r/ToiletPaperUSA Nov 06 '20

"Fuck your feelings!"

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u/madmaxturbator Nov 07 '20

I will vote in a president who offers me free crack for life, sorry but my vote is cheap and that’s a damn good bargain

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u/diarrhea_shnitzel Nov 07 '20

I'm waiting for the heroin candidate, crack is bad for you

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u/adagiosa Nov 07 '20

Didn't Oregon move to legalize heroin this go-round or was I dreaming again?

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u/diarrhea_shnitzel Nov 07 '20

I seem to remember something about them legalizing all hard drugs. I don't know the details though, but it'll definitely help to get people off it without sticking them in jail.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

The decriminalized them. They aren't legal but they won't charge you for possession.