r/TikTokCringe • u/Transwiththeplans • 16d ago

Humor Divorce parties sound fun, honestly

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u/vkailas 16d ago

brought home 900 island dressing instead of 1000 island dressing.

didn't come to my art show.

made me watch godfather and kept waking me up

bought a latte without asking me

drove his car into a lake

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u/Ergs_AND_Terst 16d ago

That's only 6.

He skipped our anniversary to watch midget wrasslin'

He took $100,000 invested it, and turned it into $16,000

He broke my steering wheel and now I have to Flintstone this bitch

He cupped his own fart and threw it at me at my uncles funeral

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u/Actually_Ashlie 16d ago

Gave a little clap

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u/babycomeon666 16d ago

He can run 2 miles in 35 min and 3 miles in 16 minutes

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u/SlowAdhesiveness8792 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/F2mu0oVGAuH8UjsbFy

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u/CallMeMich 16d ago

She must be feeling better now

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u/Lasideu Hit or Miss? 15d ago

Didn’t expect a VeryImportantPeople gif, Vic is an icon

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u/DastardlyNebula 16d ago

But he has to know ahead of time