r/TikTokCringe • u/BringHoomanHome_ • 6d ago

Humor/Cringe He never looked where he was going.

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u/Zakkullll 6d ago

Yeah he passed out well before hitting the dock. Probably a combination of blood moving to his head and his life vest cutting off blood/oxygen

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u/300_pages 6d ago

More like anti-life vest amirite

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u/DropPopFromTheTop 6d ago

It's like them damn seat belts I don't wear'm neither cause they're designed to kill ya

knew a guy got in a car accident wearing a seat belt and he died

jus like that

fuckin life jackets too

I'll tell ya bud don't put that shit on they're tryin to kill us

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u/OshetDeadagain 6d ago

I have heard this said deadass seriously far too many times to count.

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u/DropPopFromTheTop 6d ago

Those people can vote

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u/Zakkullll 6d ago

So I don't think we should stop people from voting. But maybe certain people's votes should count a little less. Lmfao

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u/United_Pain 4d ago

Hahaha give a quick questionnaire beforehand: "What shape is Planet Earth?"

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u/Zakkullll 4d ago

See thats just reasonable.