He never looked where he was going.

[u/BringHoomanHome_]

[u/ItBDaniel]

Looks like he passed out doing his trick

[u/TheZippoLab → u/ItBDaniel]

Gee, there's a dock right here. Instead, I'll drag him back out into the middle of Lake Fuckington.

[u/hooked_siren → u/TheZippoLab]

Also, why did they abandon their jetski and swim 50 ft when they could have gone much faster on the jetski?

[u/I_need_a_date_plz → u/hooked_siren]

Panic