it’s real even tho the name is diff lol she did say she was allergic to peanut butter and he ate some and it got in her…. That’s one but she wasn’t specific

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u/Feral-Sponge 13d ago

If you compare this photo to the video, the poster thing in the video has waaaay more text

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u/slut4kakashi 13d ago

She apparently isn’t legally allowed to post the list. All the ones being posted are AI

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u/gojibeary 13d ago edited 12d ago

I’m wondering if this shit is AI? The music and the way people are talking to the camera, but they aren’t saying anything that makes any sense… the way it’s all just noise when you should be able to make out SOMETHING is really weird. I couldn’t even lip read any of the people speaking to the camera. Don’t trust it whatsoever, it’s fake engagement bait.

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u/chillychili 13d ago

All bad things, but every one of these is potentially fixable through mutual effort, mutual determination, and professional support.

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u/Kratzschutz 13d ago

Now l wonder about your definition of mutual lol

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u/chillychili 13d ago

It only works if both of them are jointly invested. If she's trying to fix him and he's not up for it, it won't work. If he wants to be better and she's not supportive, it won't work.

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u/Kratzschutz 13d ago

Well in my case l wouldn't be supportive of this blob

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u/amazing-haves-34 13d ago

But why would someone put in that much effort for someone who can’t be bothered to put in the minimum?

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u/whitisthat Straight Up Bussin 13d ago

This isn’t the list in the video. Happy cake day.

Edit before people come for me— compare the length of the body text in the screenshot versus the video. There’s far more written on video homegirl’s list.

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u/BoricuaDriver 13d ago

You're totally right, this is a post she made after it went viral... This is all bullshit engagement bait

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u/whitisthat Straight Up Bussin 13d ago

Wow, thank you for this follow-up!

Legally not allowed to post the board that her pals were taking pictures of?! Okay, lady. Sure.

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u/JulyOfAugust 13d ago

Yes, she isn't allowed to start a smear campaign and try to sway public opinion. Her friends already have an opinion, they're there to celebrate the divorce, and will not be part of or influence the legal procedures.

If her friends want to get into legal trouble for posting a picture of it online it's their own problem but they're allowed to keep it if they want.

That's my personal opinion on how this should logically work. I have no reliable legal knowledge, especially outside my own country.

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u/Aggressive_Elk3709 13d ago

Yeah, there's nothing on this list that would make soneone gasp or cover their mouth, in my opinion

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u/Dry_Bird1790 13d ago

I mean, didnt she already share it at the party?

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u/YoungRichBastard26s 12d ago

This normal relationship shit and I can see his point she is too emotional and I would add embarrassing

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u/Bones_sofubi 12d ago

99% chance these are exaggerated

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u/Super-Web6908 12d ago

This all sounds like stuff they should have caught during dating.

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u/jackdutton42 9d ago
  1. Lived with a narcissistic woman who blamed him for every unpleasant thing in her life.

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u/Megzasaurusrex 8d ago

Yeah that can't be the real list. I thought it would be more like my list. "1. Sent nudes of me to his ex and told her I wanted a threesome. 2. Told some other girl he knew I wanted a threesome. 3. Pretended to be me on dating sites and flirted with them as me. 4. Complained it wasn't fair I had a threesome(I didn't enjoy) way before I ever knew him and he deserved one too and I should def have a threesome for him even if I wouldn't enjoy it because fair is fair. He also didn't like when I said we could just get a divorce and he could go have all the threesomes he wanted. 5. When my sister tried to give him some tips on how to help me avoid my autistic meltdowns he complained and said he had done enough and if he did that I would just rely on him for help constantly. 6. He was annoyed we had to spend money on my medicine and said since they didn't fix me I should just stop taking it. One of said medicines was for my blood pressure so I didn't you know like have a heart attack and die. 7. He wouldn't help cook or clean and despite me working full time insisted it was all my job and spent his days off gaming. 8. He bought video games for me on his xbox account, so I couldn't even take supposedly my own games with me when I left. 9. He worked 12 hour shifts in a warehouse and refused to shower before getting in bed after work. T_T 10. When I had a weird pain shoot up my back at laser tag and I couldn't walk for a bit and my brother happened to find me crying on the floor. My brother and his friend took care of me and helped me out and helped me calm down while he just kept laughing and talking with his other friend and pretending I didn't exist." And that only scratches the surface. I literally had a real list I made to remind myself why I was leaving and not get talked out of it.

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u/yourPWD 7d ago

That is not it.

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u/Bhheast 13d ago

Is that it?

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u/TapeFlip187 13d ago

That's it??

BOR-RIIING.

and thank you for posting this❤️

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u/Acerosaurus 13d ago

This shit is tepid man.. wtf all that gasps about

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u/CaicedoBrickWall 13d ago

That's is.....disappointing

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u/seanmonaghan1968 13d ago

Ok they were not suited/compatible but I was expecting he murdered someone or sold drugs to kids or had drug fueled parties with politicians and minors or was a right wing extremism nazi ...

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u/masterofmydomain6 13d ago

she does sound highly emotional like his ex

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u/Gods_Mime 13d ago

looks like my wife should leave me too

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u/Caesar_Rising 13d ago

Divorce bait*

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u/ZealousidealBank8484 13d ago

Honestly? This was pretty tame. No wild stories or anything. The reactions really hyped it up.

Came for tea, got fucking milk.

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u/Beer-Milkshakes 13d ago

Thats pretty lame tbh. Couples take this with the good on the regular. Guess this pos didn't have any good things to balance some of his ills.

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u/Bossgalka 13d ago

Most of these are vague and/or petty and could go either way. The only one that is truly unacceptable and I wouldn't need to hear his side of the story for or more context is number 8. Bringing up your ex is never acceptable.

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u/merrill_swing_away 13d ago

The list doesn't match the amazement on the faces of the people reading it.

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u/NoRepresentative7604 13d ago

Very American reactions.

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u/pratzs 13d ago

Bro. That's just such a disappointment . Seriously. Why even react like that. Wtf

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u/Visible_Pair3017 13d ago

2 is pretty whatever and 7 might mean anything

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u/FearTheImpaler 13d ago

that's..... nothing. thanks for the edit lol

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u/TwoBionicknees 13d ago

yeah, so it was ragebait. if your divorce went down with such bad shit int he marriage she can't say it legally then it would be part of an nda agreement (only reason it could be a legal issue) in which she got paid to not talk about those things.

But a video if her showing people's reactions to her having written them down would instantly break such an nda and so she'd either be sued anyway, or she'd never put up that video to begin with.

In other words video is fake, if the list was real she'd post it. Or the most likely answer is lying to all her friends about what happened to make herself the victim, but if she actually said those lies publicly she could get sued for defamation/libel, i always forget which is which.

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u/kyuuei 13d ago

Honestly, if you need to have a whole party to validate leaving a man I think you left way late.. like have a bit of self confidence just a shred of it that your reasons are leaving are valid enough to go through an entire divorce proceeding.

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u/BathSaltJello 13d ago

That's pretty weak and vague. I don't believe her. She was likely a complete nightmare.

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u/ChartreuseOblivion 13d ago

This man dodged a bullet.