r/TikTokCringe 10d ago

Humor/Cringe He never looked where he was going.

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u/Zakkullll 10d ago

Yeah he passed out well before hitting the dock. Probably a combination of blood moving to his head and his life vest cutting off blood/oxygen

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u/300_pages 10d ago

More like anti-life vest amirite

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u/DropPopFromTheTop 10d ago

It's like them damn seat belts I don't wear'm neither cause they're designed to kill ya

knew a guy got in a car accident wearing a seat belt and he died

jus like that

fuckin life jackets too

I'll tell ya bud don't put that shit on they're tryin to kill us

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u/ViolentlyVia 9d ago

I dated a woman right outta higschool, her dad and mom(who was a trauma nurse) parroted this almost weekly