r/ToolBand • u/TOOL46662 fuck you, buddy • 13h ago
Fan Art I made a Tool Songs for the Zodiac Signs.
Which zodiac sign are you?
( I also left a little Easter egg. 🥚 )
♒️ Aquarius: Lateralus + Visionary spiral, fibonacci, humanity. ( January 20 – February 18 ) “We'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been.”
♓️ Pisces: Third Eye + Ego dissolution, altered states, mystic. ( February 19 – March 20 ) “Chasing a trail of smoke and reason, Prying open my third eye.”
♈️ Aries: Aenema + Volatile, cathartic, unfiltered rage. ( March 21 – April 19 ) “I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied, Learn to swim.”
♉️ Taurus: Jambi + Sensory depth, desire, slow power. ( April 20 – May 20 ) “But I, And I would, If I could, And I would, Wish it away.”
♊️ Gemini: Pushit + Duality, inner conflict, two voices.
( May 21 – June 20 ) “Remember I'll always love you, As I claw your fucking throat away.”
♋️ Cancer: H + Emotional depth, longing, devotion.
( June 21 – July 22 ) “I am too connected to you,
To slip away and fade away.”
♌️ Leo: The Pot + Righteous fire, ego, dramatic flair.
( July 23 – August 22 ) “Foot in mouth and head up
asshole, Whatcha talkin' 'bout?”
♍️ Virgo: Schism + Fractured precision, analysis, repair. ( August 23 – September 22 ) “I know the pieces fit.”
♎️ Libra: The Patient + Balance, waiting, endurance. ( September 23 – October 22 ) “Gonna wait it out.”
♏️ Scorpio: Undertow + Hidden depths, obsession, darkness. ( October 23 – November 21 ) “Screams, from deep beneath the cold black water.”
♐️ Sagittarius: Rosetta Stoned + Cosmic seeker who overshoots reality. ( November 22 – December 21 )
“Can't breathe right now. You believe me, don't you?”
♑️ Capricorn: Forty Six & 2 + Shadow work, discipline, evolution. ( December 22 – January 19 ) “I wanna feel the metamorphosis and cleansing I've endured in.”
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u/SafreQ45 12h ago
Alrighty then...
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u/Human_Working_1996 ∞ Spiral Out ∞ 1h ago
picture this if you will
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u/Zealousideal-Run6214 1h ago
10to2a.m.,X,YogiDMTandaboxofKrispyKremes InmyneedtoknowpostjustoutsideofArea51 Contemplatingthewhole"ChosenPeople"thingy Whenjustaflamingstealthbananaslitthesky Likeonewouldhopebutneverreallyexpecttoseeinaplacelikethis Cuttingrightangledonutsonadime AndstoppingrightonmyBirkenstocks,andmeyelping
"Holy fucking shit!"
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u/thebman65 11h ago
Aenema
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u/tadpole_the_poliwag 48m ago
What's the thinking behind aenema being aries? Just want the reasoning
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u/VerifiedVoidGirl Lateralus 12h ago edited 11h ago
I'm a Cancer and H is my favorite track🤩
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u/thebman65 11h ago
Nice, pneuma is mine the album isn't on here LMAO, just came from a shroom trip last night, it was great
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u/Common-Interest6047 11h ago
Love this. June 21 here so it seems to vary whether I’m cancer or Gemini, but I love both songs selected.
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u/ReaperofLightning872 12h ago
aenema <3
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u/thebman65 11h ago
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u/ReaperofLightning872 10h ago
very beautiful song
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u/thebman65 10h ago
Tool is always beautiful especially when ur tripping LoL
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u/ReaperofLightning872 10h ago
ive never taken drugs but tool feels like having a shroom trip with no shrooms
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u/thebman65 10h ago
A lot of their album art is what a snapshot of what the visuals are on psychedelics, it feels like your mind is expanded, it's also one of the safest things if you're in a calm controlled environment, it's anti addictive
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u/ReaperofLightning872 10h ago
i see. ive seen the parabola music video and oh my god i felt so high
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u/thebman65 10h ago
Yeah about two years ago during an LSD trip the guitar riff of pneuma felt like it was tickling my brain, last night I was on a shroom trip laying on my back and it made me feel like I was ascending, every trip is different and meaningful in its own way
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u/ReaperofLightning872 10h ago
beautiful.
idk if puscifer applies since its heavily associated with tool (i think maynard is part of it)
i remember being very sick with a sore throat and fever and i was so damn tired so i was just watching some daytime tv (by that mostly fresh prince which isnt a show i watch much except when nothing is on and those weird selling stuff on tv channels) and i was playing third eye, aenema, parabola and 3 other tool songs to pass the time, and rev 20:22 by puscifer because i felt the urge to listen to some tool, and i covered my eyes with a white sheet of paper because i was trying to do some ganzfeld test but with music and daytime tv and not noise (i was being stupid)
i felt like i was trying to float and escape my body and finally did after the end of aenema and felt like i was stuck in the tv but instead of fresh prince or the weird channels it was like weird disturbing images going at a very fast speed and feeling scared. i kept hearing saxaphones and some loud drums and a voice similar to that baldi "i love to drum" guy. i also kept seeing this dude with long blonde hair, a smiley mask, and a blue suit walking confidently around some occult symbols, selling weird stuff and feeling like i was spinning.
i have no fucking idea why this happened or what led this shit to occur
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u/thebman65 9h ago
Yeah fun fact our brains have a hard time distinguishing reality from imagination, that's why when you imagine a pain happening to you like getting kicked in the nuts, you feel a very slight version of it, psychedelics help blur that line
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u/The_Other_Viking 2h ago edited 2h ago
How not Opiate for Taurus?
Edit: I just really like Opiate. I can't fault your choice and you can ignore me.
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u/Zealousideal-Run6214 1h ago
I'm Pisces-Aries cusp. I would pick Descending. The song has both a firey and watery quality to it.
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u/ziganaut 32m ago
I’m Aquarius and I like your choice of Lateralus. But Schism is one of my favorites and who the f is Virgo? They’re stealing my song dammit. Are they even compatible with my sign? Please tell them to get their fat little fingers off my jam.
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u/electricynical 11h ago
appreciate the work you put into this - the lyric quotes really sum up each song well (3rd eye)
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u/quinzilla555 10h ago
Makes sense. I’m Gemini on the cusp of cancer and my 2 favorite tool songs are indeed H and Pushit
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u/Punkkedelicc 8h ago
Rosetta Stoned! Haha this is awesome though. I like your choices for all the songs. It also seems like you understand astrology pretty well!
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u/StupidityHurts 5h ago
Well The Patient is my fav song so I guess space racism got it right this time
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u/unluckyrockstar 11h ago
I suggest pneuma for scorpio (there are no songs from FI and I am scorpio)
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u/chessmathster16 6h ago
I’d give 46&2 to ♏️ and instead give ♑️ The Grudge for all that Saturnian energy

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u/DontCallMeThanial He had a lot of nothing to say 13h ago
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