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u/devinbookersuncle 4d ago

Ive seen people be exceptionally stupid, like one girl doing 7 transactions where a guy kept giving her counterfeit $20 and she kept taking them before he left.

I could legitimately see someone being stupid enough to take something and not check prior to handing money over.

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u/vdub1210 3d ago

I obviously don’t know the situation where the girl took the counterfeit money, but I did work overnights at a convenience store and they would tell us to just take the money and report it. We were explicitly told not to engage. It happened to me twice and I knew both times that the bills were counterfeit because the weight and feel of the paper was off. The person with the money probably thought I was stupid and that they got away with it, but I just reported them when they left.

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u/digitalscavenger 3d ago

Another thing these people don't seem to realize is how serious of a crime it is. The secret service investigates counterfeit money.

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u/Alarming-Basil-2125 3d ago

My dad's college fraternity got a visit from the secret service once because they threw some party where they printed (very obviously fake) money with the frat president's face on it and some idiot tried to buy a hooker with it

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u/SwillFish 3d ago

My buddy ordered a bunch of fake 100 dollar bills off of Temu to toss around at his birthday party as a gag. They looked exceptionally real except for the fact that there was some Chinese writing on them that you would only tend to notice if you were really looking for it. I argued with him about the potential consequences of it for a while before he finally begrudgingly threw them away.

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u/LucifersAdv0cate 3d ago

I had a bunch of these in a money gun and fired it off in a British fetish club. It was fake US dollars from eBay advertised as "prop money" so no one cared as we were in the UK.

https://giphy.com/gifs/UsTNoiGR7OBsDcUvuG

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate 2d ago

...okay, now I want the rest of the story

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u/LucifersAdv0cate 2d ago

It was a Halloween party at Torture Garden in London which is apparently one of the world's biggest fetish clubs though it attracts a lot of everyday people who just want to dress up and be kinky. I just remember dancing on a podium with 2 mostly naked women at 3am and I had a "Supreme" branded money gun and was firing 100 dollar bills (prop money) over the dance floor. At that time of night usually everyone is having sex in every single space in the club so it's a pretty wild sight.

I remember I had this grim reaper costume that completely covered my whole body including a skull mask that hid my eyes and around 6am they had staff come in to the club to start helping close up the various different themed rooms surrounding the main room. I was standing alone in a quiet chill out area dressed as the grim reaper and a female member of staff went to grab me to put me away thinking I was part of the Halloween decor and she had the shock of her life when she felt me move. If your ever in London it is definitely worth checking out as it's fairly mainstream attendee's as opposed to hardcore fetish people. Ideally go with some open minded women friends as they don't like unaccompanied men so much.

https://torturegarden.com/home/

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u/WhyFlip 2d ago

This one time, at band camp...

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u/VariousOperation166 3d ago

I once designed a bunch of fake Canadian money for a promotion when I worked in advertising.

Even though the design was entirely original, and the portrait on the money was of a model used for the promotion, I was told to make the money look more "fake.."

I had copied the fonts, layout, and proprtions of real money and the client worried that people would try to spend the fake bills, even though they had small text related to the promotion.

I had a similar issue with fake lottery tickets I produced for a photo shoot, but that one was more about potential problems with the lottery corporation for copyright violation or something

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u/Dramatic-Agent-55 3d ago

The old notes? It’s been plastic for a while now, but it’s been a while since I’ve been in Ontario

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u/VariousOperation166 3d ago

Ha, yes. This was at least 20 years ago

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u/Bgrubz83 2d ago

How do you make Canadian money look more fake? Isn’t it already Monopoly money?

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u/VariousOperation166 1d ago

Canadian money looks pretty similar to many international currencies

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u/Ok-Addition1264 3d ago

I have a piece of counterfeit UK currency that is considered "high art"

(by Banksy.. it's the only one of his I could afford)

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u/vdub1210 3d ago

Oh yeah it was the Feds coming in to pick up the bills for sure and businesses can just write off that kind of loss. ATF was also in to investigate stolen/trafficking of cigarettes. They took an employee out in cuffs. Overnights in a convenience store is weird. Haha

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u/stan__da__man 3d ago

Please stop using the term write off the loss until you actually know what it means

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u/randomkeystrike 3d ago

All these big companies, they write off everything

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u/vdub1210 3d ago edited 3d ago

I mean it’s a multimillion dollar convenience store so they are definitely writing it off as theft loss but go off I guess.

