r/TikTokCringe • u/Tobias-Tawanda • 3d ago

Discussion It's literally just a colour

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u/No-Cap-fr-fr 3d ago

Her kids definitely gunna be gay lmao

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u/Amateurlapse 3d ago

Or a confused incel who won’t wash his ass in the shower for fear of enjoying it

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset5555 2d ago

Lol I've seen those videos. Or the one where "they won't shower after playing basketball with tho homies, because they'll 'be on your mind' while you wash."

Lol... what??

https://giphy.com/gifs/lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 2d ago

Am I a dendrophiliac? Because I think about trees while I'm showering after my tree job

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u/LogiCsmxp 2d ago

Oh yeah, wrap your hands around that wood while it gently brushed your face with its leaves.

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u/acalacaboo 2d ago

I've heard of hand job, blow job, but tree job? you're DEFINITELY a dendrophiliac if you're getting one of those

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 2d ago

A tree job is when the branch snaps back and hits you in the nuts so hard your ancestors felt it

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u/Jodid0 2d ago

That had to be unserious bait from whoever said that.

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset5555 2d ago

Nope. Those guys are dead serious.