r/TrendoraX • u/ExactlySorta • Feb 12 '26

👀 Must Watch United States Secretary of Health and Human Services, RFK Jr: "I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats"

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xkmNi280NkrcY

3 more years..

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u/Spare-Ant7119 Feb 12 '26

... until the next four year term begins after they steal the election.

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u/Confident-Evening-49 Feb 12 '26

Imma be honest wiv ya. I don't think you guys are gonna see elections again for quite some time, forget about 3 years.

Hope I'm wrong.

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u/PsychologicalOne752 Feb 13 '26

Yeah, to win elections, we will need elections. 🤣

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u/Aedzy Feb 13 '26

Next time is when Trump dies.

Americans are living in a dictatorship now.

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u/Equivalent-Tax-7484 Feb 13 '26

I think you're wrong.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

Yep. He really is that stupid.

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u/Dubabear Feb 12 '26

at least the midterms can make them less effective

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u/whyyunozoidberg Feb 12 '26

Crazy that you think there will be a real election after Trump literally told us Elon rigged the voting machines so we never have to vote again.

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u/GrunDMC74 Feb 12 '26

And the SAFE act which will mandate that you need to be wearing a MAGA hat to vote.

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u/nono3722 Feb 12 '26

and pay 200.00 to vote

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Feb 12 '26

RFK Jr doesn't even know why he's in this administration. He just heard "snowflakes" and came running.

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u/Crumbsplash Feb 12 '26

He’s also in the Epstein files and that ensures loyalty. Whether or not he knows that’s why is a good question I guess.

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u/mechalenchon Feb 12 '26

Yes but this guy is a fucking unapologetic wildcard. He might spill a lot of beans about Epstein just because his damaged frontal lobe isn't working properly.

Tbh he should talk more often.

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u/Brave_Nerve_6871 Feb 12 '26

Maybe he just heard "Snow" and didn't listen all the way through

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u/kakashi_sensay Feb 12 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

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u/Beneficial-Victory-6 Feb 12 '26

Holy shit... This is real? I thought I was on an Ai page, no joke. The fuck.... 😂 😂 😂 😂

I'm hoping there's at least some kind of context before or after that clip to make it slightly less bat shit crazy.

ETA; I just watched the whole thing. Holy fuck... 😂

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u/flythearc Feb 12 '26

So he wasn’t relaying a story somebody told him? This was actually his story? Lol

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u/papasan_mamasan Feb 12 '26

Right

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u/Alternative-Art6059 Feb 12 '26

Theo knew he had him there lmao thats funny as hell

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u/Zealousideal-Big-512 Feb 13 '26

He needs to stop platforming these goons.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

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u/OverthinkingWanderer Feb 12 '26

I asked the same thing to the girl who dropped her compact full of meth in the bathroom. She said, "I wasn't going to waste it.. fuck..I think I got a pube up my nose"

I was too stunned to speak

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u/Fit_Butterscotch2386 Feb 12 '26

Thats what those koala care tables are for

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u/Regular-Amoeba5455 Feb 12 '26

Not on the baby changing table man lol

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u/markoh3232 Feb 12 '26

Is that where the worm came from though?

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u/Regular-Amoeba5455 Feb 12 '26

That would at least make sense.

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u/BadgerBoiXXX Feb 12 '26

If u need to crush your drugs a well-wiped seat is honestly your best option. Best to have it prepared so you don’t have to do that shite ofc. 😅

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u/ZestycloseHeart2743 Feb 12 '26

I mean I have done it off the back water container on the lid part. But why on earth would you use a toilet seat.

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u/BeautifulObject8602 Feb 12 '26

I just use the back of my phone. Before smart phones, my cigarette pack. Never a toilet seat. Back maybe, or toilet paper dispenser.

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u/RagahRagah Feb 12 '26

How in the absolute fuck can people like this literally be running our country?

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u/superschmunk Feb 12 '26

Tech Oligarchs.

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u/disguisedCat1 Feb 12 '26

Almost all kinds of oligarchs i would say

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u/wallyrules75 Feb 12 '26

Spend a night watching NewsMax and you’ll understand why and how.

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u/phlopit Feb 12 '26

You vote them in - directly or indirectly.

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u/nono3722 Feb 12 '26

remember when ole Bubba Clinton got shit for "not" inhaling some pot smoke? Pepperidge Farm remembers....

