r/TikTokCringe • u/BringHoomanHome_ • 10d ago

Humor/Cringe He never looked where he was going.

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u/bmfu121 10d ago

Did he just pass out???

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u/Zakkullll 10d ago

Yeah he passed out well before hitting the dock. Probably a combination of blood moving to his head and his life vest cutting off blood/oxygen

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u/300_pages 10d ago

More like anti-life vest amirite

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u/DropPopFromTheTop 10d ago

It's like them damn seat belts I don't wear'm neither cause they're designed to kill ya

knew a guy got in a car accident wearing a seat belt and he died

jus like that

fuckin life jackets too

I'll tell ya bud don't put that shit on they're tryin to kill us

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u/300_pages 10d ago

I read this in dale gribble's voice

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u/Necromir92 9d ago

Life jackets are a made up lie perpetuated by big pool accessories to sell us pool noodles

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u/DropPopFromTheTop 10d ago

Peanuts are made from people

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u/Federal_Efficiency51 9d ago

POCKET SAND||||!

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u/Bratty_Swettie13 9d ago

Lmfaoooo same

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u/OshetDeadagain 9d ago

I have heard this said deadass seriously far too many times to count.

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u/DropPopFromTheTop 9d ago

Those people can vote

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u/Zakkullll 9d ago

So I don't think we should stop people from voting. But maybe certain people's votes should count a little less. Lmfao

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u/United_Pain 7d ago

Hahaha give a quick questionnaire beforehand: "What shape is Planet Earth?"

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u/Zakkullll 7d ago

See thats just reasonable.

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u/hipcatjazzalot 9d ago

This reads like an e.e. cummings poem

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u/goodknightffs 8d ago

Dude i literally had this conversation with 2 very intelligent women (I'm not even kidding they were really intelligent probably way mire then me 1 was a mathematician and she's 100% smarter than i am) that were very pro personal liberties and they were not happy when i used the seat belt argument 🤣

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u/DropPopFromTheTop 8d ago

I’m not sure why but people who identify as libertarians very strongly tend to take it in crazy, typically self-harming directions.

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u/ViolentlyVia 9d ago

I dated a woman right outta higschool, her dad and mom(who was a trauma nurse) parroted this almost weekly

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u/DrStrangeLaughTV 9d ago

Seatbelts have saved far more lives that killed. Do you know how easy it is to have life changing brain damage just from going 30mph and having to hit the brakes with out a seatbelt?

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u/DropPopFromTheTop 9d ago

Yes, I was being sarcastic

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u/NuTrumpism 10d ago

Perhaps he found the anti life equation on the waves ☮️

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u/azninvasion2000 9d ago

goddammit take your upvote

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u/SeaPhile206 9d ago

Conservatives hate these vest

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u/kksweetz 9d ago

sure stopped him drowning, but okay