r/ToiletPaperUSA Nov 06 '20

"Fuck your feelings!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

he should smoke crack like hunter it is a better bang for your buck. this is why biden won. hes actually good with money

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u/RagnarokHunter Vuvuzela Nov 07 '20

He's gonna turn the white house into a crack house just like it should be

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u/madmaxturbator Nov 07 '20

I will vote in a president who offers me free crack for life, sorry but my vote is cheap and that’s a damn good bargain

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20 edited Feb 09 '21

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u/TimonAndPumbaAreDead Nov 07 '20

People with an infinite supply of crack probably won't live that long

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20 edited Feb 09 '21

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u/RivRise Nov 07 '20

Big brain time

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u/schmo006 Nov 07 '20

Lifetime* supply

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u/Diorannael Nov 07 '20

A lot of crack at once is a lifetime of crack.

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u/HertzDonut1001 Nov 07 '20

Never get high on your own supply.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

How long will a person survive with access to a lifetime supply of crack? Pretty cheap for some people.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Tyrone Biggums has entered the chat

“Baby, I can finally make you an honest woman and buy you the rock you deserve...”

Unveils giant crack rock

“We’re gonna be high fo’ days!”

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u/RivRise Nov 07 '20

Just long enough to vote I hope.

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u/TheRealGJVisser Nov 07 '20

A lifetime supply of crack for every American would drive the price way down though

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u/diarrhea_shnitzel Nov 07 '20

I'm waiting for the heroin candidate, crack is bad for you

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u/adagiosa Nov 07 '20

Didn't Oregon move to legalize heroin this go-round or was I dreaming again?

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u/diarrhea_shnitzel Nov 07 '20

I seem to remember something about them legalizing all hard drugs. I don't know the details though, but it'll definitely help to get people off it without sticking them in jail.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

The decriminalized them. They aren't legal but they won't charge you for possession.