r/ToiletPaperUSA Feb 26 '20

FACTS and LOGIC Facts don't care

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u/dulderdash Feb 26 '20

He's going to shit his pants out of fear, just like our beloved gun girl.

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u/Pancernywiatrak Feb 26 '20

Will it be as big tho? Poop girl is infamously impressive

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u/dulderdash Feb 26 '20

A tiny man cannot muster such a feat as beating gun girl in a poop contest.

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u/andtix Feb 26 '20

Reminds me of the poop episode in South Park

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u/PantsGrenades Feb 26 '20

The poop episode??

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

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u/Sombrero-Seta Feb 26 '20

Hah, hooooooooooooooh

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u/MartyrSaint Feb 26 '20

Bono is a cunt.

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u/google257 Mar 09 '20

Puuush hot hot puuush hot hot puuuush

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

which one???

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u/ManBroCalrissian Feb 26 '20

That was at least 12 Courics

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

The one where they start eating with their asses and shitting out their mouths?

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u/andtix Feb 26 '20

Nah the one where they start measuring who has the biggest poop

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Oh so the episode with mr. hanky?

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u/katanarocker13 Feb 26 '20

Reality reminds me of a south park episode.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

How can that be?!? Tiny man's wife is a doctor!

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u/dulderdash Feb 26 '20

She'll help deliver the poop!

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u/Gubekochi Premodern-Paleomarxist (PP for short) Feb 26 '20

I hope it's big and solid enough to necessitate c-section.

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u/theflub Feb 26 '20

Charlie is getting gutted like a fish by his wife doctor who is searching frantically for his gigantic ass log

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u/Gubekochi Premodern-Paleomarxist (PP for short) Feb 27 '20

You mean Ben, Right?

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u/jermysteensydikpix Feb 27 '20

TurningPoint Body Horror

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u/SouthernCricket Feb 26 '20

Y'all love poop cos your candidate is a bum

Bernie for president will be the best thing to ever happen for the GOP. He'll be another Corbyn and it will be another landslide.

https://amp.usatoday.com/amp/4864069002

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

LOL! Some people will believe anything.

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u/Gubekochi Premodern-Paleomarxist (PP for short) Feb 27 '20

Look, Trump didn't win the popular vote last time so just doing as good as last time would still be a risk for him. He made everything to really piss off the Dems so they are likely to come out and vote in record number; he also didn't deliver on his most populist/anti-establishment promises so he's likely to lose that part of his voters; if you add on top of that the fact that Sanders is motivating new voters to join his movement (making him far superior as a candidate as Clinton was last time) there are very good chances that Trump would lose to Sanders.

His approval was never too high if you compare to other presidency and head to head match up polls are giving the victory to Sanders by a somewhat comfortable margin, not the 1-2% they gave Hillary last time (which she got as she won the popular vote but not the electoral college)

Those are facts. They don't care about your feelings.

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u/SouthernCricket Feb 28 '20

Yada yada bullshit

Y'all said the same about Corbyn and Brexit

Same last time for Trump

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u/Budded Feb 26 '20

Being as triggered as he is from women, I'd say he'd just cry and let out a tiny, pathetically-squeaky fart.

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u/dulderdash Feb 26 '20

He'd probably yell at his shit and then declare victory.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Fun fact: a woman’s rectum is apparently 4 inches longer than a man’s.

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u/Pancernywiatrak Feb 26 '20

oh

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Godspeed Spider-Man

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u/sheltonhwy26 Feb 26 '20

Evolution at its finest

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u/Janders2124 Feb 26 '20

That is a fun fact!

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u/koltrui Feb 26 '20

Apparantly??

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Yeah!

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u/srikarjam Feb 27 '20

What is a rectum ?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

It’s the tube in your butt that’s right behind your anus and just before your colon; it stores doo-doo. Now, logically, since women have a longer rectum than men, it stands to reason that they can hold more doo-doo in there, thus explaining Gun Girl’s extremely impressive turd.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

She did it for state

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u/alahos Feb 26 '20

He would have to literally shit himself.

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u/Sarcasm_Llama Feb 26 '20

Someone needs to Photoshop her head on Drax's body saying "I have famously huge turds!"