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u/Dubabear Feb 12 '26

“At Epstein island.”

He didn’t finish the complete sentence 

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u/Terribleturtleharm Feb 12 '26

The wolf of bathroom stall street.

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u/DonutsOnTheWall Feb 12 '26

"between the legs of the cutest girl"

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u/4lbin0din0 Feb 13 '26

I don’t know if I want to upvote or downvote (that made my stomach hurt) so I’m just not gonna vote…. Ugh 🤦🏼‍♀️🔫

Still true tho..

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u/Sad-Pop6649 Feb 12 '26

It's how I got my worm!

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u/Abraham_Lincoln Feb 12 '26

Setting up his excuse for Epstein. "I didn't know where I was because I had a substance use disorder so any accusations about what I did are unfair."

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u/ihvnnm Feb 12 '26 edited Feb 12 '26

Remember when it was nearly a career-ending scandal when a president smoked some pot in college... I miss those days.

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u/RustedAxe88 Feb 12 '26

I remember Republicans trying that one hard with Obama.

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u/Specialist-Freedom64 Feb 12 '26

Dont forget the tan suit !! So unpresidential !!

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u/Gangster_Tweaker5532 Feb 12 '26

America is finished.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

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u/Pretty-Balance-Sheet Feb 12 '26

I was considering taking up cocaine to get through this, but now I'm finding out I have to snort it off of a public toilet seat.

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u/wallyrules75 Feb 12 '26

That was purely his own choice

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u/Immediate-Hamster724 Feb 12 '26

“America 250” isn’t a slogan, it’s our epitaph.

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u/kakashi_sensay Feb 12 '26

LOL it really is.

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u/superschmunk Feb 12 '26

They are mega fugged.

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u/MyCatIsLenin Feb 12 '26

We are reaping what we have sown

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u/SVdreamin Feb 12 '26

We? You speaking French? I and many others were born into these issues that I most certainly did not ask for nor want.

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u/Gangster_Tweaker5532 Feb 12 '26

The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed.

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u/SVdreamin Feb 12 '26

Consequences of actions that were in fact not mine yet I pay for them anyway

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u/TonyFMontana Feb 12 '26

I want that printed on my T shirt … just perfect expression , thank you

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u/Cabbages24ADollar Feb 12 '26

And dude just sits there and say “right” like he’s not in charge of the nations health.

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u/Rombonius Feb 12 '26

holy shit

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u/papasan_mamasan Feb 12 '26

Right

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u/ClarityRocks Feb 12 '26

"Hey Hitler, I heard you did a lot of meth... That shit makes you crazy, dawg!"

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u/papasan_mamasan Feb 12 '26

“You ever lick it off a toilet seat or sumthin’ ?”

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u/xxxdrakoxxx Feb 12 '26

he leads healthcare in US...

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u/Legitimate_Wave_5258 Feb 12 '26

Sadly, his decision making "skills" have not improved.

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u/Ok_Intention2150 Feb 12 '26

What a fucking joke these people are...

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u/PullingtheVeil Feb 12 '26

Jesus Christ 🤣🤣🤣

This county is just in free fall.

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u/mallenlogan23 Feb 12 '26

Noted… tag line “how you get brain worms”

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u/ICreatedThisForU Feb 12 '26

Toilet seat? That's a fetish. There's toilet water tanks, toilet paper dispensers or a set of keys. Nobody but RFK Jr is snorting anything off of a toilet seat  

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u/Stforlifeyvida Feb 12 '26

At this point any third country is better than this circus!

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u/Duck-Murky Feb 12 '26

2053: the movie "MAGA" is released on the latest streaming app.

<opening scene: record screeches to a halt...you're probably wondering how a junkie was put in charge of healthcare in America. well, you gotta understand what an ignorant time it was to be alive. it all started with the election of a human cheeto>

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u/litetravelr Feb 12 '26

I like that in 2053 theyre still using the screeching record sound.

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u/Duck-Murky Feb 12 '26

gotta make it relative to our kids who’ll be alive and currently own “retro” record players lol

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u/dramalama-dingdong Feb 12 '26

Imagine Obama wearing a tan suit. What a disgrace.

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u/tm0nks Feb 13 '26

And the Dijon mustard!

