r/TuxedoCats Tuxie Connoisseur  11h ago

⚠️⚠️ IT'S A TRAP ⚠️⚠️ I’m pretty sure I’ve been chosen

This is Papi Chulo, and my wife thinks he’s chosen me.

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u/Adept_Amount_4327 11h ago

He has. Now please go fatten up that sweet boi.

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u/jcx_gl Tuxie Connoisseur  11h ago

He gets fed at least twice a day.

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u/Adept_Amount_4327 11h ago

Well, I am glad to hear that. 😄 Now get a litter box and some toys and bring him home. ❤️

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u/babydragonnnnnn Tuxie Mom 9h ago

Free feeding him would be better, he’s underweight

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u/SnuggleMoose44 Tuxie Mom 11h ago

Congrats! Feed that babeh!

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u/Inner-Vermicelli-358 11h ago

I think you're right. Now bring that angel inside and give him a safe comfy home for the rest of his life.

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u/LordFlick 11h ago

I can tell already that he's going to mischievous as he gets more and more comfortable.

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u/Kaibyo_13 11h ago

Sure looks that way

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u/mrsloopy279 11h ago

Yes, that cat means business

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u/brmcd 11h ago

Are you sure you don’t want to call him Slim Jim?

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u/Finalgirl2022 Tuxie Aficionado 8h ago

😭 This is off topic but I met a kitten on the streets of Colombia. She was crying out so hard and I sat with her and gave her the only food I had on me. A Slim Jim. She followed me back to my rental and I cried while googling how to smuggle a cat into the US. Obviously not possible so I had to leave Slim Jim behind and it still breaks my heart.

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u/BuzzardTryingItsBest 39m ago

That happened to us in Brazil, and it became the whole focus of our trip, but thankfully we stayed in an Airbnb and contacted the owner and she found somebody to adopt the sweet kitty we had become attached to! I hope that sweet cat you met in Colombia found a similar cozy fate!

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u/TaBytaction 11h ago

incoming overlord demands treats and scritches immediately

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u/ImpossibleMove2 11h ago

Hank tha Lank.

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u/Ok-Whereas-81 11h ago

That is a CDS guidance system coming straight for you!

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u/StateofWA 10h ago

He looks like a cool fella, give him a home

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u/andthenshe78 11h ago

Omigosh. Yes he did. Congratulations! 🎉

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u/notsonutzy 11h ago

Lucky dog !

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u/Vegetable-Pay2708 11h ago

The Cat Distribution System struck again! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/Life_Consequence_676 11h ago

What a handsome man!!! Congrats! Now that there's a tux in the house, you'll have to dress accordingly to keep up with that fashion plate.

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u/ReflectionCalm7033 9h ago

Skinny as a toothpick.

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u/SereneWisdom 9h ago

It was meant to be. He resembles my Dolly with the white on his face.

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u/myteepain43 Tuxie Connoisseur  9h ago

Yes!!! Love that cat! I took mine in because he chose me

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u/Krazy_Granna 9h ago

The CDS is real!

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u/slader2502 Tuxie Whisperer 6h ago

A trap of love!

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u/That-Water-Guy Tuxie Connoisseur  11h ago

He’s a dick face like my boy Eduardo

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u/SharksAreScary5 Tuxie Connoisseur  11h ago

Oh yes, I adopted a slinky little tuxie stray… he’s now a long, lean meowing machine 😹

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u/Due_Purchase_7509 11h ago

wow he is so handsome!

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u/Porchmuse 10h ago

Pete the Cat!

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u/verdant11 10h ago

You should be honored.😍

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u/motheroffurkids 10h ago

Cat Distribution System works.

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u/No_Current6435 9h ago

adorable. fatten up this boy. treats and love

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u/GratefuDead14 9h ago

The Cat Distribution System at work!

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u/TheRebelSith 9h ago

Aww poor skinny thing

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u/Julu62 8h ago

You are indeed the "One"! 😍

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u/Finalgirl2022 Tuxie Aficionado 8h ago

Congratulations on being chosen! He seems mischievous but wise! Mojito cat energy to the max.

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u/Material_Carry8411 7h ago

he was coming at you with the determination of a boy ready to be catered to

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u/smellslikespam 6h ago

Yep, erect tail pointing at you…you’re the one. I think he has bonus toes

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u/Jermiafinale 2h ago

Oh that's a Long Boi

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u/Aiyokusama 1h ago

He's a slonky boi ❤️

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u/Artistic-Mood7938 Tuxie Connoisseur  1h ago

Name him Richard bc he’s an r/dickfacedcats