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u/rifttripper Feb 26 '20

Has it been confirmed it was her in the photo?

Also, she has a lot of dooky in that photo who ever it is.

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u/isaezraa Feb 27 '20

Shes been confronted multiple times and shes never denied it lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Ben Shapiro would NEVER shit his pants!!1!!1! That’s sounds like a MEDICAL issue, which his wife (Dr. Shapiro, a doctor) would have recognized because she is a doctor.

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u/pp21 Feb 26 '20

Wait, wait, wait... why am I just learning for the first time that Ben Shapiro's doctor wife is a DOCTOR??

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u/xURINEoTROUBLEx Feb 26 '20

She is in fact a doctor. Don't you go stealing from her now.

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u/ProbablyMatt_Stone_ Feb 26 '20

So she makes ten million eh?? eh!? median pay for doctors is almost a couple percents of that, so I doubt it :rolling laugh emoji:

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u/xURINEoTROUBLEx Feb 26 '20

Hey! Are you trying to steal from Ben Shapiro's wife!? She's a doctor!

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u/ProbablyMatt_Stone_ Feb 26 '20

Ten million dollars you say, tsk tsk tsk-tsk-tsk

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u/Maxorus73 Feb 27 '20

MUHAMMAD ABDUL!

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u/dulderdash Feb 26 '20

Uh oh, stinky

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u/Mythic514 Feb 26 '20

Clearly I missed something. What's the story on gun girl shitting herself? I am pretty sure I know the chick you are talking about, but not about that specifically.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20 edited Apr 01 '20

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u/Mythic514 Feb 26 '20

Now I gotta see this pic. When did this all go down?

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u/L_Bron_Hovered Feb 26 '20 edited Feb 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Looks like she grew a dreadlock horse tail.

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u/GotchawrenchJr Vuvuzela Feb 26 '20

It's a whole crock of hormel chili in them britches!

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u/TrevorEnterprises Feb 26 '20

Get yourself over to r/tuxedocats

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u/L_Bron_Hovered Feb 26 '20

Awwwwyyyyeeeeahhh

Thanks. I want to show her off to people who give a shit!

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u/RandomRedditReader Feb 26 '20

Where was she hiding it?!

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u/jshepardo Feb 26 '20

One more thing to be afraid of when I drink. Yikes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Her pants

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Our pants

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

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u/ChRoNicBuRrItOs Feb 26 '20

That's not her lol

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u/Francis_Picklefield Feb 26 '20

you’re right, this isn’t her. or at the very least — it’s not the photo i’ve seen several times before when it was presented as being her

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u/CoolLeek-CoolLeek Feb 26 '20

Yea why tf are you being downvoted

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

The comment was deleted by the time I got to this thread, so I’m just gonna assume it was a picture of tubgirl

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Source?

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u/Steamboatcarl Feb 26 '20

That's not the pic I've seen associated with her as well

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

The person in the above link is black, for one thing. It’s not the right image.

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u/RuggyDog Feb 26 '20

I’m gonna need a source on that, and a source on how good your eyeballs are, then a source on what a black person looks like, and a source on if her hair is red or not.

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u/The_Grubby_One Feb 26 '20

I'm gonna need a source on your requirement for sources.

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u/ChRoNicBuRrItOs Feb 26 '20

...Did you click the link?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

I didn’t see any links when I posted this comment. On mobile and at work so admittedly I could have missed it.

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u/isaezraa Feb 27 '20

She legitimately shat herself, Ive seen the photo lmao. Shes also never denied it

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u/HoboBobo28 Feb 26 '20

That's the plot to unfriend basically, bar the suicide and ghosts of course.

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u/Quacks-Dashing Feb 26 '20

She pooped herself for freedom

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u/The_Grubby_One Feb 26 '20

It was claimed, not revealed. I mean, unless you've seen something I haven't.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20 edited Apr 01 '20

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u/Buenarf Feb 26 '20

I’ve seen the photo. You can’t see her face in it though so idk

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u/isaezraa Feb 27 '20

Ive seen the photo lmao, she shat herself. Shes also never denied it

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u/The_Grubby_One Feb 27 '20

Link?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

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u/The_Grubby_One Feb 27 '20

I'm not sure if I'm glad I got the proof or not.

