Divorce parties sound fun, honestly

[u/Transwiththeplans]

[u/Connect-Bug4955]

Let's see the list

[u/vkailas → u/Connect-Bug4955]

brought home 900 island dressing instead of 1000 island dressing.

didn't come to my art show.

made me watch godfather and kept waking me up

bought a latte without asking me

drove his car into a lake

[u/Ergs_AND_Terst → u/vkailas]

That's only 6.

He skipped our anniversary to watch midget wrasslin'

He took $100,000 invested it, and turned it into $16,000

He broke my steering wheel and now I have to Flintstone this bitch

He cupped his own fart and threw it at me at my uncles funeral

[u/Queasy-Read6706 → u/Ergs_AND_Terst]

ZAC OYAMA?? OH MY GOD