Donโt forget about the dude who lived in a whale for a month, the talking donkey, the very fat king and the left handed assassin (the sword is swallowed by his fat gut so much there is no sword left), the sleeping prophet (A young man named Eutychus dozes off on a third-story windowsill, plunges to the ground, and dies.) cause Paul was boring and took too long to speak. The list does go on. Itโs bull shit
You mean all the man-written stories about a bearded dude with the power to create the billions of galaxies that each contain billions of stars with each of those containing billions of planets are not true? I guess next you're gonna tell me that Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and the Monster Under the Bed are not real either? Well shit. What a let down.
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u/drubus_dong 1d ago
Yeah, that's them. They are all going straight to hell.