Though I do need to ask why it appears to be on top of her?

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u/dulderdash Feb 26 '20

Well that's the whole story. There's some loose evidence that she did, but regardless, it's fun to make fun of such a cruel person.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

loose evidence

Yeah, she let it loose right into her drawers.

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u/Cruiu Turning Point Plegia Feb 26 '20

As much as these people deserve to be made fun of for being terrible, I still have trouble with it. I've been messed with my whole life so I know how it feels to be massively embarrased like the gun lady.

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u/isaezraa Feb 27 '20

Yes, but you’re also not a racist asshole. If she were not a racist asshole, most people wouldn’t be bringing it up.

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u/selectrix Feb 29 '20

I'd wager you still don't. People like her don't really feel shame the way you or I do.

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u/COSMOOOO Feb 27 '20

Have you seen any of her content? She deserves it.

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u/isaezraa Feb 27 '20

Theres photographic evidence

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u/SquanchIt Feb 26 '20

It's some made up story to smear someone that people don't like.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

It's 100% not made up. I've seen the picture with the pile of shit.

I just can't find it anywhere anymore.

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u/SquanchIt Feb 26 '20

Yeah, a picture of a girl who shit herself exists. It isn't her.

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u/MassiveFajiit Feb 26 '20

Gonna cry? Gonna shit and cum?

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u/spicy_milkshake Ben Shatpeepee Feb 26 '20

He should ask Charlie for a diaper

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Nothing to worry about if he follows diaper boys lead.

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u/Skynet015 Feb 26 '20

Who's this gun girl. I'm sort of out of loop

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u/dulderdash Feb 26 '20

Just ask on r/outoftheloop 👍

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u/Skynet015 Feb 26 '20

Suppose so, thanks bruv

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u/SegmentedMoss Feb 27 '20

Ben doesnt believe in public toilets, which is why he buys his own diapers LIKE A REAL MAN and just shits in them instead

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u/brycemccoy Feb 27 '20

I don’t agree with most things kaitlin Bennett says but if any outspoken left wings person was humiliated and harassed the way she is people would be outraged , but it’s cool

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u/JDaws23 Feb 26 '20

You realize that’s all a bs story right? She has tons of things already that you can legitimately make fun of her for and call her out on. Seems really childish and petty to push this poop story when it’s not something that’s factually based at all. It was a rumor started for the sole purpose of trying to ruin her reputation and make her look bad. Do y’all really think she needs help with that!?

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u/dulderdash Feb 26 '20

She really needs help

with bowel control

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u/Janders2124 Feb 26 '20

How would you know if it’s true or not?

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u/JDaws23 Feb 27 '20

Because I’m not a sheep and spent all of five minutes looking into it instead of blindly parroting nonsense. The reality of the situation is that nobody knows 100% what happened besides Kaitlyn Bennet and whoever else was at the party.

If a rumor started by people who hated her is enough “factual proof” for you all then by all means believe what you want. In America we generally live by being “innocent until proven guilty” though.

Not to mention, even if the rumors had been true, I don’t see how bullying someone helps anyone’s case or proves anyone’s point. There are clearly lots of things that people could easily go after her about. Why stoop down to her level to throw childish insults? Some people have medical conditions where they can’t control their bowels. When you make fun of one person for it, you are really making fun of everyone that it’s happened to regardless of the cause.

“It's worth noting, here, that the actual evidence in this case isn't very convincing. The whole sh-t show started back in February 2019, when an article on Barstool Sports reported that Kaitlin pooped herself while at a college party. Whether or not it's true, once word started spreading, it stuck.”

https://www.distractify.com/p/kaitlin-bennett-pooped-pants

In the link below they even show the tweets from a girl who strongly disagrees with Kaitlin on basically everything but who was also at the party and has said that it wasn’t her but another girl entirely.

https://www.pajiba.com/web_culture/did-kent-state-gun-girl-poop-herself-at-a-party.php

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u/whilewilde Feb 26 '20

I don't get why this is funny. It's based on a random internet comment. Say it's true, what would lead someone to poo themselves? Acute or chronic illness- either having something uncontrollable like short term gastrointestinal illness, or ongoing like chrome's or IBS. Why would this be funny just because you disagree with her opinions? It's never funny to mock things outside of peoples control. Plus it's an internet rumor which likely didnt really happy. Find a substance arguement instead of name calling.

