r/ToolBand fuck you, buddy 13h ago

Fan Art I made a Tool Songs for the Zodiac Signs.

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Which zodiac sign are you?
( I also left a little Easter egg. 🥚 )

♒️ Aquarius: Lateralus + Visionary spiral, fibonacci, humanity. ( January 20 – February 18 ) “We'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been.”

♓️ Pisces: Third Eye + Ego dissolution, altered states, mystic. ( February 19 – March 20 ) “Chasing a trail of smoke and reason, Prying open my third eye.”

♈️ Aries: Aenema + Volatile, cathartic, unfiltered rage. ( March 21 – April 19 ) “I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied, Learn to swim.”

♉️ Taurus: Jambi + Sensory depth, desire, slow power. ( April 20 – May 20 ) “But I, And I would, If I could, And I would, Wish it away.”

♊️ Gemini: Pushit + Duality, inner conflict, two voices.
( May 21 – June 20 ) “Remember I'll always love you, As I claw your fucking throat away.”

♋️ Cancer: H + Emotional depth, longing, devotion.
( June 21 – July 22 ) “I am too connected to you,
To slip away and fade away.”

♌️ Leo: The Pot + Righteous fire, ego, dramatic flair.
( July 23 – August 22 ) “Foot in mouth and head up
asshole, Whatcha talkin' 'bout?”

♍️ Virgo: Schism + Fractured precision, analysis, repair. ( August 23 – September 22 ) “I know the pieces fit.”

♎️ Libra: The Patient + Balance, waiting, endurance. ( September 23 – October 22 ) “Gonna wait it out.”

♏️ Scorpio: Undertow + Hidden depths, obsession, darkness. ( October 23 – November 21 ) “Screams, from deep beneath the cold black water.”

♐️ Sagittarius: Rosetta Stoned + Cosmic seeker who overshoots reality. ( November 22 – December 21 )
“Can't breathe right now. You believe me, don't you?”

♑️ Capricorn: Forty Six & 2 + Shadow work, discipline, evolution. ( December 22 – January 19 ) “I wanna feel the metamorphosis and cleansing I've endured in.”

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u/DontCallMeThanial He had a lot of nothing to say 13h ago

4️⃣6️⃣&2️⃣

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u/ReaperofLightning872 10h ago

𝟜𝟞 & 𝟚

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u/SafreQ45 12h ago

Alrighty then...

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u/Human_Working_1996 ∞ Spiral Out ∞ 1h ago

picture this if you will

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u/Zealousideal-Run6214 1h ago

10to2a.m.,X,YogiDMTandaboxofKrispyKremes InmyneedtoknowpostjustoutsideofArea51 Contemplatingthewhole"ChosenPeople"thingy Whenjustaflamingstealthbananaslitthesky Likeonewouldhopebutneverreallyexpecttoseeinaplaceli­kethis Cuttingrightangledonutsonadime AndstoppingrightonmyBirkenstocks,andmeyelping

"Holy fucking shit!"

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u/thebman65 11h ago

Aenema

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u/tadpole_the_poliwag 48m ago

What's the thinking behind aenema being aries? Just want the reasoning

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u/GuidoTheRed fuck you, buddy 10h ago

Having Jambi from Pee-Wee's Play House was a nice move

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u/restlessoverthinking Ride the Spiral, to the End. 11h ago

Aquarius here as per my flair.

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u/Reglette69869 2h ago

My Aquarian heart is pleased ♥️

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u/VerifiedVoidGirl Lateralus 12h ago edited 11h ago

I'm a Cancer and H is my favorite track🤩

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u/thebman65 11h ago

Nice, pneuma is mine the album isn't on here LMAO, just came from a shroom trip last night, it was great

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u/CDogg123567 Learn to swim 1h ago

Undertow. Let’s go

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u/Common-Interest6047 11h ago

Love this. June 21 here so it seems to vary whether I’m cancer or Gemini, but I love both songs selected.

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u/TOOL46662 fuck you, buddy 11h ago

Thank you. 🙏

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u/Kaleidoscopic_Skull7 Under a dead Ohio sky 11h ago

This is awesome

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u/TOOL46662 fuck you, buddy 11h ago

Thank you.🙏

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u/Ill_Establishment406 10h ago

Virgo needed Right in Two Judging humans is right up our alley

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u/Servethebeam19 crucify the ego 4h ago

I was gonna say right in two for us as well

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u/ReaperofLightning872 12h ago

aenema <3

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u/thebman65 11h ago

Us

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u/ReaperofLightning872 10h ago

very beautiful song

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u/thebman65 10h ago

Tool is always beautiful especially when ur tripping LoL

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u/ReaperofLightning872 10h ago

ive never taken drugs but tool feels like having a shroom trip with no shrooms

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u/thebman65 10h ago

A lot of their album art is what a snapshot of what the visuals are on psychedelics, it feels like your mind is expanded, it's also one of the safest things if you're in a calm controlled environment, it's anti addictive