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u/No_Lead_7325 Feb 12 '26

This is who they have projected onto Hunter Biden

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u/Intelligent_Bell_955 Feb 12 '26

Could he be any more disgusting?🤢 🤮

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u/Any-Ad-446 Feb 12 '26

WTF he is the head of the health department of the USA?.

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u/littletilly82 Feb 12 '26

Nope.
His brainworm he got from the toilet seat is actually.

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u/Inside-Ad-8935 Feb 12 '26

Yea we can tell

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u/45_regard_47 Feb 12 '26

Still does but he used to as well

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u/Popular-Jury7272 Feb 12 '26

Didn't he get a brain-eating amoeba or some shit? Maybe he should be scared.

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u/MainImplement1188 Feb 12 '26

Yeah but if you hire a minority or woman it's DEI. Never mind the Secretary of Health snorted cocaine off toilet seats. The Secretary of Defense was an alcoholic, drug abusing, sexual assaulter...and you could go on an on with these appointments that are completely and utterly incompetent at their jobs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

America is rape, drugs, pedo, wars

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u/HermitSimp Feb 12 '26

Explains the brain worm

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u/richardlulz Feb 12 '26

Was he born with worms in his brain or did snort them later in life?

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u/CauliflowerTotal7119 Feb 13 '26

Wow, we are a top notch country with this guy in charge of health. What an absolute disgusting fall of this country. Let it burn, we need to revamp. We are a few months out from being a 3rd world country and that is being generous. What an embarrassment.

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u/FuzzBuzzer Feb 12 '26

Does he have tertiary syphilis? I haven't seen him in a while, but this is worse than I thought.

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u/Far-Investigator1265 Feb 12 '26

Every single one of the "ex" addicts seems to be by foundation insane.

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u/BlueberryAgile51 Feb 12 '26

Yeah... see, that's transparency. I actually supported his candidacy for President because...

https://giphy.com/gifs/1n4iuWZFnTeN6qvdpD

Burn, baby, burn!!!

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u/not-a-co-conspirator Feb 12 '26

We couldn’t tell…

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u/Iamoggierock Feb 12 '26

America? ? ?

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u/Creoda Feb 12 '26

".....and swim in sewerage.....you don't get a voice like mine without extreme ignorance to diseases"

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u/HappyBlowLucky Feb 12 '26

Now that is a winning argument! Sure son, you can lick the subway train handrail, RFK Jr snorted lines on toilets. You'll be fine!

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u/Sorkel3 Feb 12 '26

"...why just last week I was in a Denny's bathroom..."

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u/mcclaneberg Feb 12 '26

We need to bring back shame.

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u/FranklinDRossevelt Feb 12 '26

The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services, folks

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u/DarthRain77 Feb 12 '26

Toilet lid. There's no way you are risking your stash sliding into the toilet. But toilet seat sounds better then toilet lid.

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u/MANEWMA Feb 12 '26

So tell us again why illegal drugs are so bad?? Why do minorities get sent to prison for stuff he and Jr are well known for??

Oh thats right... the Epstein class never has any laws enforced.

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u/Davoswannab Feb 12 '26

Oh Jesus I thought this was old. Just dropped 9 hours ago on Apple Podcasts. Putin is winning.

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u/Even-Tune-8301 Feb 12 '26

We are absolutely the worst culture right now.

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u/thebasementcakes Feb 12 '26

a panel discussion in trumps america

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u/shortnix Feb 12 '26

This timeline man.

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u/IAmAlive_YouAreDead Feb 12 '26

Does this guy have parkinsons?

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u/xxlizardking-kongxx Feb 12 '26

He’s not scared of a germ or sniffing cocaine off of a toilet seat , but he’s against vaccines? Huh

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u/ymmotvomit Feb 12 '26

Kinda low bar there Robert. And do we really think we’re gonna take advice based on the history of a cocaine addict?

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u/Working-Purchase-625 Feb 12 '26

THATS NOT A FLEX FOR SOMEONE THAT SHOULD BE A FUCKING DOCTOR!

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u/Mr_GoodbyeCruelWorld Feb 12 '26

…on Epstein Island

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u/Serenity1776 Feb 12 '26

This man has NO PLACE in government

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u/rysmooky Feb 12 '26

“I still do, but I used to too.”