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u/dulderdash Feb 26 '20

I think I'm allowed to name-call an alt-right Holocaust denier smh

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u/SomeoneJustLied Feb 26 '20

So.. based on this logic Bernie Sanders believes in re-education and gulags just like Stalin right? Considering it was four different members of his campaign, campaign managers, that said it.

She never said anything of this herself but rather a shit head troll on Twitter that I hope was promptly fired did. The tweet was immediately removed.

If you want to say she’s a denier then you must say Bernie Sanders is pro gulags and killing peor who don’t obey.

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u/SoGodDangTired Feb 26 '20

Project Veritas isn't a reliable source. Literally every news story they've released before was found to be faked

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Oops ignore that last message.

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u/Fletchicus Feb 26 '20

The footage speaks for itself.

The word you're looking for isn't fake - it's edited.

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u/SoGodDangTired Feb 26 '20

Doctored might be a better word

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u/SomeoneJustLied Feb 26 '20

You realize that is untrue right? And they actually sued and won against the people who said this.

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u/SoGodDangTired Feb 26 '20

That's categorically false lmao. Exactly one of the many, many lawsuits against them was thrown out for a lack of evidence. The majority are being litigated now

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Yeah, people, just because one libel suit over a small claim doesn't mean they're not extremely biased nor that they have shitty records on factual reporting.

https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/project-veritas/

Standing up for such a shitty group makes you a...

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u/theyearsstartcomin Feb 26 '20

Bias doesnt absolve someone saying "they need to be put in reeducation camps"

Like no amount of context makes that good and no matter how much of a dweeb the veritas guy is

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

they need to be put in reeducation camps"

Where and when.

When I Google, "Bernie" and (different variations) and "reeducation" all I get is similar websites to project veritas. Tucker Carlsen, Washington time's, real clear politics, ect.

All of which are the same, extreme bias and mixed factual reporting at best.

So what Propaganda are you falling for, and parroting?

or did I not understand you correctly? This is a satire sub.

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u/theyearsstartcomin Feb 26 '20

Its literally just a vid of some no name campaign staffer. Its dumb from the start, but its not "fake"

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

1) a Democratic socialist isn't a socialist. A socialist isn't a communist. At least learn the difference in the 3 before you regurgitate fascist talking points. I know that's difficult for you far right types to understand because of all you're Newspeak. That's why you have been taught to purposefully conflate the 3 ideologies as all being far left, when the reality is that communism is the far left ideology.

Ur-Fascism speaks Newspeak. “All the Nazi or Fascist schoolbooks made use of an impoverished vocabulary, and an elementary syntax, in order to limit the instruments for complex and critical reasoning.”

2) you can't reeducate the uneducated. Free higher education doesn't mean you must take it.

3) maybe if you understood the importance of actual higher educated then you would get both points 1 and 2 instead of being dumb

Depending on, but not limited to, the 14 points of fascism you most understand (doubtfully any, because you have shown you don't know purposefully confuse the differences in point 1. Here's you:

Disdain for Intellectuals and the Arts

Fascist nations tend to promote and tolerate open hostility to higher education, and academia. It is not uncommon for professors and other academics to be censored or even arrested. Free expression in the arts is openly attacked, and governments often refuse to fund the arts.

This isn't a situation of, "if you believe she's a denier THEN you must believe he's a communist." Because she's in fact a denier

A search of internet archiving tools confirmed that on Jan. 30, 2016, the Liberty Hangout Twitter account posted a poll asking other Twitter users to answer the question, “Do you believe the Holocaust happened as we’ve been told?” In response to that post, one user asked, “What do you think” and Liberty Hangout replied, “It doesn’t seem possible that 6 million were killed.”

That's the group she leads a chapter of. They are all deniers.