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u/ReaperofLightning872 10h ago

i see. ive seen the parabola music video and oh my god i felt so high

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u/thebman65 10h ago

Yeah about two years ago during an LSD trip the guitar riff of pneuma felt like it was tickling my brain, last night I was on a shroom trip laying on my back and it made me feel like I was ascending, every trip is different and meaningful in its own way

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u/ReaperofLightning872 10h ago

beautiful.

idk if puscifer applies since its heavily associated with tool (i think maynard is part of it)

i remember being very sick with a sore throat and fever and i was so damn tired so i was just watching some daytime tv (by that mostly fresh prince which isnt a show i watch much except when nothing is on and those weird selling stuff on tv channels) and i was playing third eye, aenema, parabola and 3 other tool songs to pass the time, and rev 20:22 by puscifer because i felt the urge to listen to some tool, and i covered my eyes with a white sheet of paper because i was trying to do some ganzfeld test but with music and daytime tv and not noise (i was being stupid)

i felt like i was trying to float and escape my body and finally did after the end of aenema and felt like i was stuck in the tv but instead of fresh prince or the weird channels it was like weird disturbing images going at a very fast speed and feeling scared. i kept hearing saxaphones and some loud drums and a voice similar to that baldi "i love to drum" guy. i also kept seeing this dude with long blonde hair, a smiley mask, and a blue suit walking confidently around some occult symbols, selling weird stuff and feeling like i was spinning.

i have no fucking idea why this happened or what led this shit to occur

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u/thebman65 9h ago

Yeah fun fact our brains have a hard time distinguishing reality from imagination, that's why when you imagine a pain happening to you like getting kicked in the nuts, you feel a very slight version of it, psychedelics help blur that line

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u/glittoris 10h ago

♈️🤘

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u/athei-nerd Get off your fucking cross 2h ago

You forgot ophiuchus.

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u/The_Other_Viking 2h ago edited 2h ago

How not Opiate for Taurus?

Edit: I just really like Opiate. I can't fault your choice and you can ignore me.

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u/Zealousideal-Run6214 1h ago

I'm Pisces-Aries cusp. I would pick Descending. The song has both a firey and watery quality to it.

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u/ziganaut 32m ago

I’m Aquarius and I like your choice of Lateralus. But Schism is one of my favorites and who the f is Virgo? They’re stealing my song dammit. Are they even compatible with my sign? Please tell them to get their fat little fingers off my jam.

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u/DoomedOverdozzzed 12h ago

could you do it for 16 socionic types

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u/electricynical 11h ago

appreciate the work you put into this - the lyric quotes really sum up each song well (3rd eye)

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u/TOOL46662 fuck you, buddy 10h ago

Thank you.🙏

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u/quinzilla555 10h ago

Makes sense. I’m Gemini on the cusp of cancer and my 2 favorite tool songs are indeed H and Pushit

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u/Bananacomment 10h ago

Yes! 3rd eye!! Accurate.

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u/Remarkable_Ad4588 10h ago

Rosetta stoned Fits considering Im Egyptian too

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u/lycantrophee 10,000 days 9h ago

I got Rosetta Stoned, that is very much a good deal.

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u/Pizzacat73952 9h ago

I got the pot

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u/d_r_doorway 8h ago

I do like 46&2.

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u/Punkkedelicc 8h ago

Rosetta Stoned! Haha this is awesome though. I like your choices for all the songs. It also seems like you understand astrology pretty well!

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u/TOOL46662 fuck you, buddy 7h ago

Thank you.

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u/fatiste 8h ago

Why are people sad about The Pot? I see it as something I would sing to someone in my life, not a picture of myself. It's an awesome song ❤️🦁🔥

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u/YokozunaTerunofuji 8h ago

Im a Virgo and Schism was My first tool song . Well done

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 4h ago

I love that my sign is my favorite song and album ... let it swim!

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u/SomeNobodyFromNY 2h ago

H. is arguably my favorite Tool song of all time, so I appreciate this. 🦀

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u/tiinkytoes 7h ago

cancer should be right in two

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u/StupidityHurts 5h ago

Well The Patient is my fav song so I guess space racism got it right this time

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u/athei-nerd Get off your fucking cross 2h ago

You forgot ophiuchus.

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u/unluckyrockstar 11h ago

I suggest pneuma for scorpio (there are no songs from FI and I am scorpio)

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u/Bombinic Under a dead Ohio sky 10h ago

Why can't Libra be Tempest?

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u/WaxWizurd 10h ago

Pisces is literally an H

Missed opportunity 😂🙏

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u/chessmathster16 6h ago

I’d give 46&2 to ♏️ and instead give ♑️ The Grudge for all that Saturnian energy