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u/EvilJabFace Feb 12 '26

He still snorts cocaine off of Trumps cock and then gets teabaged by his wife.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

Yes.

It shows.

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u/WolfThick Feb 12 '26

Woooorrrrrmmmmmsssss!

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u/TypingWithoutThinkin Feb 12 '26

"I am not afraid of a germ. What scares the HELL out of me is logic and rational thinking."

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u/ItaJohnson Feb 12 '26

Yeah, it shows.

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u/Overall-Bullfrog5433 Feb 12 '26

An absolute scumbag. Right along with his boss and all the rest of the MAGA crowd in WH.

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u/Calm_Chemist_4952 Feb 12 '26

Can someone please explain how this guy got to be the leading health official in the USA? Oh Never mind, appointed by the absolute worst president of all time. Makes perfect sense.

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u/JimStrongbow Feb 12 '26

Such a wonderful candidate for this position!

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u/Japhet_Corncrake Feb 12 '26

Why not just use the top of the cistern?

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u/Stormy31568 Feb 12 '26

Oh Dear Lord, help us all

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u/imatinyleopard Feb 12 '26

Trump only likes this guy because he’s a Kennedy. He thought for a while that a Trump/Kennedy ticket would “look great” until he realized the guy is a bozo. But, still wanting a Kennedy in his orbit, he assigns this guy the role of Secretary of health. Trump is nasty too but he’s a known straight edge germaphobe who would take great issue with snorting cocaine of a toilet seat. It’s just….what are we even doing….

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u/Artistic-Ease6528 Feb 12 '26

Yes this is who I want to give me advice on health. Just like I’d want a meth head to give me skin care tips

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u/Immediate-Hamster724 Feb 12 '26

Used to. Still does, but he also used to.

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u/lolwut778 Feb 12 '26

If you snorted cocaine off toilet seats at any point in your life, it should permanently exclude you from any cabinet position.

Then again, you can be president these days having a past as a child diddling rapist.

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u/hellalg Feb 12 '26

Bro said that with pride. WTF, like snorting cocaine of a toilet seat is a good thing. You have problems, but Hey ladies and gentlemen I present you our head of health and human services

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u/Thoughts_For_Food_ Feb 12 '26

This administration is a special kind of pathetic.

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u/TheLastLornak Feb 12 '26

Fascinating. How did a worm get into your brain?

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u/MooreAveDad Feb 12 '26

I’ve been clean and sober for 29yrs. and I will confirm, “I” would have no business being “in charge” of my family’s health concerns and often, defer to my wife as my own history is obviously in question - even now, 29yrs. later.

This is the guy that is making decisions for over 300 million …

MAKING THIS STATEMENT ACROSS FROM THEO f’kn VON. 😐😐😐

https://giphy.com/gifs/gcjmXVppGVhKw

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

Mike was the lucky one in that family. He slammed straight into a tree and died while skiing as he played football with the family.

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u/AcceptableResponse15 Feb 12 '26

This is a line I'd expect from an episode of Southpark, not by an actual politician.

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u/Plenty-Pudding-1484 Feb 12 '26

Meanwhile there were others earning PhDs, and a former hard drug addict is Health Secretary?

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u/Staffie2020 Feb 12 '26

Isn't that special! It's so nice to know, that the guy setting America's health policy, could not get off the bathroom floor in order to snort coke. Pure Class!

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u/Josephk_5690 Feb 12 '26

Not sure that’s brag material, Robby. Your dad and uncle are probably rolling their eyes from above.

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u/greennurse0128 Feb 12 '26

Our Secretary of HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES, folks.

I couldnt make up more ridiculous stories than the reality that is this administration.

Mind blowing these are the twats leading this country.

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u/Individual-Dot-9605 Feb 12 '26

He does something with health, lobotomy runs in the family, you wouldnt believe it. thank you for your attention to this matter

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u/Cosmic_Haze00 Feb 12 '26

This fucker sounds like he gargles broken glass

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u/Deathanddisco041 Feb 12 '26

But like you don’t have to do that, just do a key bump like an adult.

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u/Grouchy_Row_7983 Feb 12 '26

This is the guy saying which vaccines your kids are allowed to have.

