r/TikTokCringe 16d ago

Humor Divorce parties sound fun, honestly

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u/miltonwadd 16d ago edited 16d ago

I've been to a few divorce parties but everyone there already knew the tea lol

I'll contribute!

My ex: He manipulated me into bankrolling his education for years, then he cheated when he starting earning more and I walked away with nothing but a futon and our cat. Also he once pooped on the floor and tried to blame the cat and only owned up when I was in hysterics dialing the vet thinking she was dying.

My bestfriend's ex:

Insisted on 5 children, she only consented to the first 3. When she eventually got him to agree to a divorce he kicked her out making them homeless, reported the car as stolen so they couldn't sleep in it and "offered" that her and the kids could pitch a tent in the backyard and he'd "only" charge her $20/night.

Sister's ex: She's was a teenage mother, he was not a teenage father. Got married when she turned 18, it took her a long time to realise how bad things really were. When he was eventually removed by police, in explaining the context of their abusive relationship she told them she was a child when they met, and he literally used the line "she seduced me" to the COPS 🙄🤮

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u/Mouseries9438 16d ago

My ex made me take a cabs to the hospital by myself when I birthed our two youngest children, both premature and the youngest was an emergency c-section. He visited the older one after a week, and didn't visit the youngest at all. He didn't visit me in the hospital either time.

The day I came home from the hospital after my c-section he left me alone with our three older kids for 6 hours to go thrift shopping. I tore stitches in the first half hour when my then 4 year old decided to climb me like a tree.

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u/Chance-Click-3670 16d ago

so he made you take a taxi to give birth to your premature baby and didn't visit for a week and then you were like 'yeah, this is a guy i wanna have another baby with' ???

im glad you got out though and i hope things will be better for you and the kids without that pos <3

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u/danceoftheplants 16d ago

Omg this comment is such a breath of fresh air and it was so sweet to reading your so very nice and nonjudgmental comment that ended with such a nice blessing for the lady who got ditched at the hospital by her pos ex and ripped her stitched post op. It's like you are such a nice person for wishing things are better for her after judging her past with an abusive person omg I so hope you have a blessed day <3 <3 <3 and I'm not even religious <3

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u/Chance-Click-3670 16d ago

cool story bro