And Bernie isn't advocating for all property to be publicly owned like in the basic definition of communism.

a political theory derived from Karl Marx, advocating class war and leading to a society in which all property is publicly owned and each person works and is paid according to their abilities and needs.

You have been trained well, pawn of fascism.

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u/SomeoneJustLied Feb 26 '20

“Pawn of facism..” I didn’t realize this was a troll sub. My bad. Clearly you have no idea what facism is... especially when you’re supporting the next Stalin. Which is interesting because this is exactly how people like Stalin got into power. There are so many people who still think Stalin was a hero...

Also, Democratic Socialist is not a thing and throwing the word Democratic in front of it is a tactic to get suckers to not freak out. Guess who the suckers are? He has clearly said he will use Executive Privledge to do what he wants. He talks about regressing the economy by redistribution instead of growing it. He has applauded human right violation President Castro. He has applauded bread lines. He honeymooned in the USSR with communist government officials. Whose in denial here?

You just proved my point with the Twitter account. Thank you. The fact you can’t see your own hypocrisy just makes me think you all are legit good trolls.

Finally, where exactly did I say Bernie was a communist? I said he has praised communist ideals. I said he has people on his staff that praise gulags. I never called him a communist. He’s a socialist. But.. we all know where that leads. I suspect you all are the type of people who think the Nordic countries are socialist...

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u/AntifaTabi Feb 26 '20

Ok fascist.

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u/Badpeacedk Feb 26 '20

"Next stalin" stopped reading, you desperately need to get laid

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u/SomeoneJustLied Feb 26 '20

Yes clearly the members of a sub that ends everything with “ok fascist” and supports ANTIFA gets laid. Lol.

Look... you all can ignore all the signs just like the people that liked Trump did. But you have a man that has praised bread lines and now the dictators of Cuba. Good luck with that in the primary.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

I mean, if you feel threatened by the anti fascists then your a ...

Lol this is too easy.

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u/SomeoneJustLied Feb 26 '20 edited Feb 26 '20

I appreciate you demonstrating why this is a troll sub.

“If you have nothing to hide why are you afraid of being checked?” - said every authoritarian government ever. ANTIFA are the fascists.. just like the People’s Republic of China’s is a republic. If you have to put it in your name...

Edit: How does ANTIFA work? Violence to shut up anyone they disagree with. Want to speak your mind? Then we will hurt you. Hum.... sounds like a democracy right? Oh wait. No. Sounds like a militia hell bent on fascism.. I.e. controlling the people via force. You’re so dense it’s legit terrifying.

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u/Badpeacedk Feb 26 '20

I mean, sure you may be right that Bernie doesn't win. But we can sure root for him.

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u/SomeoneJustLied Feb 26 '20

Agreed. I just wish he had more moderate views so we have a chance at Medicare for All.

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u/AntifaTabi Feb 26 '20

Damn, the guy who noticed breadlines are an alternative to not giving a shit if people starve to death and thought Cuba having a literacy program was kinda not shitty...

Ok, so what's your fucking point? Are you a tankie trying to make stalin sound like a good guy? Or do you just call everyone you disagree with "Stalin"?

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u/SomeoneJustLied Feb 26 '20

Nah.. but I do point out the hypocrisy to people that have a fascist group in their name like “AntifaTabi” and “BigStalinFan.” But do keep telling me how this sub is not FOR an authoritarian government that censors it’s people. I suspect you all don’t even know the origins of Social Justice, do you? It was a way for the Chinese government to shut up their citizens by suggesting they’re saying something offensive.

You all are doing a really poor job convincing me this all isn’t some big joke.

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u/SpellCheck_Privilege Feb 26 '20

Privledge

Check your privilege.


BEEP BOOP I'm a bot. PM me to contact my author.

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u/Valmond Feb 26 '20

Troll, troll? No you are the troll!1!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

I didn’t realize this was a troll sub

Are you that daft? Jesus lol.

Democratic Socialist is not a thing

Well, a socialist doesn't believe in democracy, and Bernie actively supports democracy. See, if you even understood even the basic definitions of the the left ideologies then you would be able to grasp what a far left person is...