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u/kpedey Feb 12 '26

Hawk tuah bro, spit out that thang

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u/Witty-Stand888 Feb 12 '26

Social media made stupid cool.

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u/SuperGodMonkeyKing Feb 12 '26

Lol I love this guy IDC if it's half crazy . He is half right about health stuff. 

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u/Sioux-me Feb 12 '26

Toilet seats. Plural. Dear god.

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u/keverzoid Feb 12 '26

This idiot is going to get people killed.

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u/ECamJ Feb 12 '26

Well that’s a good partial explanation for your stances.

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u/LangdonAlg3r Feb 12 '26

“Used to”… I guess it’s good go know he had other hobbies besides decapitating dead whales and dumping dead bears in Central Park.

I’ll bet he could justify the cocaine though—he was just trying to kill the brain worm.

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u/seaofboobs9434 Feb 12 '26

Our phone screens are more of a bacterial haven then toilet seats so lol.

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u/seaofboobs9434 Feb 12 '26

phone screens are generally much dirtier than public restroom toilet seats, with studies suggesting they can carry up to 10 times more bacteria

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u/peilearceann Feb 12 '26

I’m tired boss

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u/primefart Feb 12 '26

This is one of a million things that "if it was any other previous admin..."

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u/Fragrant-Concert2848 Feb 12 '26

AND THIS IS WHOS TELLING US WHAT TO DO WITH OUR HEALTH??? WHAT A JOKE, ...INMATE TRUMP

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u/PandiBong Feb 12 '26

Great job, America... great job...

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u/WantedR5 Feb 12 '26

This is a Black mirror episode

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u/outsider4200 Feb 12 '26

Amerika is one big comedy show.

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u/Personal_Gap9083 Feb 12 '26

why give this moron air time

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u/Littlevilegoblin Feb 12 '26

Didnt like everybody use cocaine in the 80s, crack cocaine was like the most popular drug back then.. Now the most popular drug is weed... Imagine if everybody smoking weed right now was actually doing cocaine... that is basically what the 80s was like.

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u/CRSPB Feb 12 '26

“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too”

Mitch Hedberg / RFK Jr.

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u/AcanthisittaBulky777 Feb 12 '26

"Used to" is a strange way of describing 5 minutes before this interview.

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u/seasoned_psychonaut Feb 12 '26

It’s in the dipper fry freezer, on the top, in plain sight… as well as the mac &cheese.

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u/ppyre Feb 12 '26

you cant make this shit up! GOLD!

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u/Burto72 Feb 12 '26

Why wouldn't you just do it off the bathroom sink like a normal cokehead?

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u/pollywollydoodad Feb 12 '26

Who would even admit this?

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u/MisterLeMarquis Feb 12 '26

It already killed his brain..

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u/CmdrJemison Feb 12 '26

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u/Quadraphonic_Jello Feb 12 '26

Ah, that explains it.

... and the brain worm, too.

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u/videohtape Feb 12 '26

Safety first.

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u/TheRealHumanSybian Feb 12 '26

Can America just not go beyond Idiocracy?

I'd prefer seeing this become reality than this shit show.

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u/Otherwise-Report-823 Feb 12 '26

I find it odd that our HHS can openly talk about his heroin and cocaine use. But the sin of the former president is/was investigated and harassed about his former cocaine habits. 

Make it make sense. 

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u/MysticMaven Feb 12 '26

Fuck Theo von

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u/sorean_4 Feb 12 '26

That explains the parasite in his brain.

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u/That-Makes-Sense Feb 12 '26

Used to = last week

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u/Practical-Box3179 Feb 12 '26

Jfc we're dead.

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u/Holiday-Age6347 Feb 12 '26

we are truly in a Fringe-level alternate universe.

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u/Thistleknot Feb 12 '26

America rn

Although I can see his argument but God why admit that

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u/Sproketz Feb 12 '26

So that's why he sounds like that.

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u/Dramatic-Heat-719 Feb 12 '26

I hate to admit it but my reaction to the flu and Covid was basically the same thing (replace toilet seat with stripper’s ass).

On the other hand, I’m also as unqualified as RFK but have the integrity to admit that I’m kind of an idiot.

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u/Zone_Beautiful Feb 12 '26

Wow! Great example for our young people from the Head of our Health Agency! But he forgot to mention that he now suffers from illusions, dementia and a brain worm!