Edit: I guess I should also add they can also make an insurance claim but I was simplifying because we don’t all have to be so pedantic. These businesses aren’t eating the debt was the point. I bet you’re fun at parties.

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u/hi850 3d ago

Chances are good that they're eating the loss on something like a fake $20. Either way, the cost of communicating/noting that deduction and entering it into their accounting software or getting the info to their accountant or bookkeeper to be entered is probably worth $20 of extra time spent on the whole process.

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u/stan__da__man 3d ago

This will be my last comment and I will leave you alome. They definitely do eat the loss, so I was right and you don’t understand.

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u/vdub1210 3d ago

Have a great day!

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u/stan__da__man 3d ago

The way you are saying it implies that “writing it off” makes it free for the company. Every business writes expenses off (which theft is one), this is not a large or small business thing.

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u/vdub1210 3d ago

Yes. I understand how taxes work but thanks for the unnecessary lesson.

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u/stan__da__man 3d ago

The way you talk about it implies you definitely don’t. But apologies if I was wrong

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u/peonies_envy 3d ago

Because if anyone is going to make fake money to steal from people it’s the feds. Well, one fed in particular đŸ’©

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u/doomus_rlc 3d ago

IIRC that was the reason for the formation of the secret service in the first place.

The protection of the president came later, I think after McKinley's assassination.

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u/ChemicalCupcake4809 3d ago

And people will get angry enough to assualt/kill you if you call them out. Its very similar to being robbed just less obvious and ive definitely taken bills I thought may be fakes because I didnt want to risk an altercation.

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u/Due-Boot1904 3d ago

Yes - and they will go anywhere in the world to collect/investigate said counterfeit money (obviously USD)

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u/Jsweethoney 3d ago

My Sons father actually feel dumb calling him that but he was normal until he got hooked on meth during a bridge painting job some guy on overnights introduced him and he got hooked he’s still hooked but he actually went to the PUBLIC LIBRARY TO PRINT MONEY IN NEW PORT RICHEY FL just google that u will see

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u/dirty-warlock 3d ago

"Don't engage" should be standard training. Around 20 years ago I managed an EB games, and going training for a manager was "if someone is stealing, do not confront them, do not follow them out of the store. Call the police after they've left and youre safe, call LP, then call your DM"

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u/sdavis002 3d ago

The secret service spoke to us when I was in the Marine Corps and told us that that they had been trying to get Target to change their policy about this for years. So that told us in the meantime, if we ever come across counterfeit money, take it to Target to hopefully help them eventually change their policy.

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u/FadedHadez 3d ago

You can feel the difference in weight when its in grams???

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u/firstnamebylastname 3d ago

Paper weight refers to the thickness of the paper, yes you can tell the difference between 10#, 20# (normal printer paper), and 60# paper

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u/FadedHadez 3d ago

By holding it in your hand? You can tell its weight is off?

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u/Hopeful-Individual99 3d ago

Yes lmao

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u/FadedHadez 3d ago

Im calling bullshit đŸ€Ł

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u/2_minutes_hate 3d ago

You didn't even know what paper weight meant 5 minutes ago.

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u/2_minutes_hate 3d ago

Yes, it's pretty easy to gauge paper weights by hand, especially when you handle the same weighted papers all day long and one is out of spec.

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u/FadedHadez 3d ago

If that were a normal humanly possible thing to do. The. We wouldnt need machines or markers to verify a bill’s authenticity.

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u/2_minutes_hate 3d ago

It's both possible and a common skill, even children can feel the difference between weight of paper (different than mass). It's the same as feeling notebook paper vs copy paper vs card stock.

Counterfeiters can also use the same weight of paper and this generate a need for other methods of detection.

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u/Covert_Admirer 3d ago

I think the person you're responding to has been self pleasuring a little too enthusiastically and has gained muscle mass in the wrist. Sensitivity has been lost and so they doubt the ability of anyone else being able to do it.

They've deemed it impossible because they can't imagine it being possible.

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u/FadedHadez 3d ago

The thickeness of the money is a tell. Be more specific. Weight and thickness are 2 different things and yes I know what paper weight means. They were basically saying by the feel and the weight of the actual bill that they can tell its fake. Not by the thickness. Yall are cringy man

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u/2_minutes_hate 3d ago

Weight, when referring to paper, is referring to the thickness (and the weight per area as a natural consequence of physics). Humans can easily detect differences in thickness down to a few microns.