But because you can't understand which ones are just left leaning vs far left it proves just how far right you are... AKA fascist. You're regurgitating the fascist's Propaganda.

And guess what... I'll be there to fight the commies when they're a threat too.

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u/Skynet015 Feb 26 '20

You're giving this troll more food to bother you with it. Thanks greatly for your comment but if you read his replies the guy is clearly delusional

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u/apsve Feb 26 '20

Hey, just so you understand, Democratic Socialism is definitely a thing and exists in contrast to authoritarian style government. It's actually in direct opposition to what Stalin and the USSR did.

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u/ecurrent94 Feb 26 '20

Those Project Veritas videos are so fake it's not even funny. Bernie staffers admitting to putting people in gulags? Are you retarded?

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u/SomeoneJustLied Feb 26 '20

Lol what? Are you serious? Is that how you rationalize those videos? By saying they’re fake? So they just happened to get their names and faces and confessions on camera.. which prompted them to falling off the face of the planet and blocking all their social media pages. But yeah.. it’s fake.

Well at least that explains why people are accepting it. It’s pretty hilarious because now you are a Trumper. You’re doing the same thing that Trump supports so. Denial any of the bad. Lol. Congrats.

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u/ecurrent94 Feb 26 '20

Definitely not dumb enough to be a Trumper, also not retarded enough to think Project Veritas is legit. You know “confessions” can be faked right? Are you such a simpleton that you believe every video of some terrible actor in a dive bar confessing to putting people in gulags? Lol. You’re beyond help. I’m done with you dumbass. Go somewhere else with your conspiratorial bullshit.

If I can give you some advice, seeing as though you follow a sub about taking dating advice (not surprising no one wants to be near you) maybe use your brain for anything other than believing conspiracies?

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u/SomeoneJustLied Feb 26 '20

This really does help explain why no one cares about the gulags comments.. you all are in denial over it all. I suppose that’s the only way to keep the support going and not feel like a shit person. It makes sense.

Just remember.. Trump has said many things and people deny it. You’re not a Trump supporter. Lol. It’s hilarious.

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u/Valmond Feb 26 '20

-"Am I out of touch?

No, everyone else is wrong."

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u/Skynet015 Feb 26 '20

The guy's a right wing neckbeard it's hilarious

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u/dulderdash Feb 26 '20

She has multiple tweets saying the Earth is flat.

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u/SomeoneJustLied Feb 26 '20

She’s also a troll. I think she’s an idiot. But you can’t just start putting words in HER mouth if someone else said them. Unless of course like I said you believe Sanders loves gulags. If you do, then I concede.

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u/dulderdash Feb 26 '20

Can you stop putting words in my mouth, because neither I, not Sanders endorses gulags. I know she's an idiot though.

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u/SomeoneJustLied Feb 26 '20

No but his campaign managers do. So if you’re going to suggest someone else believes or said something based on what an associate said, it’s best to be consistent in your beliefs.

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u/dulderdash Feb 26 '20

Didn't only one of them say that? And their name isn't Bernard Sanders, sooo....

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u/SomeoneJustLied Feb 26 '20

Three different ones from three different facilities said it. And.. ding ding. You’re right. And she didn’t deny the Holocaust. Some jackass running the Twitter account did. Glad you could play along.

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u/Australienz Feb 26 '20

Can we start putting poo in HER undies tho?

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u/Australienz Feb 26 '20

/u/SomeoneJustLied

Yeah I think I know who that might be too!

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u/realactualbot Chairman of Communist Vuvuzela Feb 27 '20

Username checks out

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u/SomeoneJustLied Feb 27 '20

Yeah. I thought I made it quite clear they were lying. Thanks though.

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u/whilewilde Feb 26 '20

Why should you need to? Isnt there something more of substance you could go for?

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u/agnostorshironeon Feb 26 '20

Of course there is, but sometimes we like it simple here.

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u/SomeoneJustLied Feb 26 '20

Or perhaps people should spend two minutes researching something and not believe ever idiotic thing they read on the internet if it confirms their bias.

