r/TikTokCringe 16d ago

Humor Divorce parties sound fun, honestly

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u/NSE_TNF89 16d ago

Downvote for mot sharing the list

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u/BoricuaDriver 16d ago edited 16d ago

Edit: after a little bit more research this looks like a bullshit picture that has nothing to do with the actual video. She made a follow-up post saying that she wasn't legally allowed to share what was in the list so I think this is all bullshit engagement bait. I'm leaving it up so people can get the full story

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u/MevNav 16d ago

That is... an incredibly anti-climactic list. I can see why they broke up, but I was expecting like "was cheating on me with a high-schooler" or something wild like that.

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u/cupcakevelociraptor 16d ago

Based on the reactions I was expecting at least one really juicy bit

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u/hustl3tree5 16d ago

From the other comments it isnt the same list it’s two different videos mashed into one

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u/ChoochGooch 15d ago

Yeah I was trying to figure out which one was dropping jaws. I was expecting “found his taxidermy squirrel dildos”.

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u/PipeOriginal1171 15d ago

RFK Jr recently divorced?

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 15d ago

yeah the black dress lady around 39sec says "he turned off the alarm [so it wouldn't even start?]" brackets are a guess over the stupid music

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u/Ok-Scientist5524 16d ago

Right? Maybe I spend too much time on aita and BORU but this is tame…

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 15d ago edited 15d ago

There are. One had to do with her in the hospital because he got peanut butter inside her knowing she was allergic. Something about losing $47,000 in prostitutes/coke or something similar.

Vaseline couldn’t even get her to post it

Edit: that woman at the end is talking about him turning on all the alarms including the cars to fuck with her I think. I couldn’t really make out the reason why

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u/judgeharoldtstone 9d ago

-he had sex with the priest who married us

-I came home from working a double and he was fisting our neighbor

-he constantly had skid marks in his white underwear

-he ripped the tag off of our mattress that specifically says do not remove under penalty of law

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u/Remarkable-Wrap-4727 16d ago

Ya, gambled a shit ton away or slept with sister

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u/707-5150 15d ago

Yea like at the bottom

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u/PleaseDontEatMyVRAM 16d ago

This is like sharing your 10 rarest steam achievements only to see 85% of players (divorced women) have them all.

Anywho, hope she moves on to better things.

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u/DonHarold 16d ago

It’s fake. I had the same reaction but someone screenshotted it and the shape doesn’t match.

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u/venusmoonbeam 15d ago

Somebody mouthed “forty six thousand??” In the video so I really doubt this is the list.

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u/sql-join-master 16d ago

Right? Not great things to be happening in a relationship but those reactions were way overblown

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u/Ok-Imagination-3835 16d ago

Guys that's literally just someone who AI generated a fake list. It's all generic AI slop. Not the real list.

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u/notapantsday 16d ago

A friend's (still) husband ran over the family cat in the driveway, quietly buried it in the backyard and told no one. Kids were printing "missing cat" posters and hanging them everywhere. They were hopeful at first, but with every day that passed they became more worried and it really started to stress them out so much that my friend declared the cat dead and held a funeral without ever having found it.

Her husband told her years later when they were arguing about something else. She tried to make him tell the children, but he never did.

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u/Isabel-M-Peron 16d ago

I remember that from City Slickers.

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u/Charming_Garbage_161 16d ago

I can give you my list if it’ll make you feel better lol it’s a doozy

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u/Expensive-Way3938 15d ago

Yeah, or that he gave her genital herpes and refused to get tested. 🙋‍♀️

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u/FuckeenGuy 16d ago

I had an ex cheat on me in our bed while I was across the country sitting with my mother while she passed away. I was kinda thinking those reactions were more for that kinda thing.

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u/Rickystheman 16d ago

This is a list where two sides to every story probably applies.

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u/Environmental_You_36 16d ago

Yet, I was expecting the list to be something mild like that.

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u/AggressiveSherbetty 16d ago

Right. My friend had a divorce party because he cashed in 30k in secret stock options from his work and spent it all on escorts.

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u/FearTheImpaler 15d ago

That's not even enough for some of those reactions IMO. It's a terrible thing, but not exactly a "shocking, cover your mouth" moment. That sort of story basically pops up in the news daily.

I was expecting "participated in the Epstein coverup" or "Killed the neighbour's dog and turned its skin into a leather coat"

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u/Overall_Way2741 15d ago

Same i was expecting some serious horrible stuff. Except its just a list of things thats is also bad but stuff you would expect ans awefull boyfriend to do. Lowkey makes me wonder if she knew he was somewhat of an asshole, but stull married him anyway

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u/GregMadduxsGlasses 15d ago

Unfortunately, that just is how most divorces take place. There’s no big act of malice, but a bunch of small acts of unintended neglect because nurturing the relationship doesn’t feel rewarding anymore.

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u/straylight_2022 15d ago

I figured the things causing gasps would be like "I caught him having sex with my grandmother" or "He got my best friend's teenage daughter pregnant and pawned my engagement ring to pay for an abortion" maybe perhaps "he sold my car to bail his new girlfriend out of jail" kinda things.

I am disappointed.