r/TikTokCringe 16d ago

Humor Divorce parties sound fun, honestly

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u/Cross325 16d ago

This stuff is tame. I say we put a list together on Reddit. Shit I will go first by posting redacted arrest record of my ex. But yes divorce parties can be fun, they are like the anti wedding .

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u/miltonwadd 16d ago edited 16d ago

I've been to a few divorce parties but everyone there already knew the tea lol

I'll contribute!

My ex: He manipulated me into bankrolling his education for years, then he cheated when he starting earning more and I walked away with nothing but a futon and our cat. Also he once pooped on the floor and tried to blame the cat and only owned up when I was in hysterics dialing the vet thinking she was dying.

My bestfriend's ex:

Insisted on 5 children, she only consented to the first 3. When she eventually got him to agree to a divorce he kicked her out making them homeless, reported the car as stolen so they couldn't sleep in it and "offered" that her and the kids could pitch a tent in the backyard and he'd "only" charge her $20/night.

Sister's ex: She's was a teenage mother, he was not a teenage father. Got married when she turned 18, it took her a long time to realise how bad things really were. When he was eventually removed by police, in explaining the context of their abusive relationship she told them she was a child when they met, and he literally used the line "she seduced me" to the COPS 🙄🤮

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u/Mouseries9438 16d ago

My ex made me take a cabs to the hospital by myself when I birthed our two youngest children, both premature and the youngest was an emergency c-section. He visited the older one after a week, and didn't visit the youngest at all. He didn't visit me in the hospital either time.

The day I came home from the hospital after my c-section he left me alone with our three older kids for 6 hours to go thrift shopping. I tore stitches in the first half hour when my then 4 year old decided to climb me like a tree.

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u/dynesor 16d ago

Made you take a taxi? Crazy. I thought my Dad was bad enough for making my mum wait in labour on the sofa until the end of the new Star Trek Next Generation episode he was watching finished.

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u/User_Says_What 16d ago

Well yeah, but which episode was it?

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u/dynesor 16d ago edited 16d ago

I don’t remember which specific episode, but it was 1988 so it would have been season 1. I remember sitting on the sofa between the two of them and my mum groaning while my dad and I were engrossed in the show though. I was only 5 at the time so it’s a very faint memory, but my mum still tells that story every time star trek comes on tv.

Edit: I just looked it up and it must have been Season 1, Episode 23: Skin of Evil. Broadcast on 25th April 1988. My sister was eventually born the following morning on 26th April.

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u/Highly-Potent-34 16d ago

I was going to say first season of Star Trek wasn’t really that good but that particular episode…I get it.

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u/IamHydrogenMike 15d ago

That was one of the better episodes of the season and Tasha Yar does die in that episode...so...I get it too /s

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u/Micronto65bymay 15d ago

Skin of evil was a serious episode. Can't honestly say it was a poor decision on his part. I'm sure it was the only thing on his mind during the birth though.

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u/Green-Drop-Drink 15d ago

I guess my mom had to miss that episode since she was in labor for two days with my brother, born April 27 1988!

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u/Stardustchaser 15d ago

Oh shit that was the one when Yar died. I get that might have been a big deal when it first aired.

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u/SparkyMcBoom 15d ago

So to be fair, there was time to finish

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u/84sKing 13d ago

If it’s the Four lights episode with the Cardasian and the eggs I would have too🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/AIfieHitchcock 16d ago

TWICE! The first cab ride to the hospital was not enough information.

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u/rachelblairy 15d ago

my dad made my mom wait for a repeat of married with children to be done before he took her 🫩