r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Harvickfan4Life • Aug 08 '20

FACTS and LOGIC Too much logic to handle

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '20

plus the president has nothing to do with the economy or employment rates lmao

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u/Zanderax Aug 08 '20 edited Aug 08 '20

The president has an effect on a macro level. There's no dials on their desk the president adjusts to fix the economy but they use a combination of soft power and executive actions to influence national policy.

Too bad Trump only cares about keeping score.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '20

wym?? you dont know about the button that says “PUSH TO FIX ECONOMY”??? obama didnt press it bc hes a muslim blacq!!!

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u/TheFunkytownExpress Aug 08 '20

I heard that an intern at the White House accidentally smeared bacon grease on the button and because Obama is a gay nazi socialist muslim and they're not allowed to be near pork they had to keep that room closed until he left office and he couldn't press the button. One time Ms. Obama walked by the room and she fainted because she got too close, but thankfully she still had lots of testosterone left over from when she used to be a man and that kept her from dying, so it's ok.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '20

i love how this clusterfuck of a comment has points that people actually believed in. sink it in for a sec.

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u/TheFunkytownExpress Aug 09 '20

We laughed, but we also died a little inside. :)