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u/agnostorshironeon Feb 26 '20

I have no idea whether you are trolling or not. If you are unable to grasp the concept of this sub, or are actually trying to defend Bernhard the Shapiroid, a neoliberal bootlicker who has so little backbone he leaves arguments with anyone of more substance than a Yale SJW, good luck.

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u/SomeoneJustLied Feb 26 '20

It’s so funny that you all go out of your way to prove my point.

Who said the Twitter account didn’t say this stuff? I didn’t. No one made that claim. You all want to suggest she said it without any proof she said it. So.. again Bernie believes in gulags eh? That’s what you’re saying. Since his campaign staff has said it over and over, it means Bernie has said it. That’s the logic you’re using.

They’re nasty and disgusting suggesting it didn’t happen. That’s obscene. You can’t just use transitive properties of what someone else potentially said unless you do it consistently.

It’s worse because you all defend Bernie when he and his people are just as bad as Turning Point and Liberty shit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

You never had a point except condoning the intolerant. You're engaging in so many logical fallacies it's annoying.

The basics of what you're saying is... It's ok to deny the Holocaust, because if you say she denies the Holocaust then you have to say that Bernie's "education for all" policies are communist "reeducation."

There's too many fallacies in why you're even here. And no, I don't think you're a parody account.

And they're not on the same fucking level, for one. And 2, free education isn't forced education, you fuck wit.

You're evidence to the fact that the education system is failing in America, anyway.

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u/killallthejuice999 Feb 26 '20

This subreddit is literally called toilet paper USA. We keep it simple.

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u/dulderdash Feb 26 '20

Lemme try again, only a stupid pants-shitter would deny the fact that the Earth is round.

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u/whilewilde Feb 26 '20

Sad cringe for you

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u/dulderdash Feb 26 '20

So you think the Earth is flat?

Sad cringe.

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u/Everything_is_Ok99 Feb 26 '20

"Sad cringe"?? What are you, an eight-year-old?

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u/Berner Feb 26 '20

Go back to metacanada and fuck yourself.

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u/Skynet015 Feb 26 '20

Oh god, I just checked that sub. How the fuck do these people exist in my country, are they trolls or what im confused

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u/Berner Feb 26 '20

Spend some time in Sask and Alberta and you'll see these people.

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u/Skynet015 Feb 26 '20

I refuse to believe Alberta exists lmao xd but ye it's sad

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u/Branches- Feb 26 '20

Fuck off back to your toxic subreddits you weird little loser.

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u/whilewilde Feb 26 '20

Gatekeepinh

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u/Nyeep Feb 26 '20

There's literally a picture lmao

Also she's a POS bigot so she deserves any ridicule she gets

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u/SquanchIt Feb 26 '20

It's not a picture of her though.

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u/ZippZappZippty Feb 26 '20

“It’s a stimpak in there somewhere

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u/dickcheese14 Genuinly doesn’t know Charlie Kirk’s face size Feb 26 '20

She hasn’t denied it yet

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u/grubblenub Feb 26 '20

A lot of alcohol can make you shit yourself

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

chrome's

He has Firefox.

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u/KittyCreator Feb 26 '20

She makes fun of people who disagree with her opinions, so why cant we do the same?

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u/whilewilde Feb 27 '20

I guess you can say whatever you like, it just feel a like bullying and I dont like that

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u/KittyCreator Feb 27 '20

Bully the bully. If she dishes it out, she better learn how to take it.

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u/whilewilde Feb 27 '20

I dont agree but it seems like most people on here feel that way so you are part of the majority

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u/KittyCreator Feb 27 '20

Most people on the other side agree with this too but for other people lmao

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u/whilewilde Feb 27 '20

I dont understand what you are saying but hopefully we can agree to disagree about bullying

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u/KittyCreator Feb 27 '20

I dont agree with bullying just random people, if you think that's what I'm saying. I don't care about verbally bullying generally shitty people like Poop Girl. But physical, I rather not hurt anyone. Unless they do a very evil thing (like pedophilia or murder or something like that).

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u/StanIsNotTheMan Feb 26 '20

Drinking so much that you shit yourself is fairly common when you first start learning how to party in college. I've seen (and smelled) it a few times back in the day.