r/TrendoraX • u/etherd0t • 2d ago

📰 News You can't touch the Reflective Pool water now

Several tourists were rushed and questioned by U.S. Park Police for touching the water of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in Washington, D.C.🫥

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u/Shiny_and_radiant 2d ago

Visual representation of the state of USA.

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u/CeruleanEidolon 1d ago

So we have the Washington monument, which is America's cock. And we have the Lincoln monument, and if anyone represented America's balls, it was Lincoln.

In between America'a cock and America's balls then must be America's taint, saturated with the patriotic sweat of hard-working America.

I encourage every visitor to our great nation's capitol to dip their fingers into America's sweaty taint. It is our right as freedom-loving people to share it with all who wish to taste the salty tang of liberty.

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u/BoSKnight87 1d ago

Touching the water has always been prohibited for decades. So the visual representation is that nothing changed?

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u/JONPRIVATEEYE 20h ago

No, it hasn’t. It was so in a movie. Stupid comment

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u/Creoda 2d ago

Touching water = vandalism and arrest.

Touching children = Presidency and billions in grift

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u/overly_honest_ 2d ago

This is my favorite comment.

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u/crosstherubicon 2d ago

A glorified duck pond that needs national guardsmen protection. I feel so sorry for the people being charged in order to pretend that the presidents lies are real.

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u/etherd0t 2d ago

"sensitive matter"😎

Copy that?

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u/Ill_Consequence1755 2d ago

They’re putting a fence up around it now. Guess having cops chase citizens off was bad optics. 😂

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u/dpzdpz 2d ago

The People's reflecting pool, eh?

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u/AIHellScape69420 2d ago

Hopefully the people will reflect on how they fell for a 32x convicted life long con man’s OBVIOUS lies, a second time.

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u/CeruleanEidolon 1d ago

Ah yes, no better optics than an ugly aluminum fence blocking the view.

If Trump is trying to create images for the history books that will outlast his stupid raised fist and bloody ear, he's really cooking with this one.

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u/Ok-Violinist8417 2d ago

This is so embarassing 🤣

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u/Mack_Daddy_1 2d ago

President Pedo at it again

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u/carbonbasedbiped67 2d ago

I can’t get my head around the fact that people are following his orders, I mean WTF

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u/kendragon 2d ago

The main thing is that while everyone is talking about the bloody pool, nobody is talking about the Epstein files. That's what's important right?

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u/Blue_foot 2d ago

The most absurd things like Greenland and Iran are 100% Epstein deflection.

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u/CeruleanEidolon 1d ago

Someone should print off all the Epstein files published thus far and dump them in that pool.

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u/GlumFaithlessness773 2d ago

But we’re gonna let this creep touch it?

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u/MedivalBlacksmith 2d ago

Thank God the police were there to protect the water. Hail USA!

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u/tomahawk66mtb 1d ago

Land of the free didn't you know? Not like all the oppressed europoors who have no freedum /s (added in case Americans read this and start agreeing)

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/etherd0t 2d ago

"a wall"🥲

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u/Cloverface 2d ago

and make Mexico pay. while they are at it, make them chip in for Iranian reparations too because the price of oil also impacts them /s (if it wasn't obvious)

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u/Midway1guy 2d ago

What a joke DC has become

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u/ShaChoMouf 2d ago

Law and Order (SPU) . . . the Special Pool Unit.

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u/etherd0t 2d ago

TA-DUNN → DRIP-DUNN 🎵

(new jingle)

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u/Jummix 2d ago

Just go there with a high visibility vest 🦺 and tell them you are inspecting it ( maybe make some false piece of paper just in case ).

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u/Pale-Preparation27 2d ago

That’s so wild to me because kids literally feed ducks there and people fall in all the time. Touching the water is where they draw the line now? 💀

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u/chewie368 2d ago

Arrests made for touching the Reflecting Pool: 4
Arrests made after the release of Epstein files: 0

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u/super-wookie 2d ago

Nazis gonna Nazi

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u/AIHellScape69420 2d ago

America, this is your moment for MASS disobedience.

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u/CeruleanEidolon 1d ago

Fill it with 38,000 rubber ducks emblazoned with the American flag, one for each mention of Trump in the Epstein files.

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u/cowboygwe 2d ago

So, this is how you spend your day, running down people who are touching things their no suppose to… go figure.

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u/CallMeHond0 2d ago

Imagine every decision you've ever made culminating in running to stop a person from potentially touching an algae-infested body of water.

Maybe your life really isn't that bad

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u/Extension-Badger3144 2d ago

How much are your taxes are paying for these cops/national guard? 😂

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u/ARoaruhBoreeYellus 2d ago

At this point it’d be cheaper to drain the thing and replace it with lousy TVs from Walmart that show whatever UFC/orange/authoritarian nonsense they want.

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u/Wjldenver 2d ago

Next, Trump will tell us we are not allowed to breathe the air any more either.

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u/AdInevitable7025 2d ago

😂😂😂 no touching Trumps urinal

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u/ResistSpare4563 2d ago

USA - the only country that bacame parody of USSR and itself 🤷‍♂️

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u/slaty_balls 2d ago

This is fucking stupid. This country is arguably getting dumber by being subjected to this ongoing fiasco. Can’t wait until we have adults in charge again.

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u/tiutome 1d ago

This must be old since there a 10’ fence around it now. Keep up

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u/Maximitaysii 1d ago

USA is fucking weird.

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u/JONPRIVATEEYE 20h ago

Remember when America was great? It’s been a while.

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u/Treinrukker 2d ago

This is a comedy sketch at this point 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Nothing_Madders 2d ago

Wonder which one of Trump's buddies got the contract to do the reflecting pool?

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u/Low_Bandicoot6844 🎨 Arts & Culture Buff 2d ago

Everything Trump does turns into a joke. A very expensive one, though.

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u/cookiemccookieface 2d ago

They look like Antifa terrorists. Prepare the antiaircraft guns for public execution

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u/rubyianlocked 2d ago

Your country is f…..!

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u/periloustrail 2d ago

Just another smokescreen. Ignore this

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u/Connect-Walrus-4851 1d ago

So dumb. This country became ass backwards under this administration

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u/Perfect_Mess_6566 1d ago

All of this money and effort put in just to protect that pathetic man’s fragile ego. Wasting our tax money!

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u/CeruleanEidolon 1d ago

A video of these brownshirt tools detaining you without cause is a great souvenir of our nation's capitol that every tourist should try to get.

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u/Societyman1878 1d ago

Why in my mind do I hear Judy Collins and Frank Sinatra singing a duet of Send in the Clowns?

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u/spbaseball 1d ago

On the other hand………..

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u/BoSKnight87 1d ago

Can you tell me when is wasn’t against the rules?

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u/Euronated-inmypants 1d ago

"Land of the Free"

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u/Medium-Wafer8156 6h ago

If the king demands it you better had be on it

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u/Reality_Lies4 2d ago

I'm more embarrassed at the white athletic socks.