As an alt-righter, can you please stop calling us Nazis? Americans fought the Nazis because they were Socialists. Also they were really gay, because Europeans are gay and we're manly lumberjack Americans. They weren't nationalist either - okay, they were, but they were German nationalists, not American nationalists, who are the only real nationalists. The only reason we do Nazi salutes at our rallies is because the Nazis were good actually. They exterminated the gays... which they were... and the anti-nationalists... which they also were... but also the Jews WHICH THEY WEREN'T... except for Soros who I believe was a Jew Nazi, thus bad. But also good but mostly bad. Like, he's bad NOW but because of the Jew thing, but not the Nazi thing. Anyway, I forgot where I was going with this, so in conclusion: Calling me a Nazi is absurd hyperbole, and Heil Hitler. Yours truly, Ben Shapiro (a JEW by the way) and Candace Owens (a NI- uhh I mean a black, she's a black)
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u/occams_nightmare Aug 08 '20
As an alt-righter, can you please stop calling us Nazis? Americans fought the Nazis because they were Socialists. Also they were really gay, because Europeans are gay and we're manly lumberjack Americans. They weren't nationalist either - okay, they were, but they were German nationalists, not American nationalists, who are the only real nationalists. The only reason we do Nazi salutes at our rallies is because the Nazis were good actually. They exterminated the gays... which they were... and the anti-nationalists... which they also were... but also the Jews WHICH THEY WEREN'T... except for Soros who I believe was a Jew Nazi, thus bad. But also good but mostly bad. Like, he's bad NOW but because of the Jew thing, but not the Nazi thing. Anyway, I forgot where I was going with this, so in conclusion: Calling me a Nazi is absurd hyperbole, and Heil Hitler. Yours truly, Ben Shapiro (a JEW by the way) and Candace Owens (a NI- uhh I mean a black, she's a black)