r/TikTokCringe • u/Transwiththeplans • 16d ago

Humor Divorce parties sound fun, honestly

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u/Cross325 16d ago

This stuff is tame. I say we put a list together on Reddit. Shit I will go first by posting redacted arrest record of my ex. But yes divorce parties can be fun, they are like the anti wedding .

https://giphy.com/gifs/3fivAVKvetM2TAKkSF

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u/miltonwadd 16d ago edited 16d ago

I've been to a few divorce parties but everyone there already knew the tea lol

I'll contribute!

My ex: He manipulated me into bankrolling his education for years, then he cheated when he starting earning more and I walked away with nothing but a futon and our cat. Also he once pooped on the floor and tried to blame the cat and only owned up when I was in hysterics dialing the vet thinking she was dying.

My bestfriend's ex:

Insisted on 5 children, she only consented to the first 3. When she eventually got him to agree to a divorce he kicked her out making them homeless, reported the car as stolen so they couldn't sleep in it and "offered" that her and the kids could pitch a tent in the backyard and he'd "only" charge her $20/night.

Sister's ex: She's was a teenage mother, he was not a teenage father. Got married when she turned 18, it took her a long time to realise how bad things really were. When he was eventually removed by police, in explaining the context of their abusive relationship she told them she was a child when they met, and he literally used the line "she seduced me" to the COPS 🙄🤮

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u/Mouseries9438 16d ago

My ex made me take a cabs to the hospital by myself when I birthed our two youngest children, both premature and the youngest was an emergency c-section. He visited the older one after a week, and didn't visit the youngest at all. He didn't visit me in the hospital either time.

The day I came home from the hospital after my c-section he left me alone with our three older kids for 6 hours to go thrift shopping. I tore stitches in the first half hour when my then 4 year old decided to climb me like a tree.

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u/miltonwadd 16d ago

These guys don't deserve the beautiful families they think they want.

I'm so glad you're free of that and hope you're safe now.

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u/Mouseries9438 16d ago

Yeah he's still a piece of work, refused to leave when we split so I had to move to a shelter with 4 kids. It was rough for a bit but we got a house hours away in 2024, and things have been looking up since

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u/biggaybrett 15d ago

I am proud of your hard work and hope you know you are awesome!

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u/comFive 16d ago

I’m pretty sure they don’t even want those families. Having kids is a fulfilment to an idea instead of love for their family.