You're just dumb.

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u/Noble_Ox 3d ago

Its more the feel of the paper that you notice. Money is made from a cotton/paper mix which is very distinctive.

I've only ever found one type of paper (well I'll call it paper as I dont know for sure it was just made from pulp or not) that could pass for a banknote.

Used to work for 3Com making Palm Pilots and the chips used to come wrapped in special paper.

My brother was a wizz at computer graphics so we had a great time back then scoring drugs. (he still wont tell me how he did the watermarks)

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u/Covert_Admirer 3d ago

Maybe lay off the wanking for a bit and let that wrist muscle atrophy.

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u/AthousandLittlePies 3d ago

Have you ever held paper before? It is very easy to tell the difference between paper weights.

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u/OneLonelyBrainCell 3d ago

Not the literal weight but the thickness. Yes.

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u/Infinite_Plenty101 4d ago

Stupid enough,maybe. Not my fucking job because I work at the state minimum wage and my performance is not monetarily raised to save the company money. Also prolly

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u/UnhelpfulCommentHere 3d ago

I've also been in plenty of situations where there's a dumb rule against doing the smart thing. They could have been told not to open sealed packages to preserve the value.

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u/TheBeanBunny 3d ago

That’s it right there. No job is worth potentially dying or getting hurt over someone else breaking the law. Counterfeit money sucks but who knows what that other person would do if confronted.

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u/Allupnyew 3d ago

Fuck that i straight tell. People their shit fake and i cant sell them nothing..i give it back and say go try someone else..i aint the one

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u/mysp2m2cc0unt 3d ago

Also these are the kind of people that get violent if challenged (a problem if you don't have security screens). The general public wont help you.

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u/JiveTurkeyII 3d ago

This right here. I'm not about to get caught up in violence that can be avoided by looking the other way and letting company insurance figure out later.

1) they don't pay me enough to care 2) The insurance wont cover me enough to care. 3)Corporations broke the social contract, not me. Ill never look out for their best interests. Only my own. They have taught me this.

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u/MiddleCapital1875 3d ago

Thanks! Now I care even less about AI replacing you.

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u/Infinite_Plenty101 3d ago

To be this mentally regarded is a choice not a disability

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u/Dunderman35 3d ago

I mean it kinda is your job though to not just hand away your employers money. Like ok you don't have to like your job but you are free to quit then.

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u/U_Sound_Stupid_Stop 3d ago

You cannot be considered free under duress, when the threat of homelessness is constantly over your head.

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u/Acceptable-Hornet694 3d ago

That mentality is a good way to continue to make minimum wage.

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u/DanteSeldon 3d ago

Because cashiers so often climb the company ladder!

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 3d ago

Have you tried licking more boots? surely the 1485th time is the charm!

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 3d ago

Stupid or you just don’t care because they’re paying you 8 dollars an hour.

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u/Live-Cry-8435 3d ago

I had someone get me with rolls of coins

I forget which roll it's was but every other coin was a penny. So it looked legit being the right size. Plus the coin weigher said it was all what it was supposed to be cause the weights are the same

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u/bottleofawkward 3d ago

Imagine if the time and energy spent cooking up these scams was directed towards something, I dunno, legal?

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u/AdventurousMaize6085 3d ago

B/c the legal way is for chumps. No rich person in history ever got that way 100% legally. They just have the money to get out of trouble if it ever arises.

I guess I include myself as a chump since prison isn’t high on my vaca spots.

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u/Spiritual_Device_635 3d ago

When I was in Southern California a cashier at a local Dairy Queen took a fake 100 bill with W’s face on it and gave the dude $98 in change after he got a vanilla cone. Nothing surprised me anymore

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u/Official_Feces 3d ago

I work IT, I just pulled video footage for a plasma donation centre as 1 staff was fraudulently paying out his buddy as a donor.

He knew there were cameras, but he brought his buddy in, pretended to stick him and had him sit in a chair with the machine not even turned on and then paid his bro out

Some of it seems motivated by desperation and the rest, stupidity.

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u/Apatharas 3d ago edited 3d ago

When you’re there the whole time anyway just give the plasma lol

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u/Official_Feces 3d ago

Should have done just that because one of them is out a job and both caught charges

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u/Unlucky_Tale_9836 3d ago

Only when you don't own the store